Wild Sviss Cheesy Scoops Presents Red WWersus Blue

[Aprilthearab]

oh god what have they done to you

Just, uh... Killed me over and over again

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[WildZoo]

 

[samac]

Just, uh... Killed me over and over again

Ya know why that makes me a good team leader? Cause I don’t do that ****

 

[Aprilthearab]

Is that salt I smell already?

Wat are you talking about

I literally said salt in my very first post, yes lol

 

[Aprilthearab]

Is that salt I smell already?

Also I was wolfing with him when he died so I really do get the sympathy but like, shorty did a bomb ass job!

 

[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

Ya know why that makes me a good team leader? Cause I don’t do that ****

you don't do dying? I hardly think it was something April DID

 

[Aprilthearab]

Ya know why that makes me a good team leader? Cause I don’t do that ****

EXCUSE YOU

YOU HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY GAME DEATH AT LEAST ONCE AND FOR MY BENEVOLENCE DEATH AT LEAST TWICE

 

[samac]

EXCUSE YOU

YOU HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY GAME DEATH AT LEAST ONCE AND FOR MY BENEVOLENCE DEATH AT LEAST TWICE

Ily and won’t actively kill you of my own accord unless you do something wolfy?

to be fair in England I had the right thought but wrong character lol

 

[Aprilthearab]

Ily and won’t actively kill you of my own accord unless you do something wolfy?

to be fair in England I had the right thought but wrong character lol

You thought it was Finn from the beginning but let me fall to prove your theory!

 

[samac]

You thought it was Finn from the beginning but let me fall to prove your theory!

No one else believed me!

 

[sunshinefl]

No one else believed me!

I believed you 😉

 

[samac]

I believed you 😉

WAIT A SECOND

 

[Crayola227]

HI
YEET BOB
ELECT MY GOD DAMN SELF

Wow this seems pretty aggro even for samac

 

[Crayola227]

Just a reminder that I haven't lived past D2 in half my village games and would really appreciate getting the chance to play a little while before I die, cool thnx

I also don't have @PippyPony here to salt yeet to the moon so I'm evenly distributing my salt to everyone

The first part was fine, next about a player not even playing is overexplainy

 

[Crayola227]

Oh no
Does the team captain get to break ties again? I'm scared

Feels overdone

 

[Crayola227]

You’re on red team dont try and get our attention k thanks.

I Don't understand what you mean here

 

[Crayola227]

W

Cmon Samac, you've been in charge twice before! That's enough to get you blackout drunk!

What were the two times?

 

[BobLoblaw78]

HI
YEET BOB
ELECT MY GOD DAMN SELF

So you want to lose.....???? That could work. Or you could elect me and yeet yourself. Much better chance of winning that way

 

[BobLoblaw78]

Just a reminder that I haven't lived past D2 in half my village games and would really appreciate getting the chance to play a little while before I die, cool thnx

I also don't have @PippyPony here to salt yeet to the moon so I'm evenly distributing my salt to everyone

Thanks for the reminder! We could have messed up by forgetting to misyeet you prior to D2 b/c of tradition and stuff.

 

[BobLoblaw78]

Oh **** I hope not

Grow a pair

 

[BobLoblaw78]

Still think you should elect me though.
I get drunk off power. Like I get drunk off white claws.

R- "Hey, Bob! Who do you think would make a great leader in WWar?"

Me- "Probably someone that gets scared making decisions about ties and gets drunk off of whiteclaws. My piss has more alcohol than that"

 

[Zenge142]

Why you vote Zenge who has recently successful wolfed without a post to his name?

Wait what? I had posts to my name?

 

[Zenge142]

BUT I DONT WANT TO BREAK TIES

To be fair I don't think there's a tie breaking ability because there are two team leaders so that could be problematic

We don’t know there’s no tie breaking mechanic.

 

[Zenge142]

He can be a powerful villager. But also a scary ass wolf.
I’m curious why you’re like “yes Zenge!” Given that

You were also a terrifying wolf Samac.

 

[Zenge142]

Elect Zenge

 

[Zenge142]

Samac for leader.

I just can’t after England. I thought about leading a “Recall Samac” election. I’m not saying I’ll never vote for you again, but I need time.

 

[samac]

Welp I was, uh feeling good last night.
the drinking game became anytime I checked my phone I had to drink. And who has no self control? THIS GIRL.

Wow this seems pretty aggro even for samac

….. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

R- "Hey, Bob! Who do you think would make a great leader in WWar?"

Me- "Probably someone that gets scared making decisions about ties and gets drunk off of whiteclaws. My piss has more alcohol than that"

It was wine.
but ya know what? Would make a great god damn leader.

Wait what? I had posts to my name?

You had none. Zerooooo

We don’t know there’s no tie breaking mechanic.

Tie breaking is balls

You were also a terrifying wolf Samac.

I wasn’t tho. It was just my 3rd game and no one knew my meta.

I just can’t after England. I thought about leading a “Recall Samac” election. I’m not saying I’ll never vote for you again, but I need time.

I didn’t kill you what now.

 

[Aprilthearab]

W
What were the two times?

Once in the noob game and again in England

 

[samac]

I Don't understand what you mean here

Red vs blue. You only vote for team captains on your team.

W
What were the two times?

England and the noob game after the first mayor got murdered.

 

[Aprilthearab]

We don’t know there’s no tie breaking mechanic.

I know, but I'm guessing it's not something the team leaders have because there are two team leaders and giving the power to break ties to both of them wouldn't make sense

 

[WildZoo]

Good morning everyone. Is the game broken yet?

 

[samac]

Good morning everyone. Is the game broken yet?

Only a little. Because no one is making me team captain

 

[WildZoo]

Oh yeah I guess somebody should be tallying these votes, huh? Where's my modlet minion...

 

[Zenge142]

I know, but I'm guessing it's not something the team leaders have because there are two team leaders and giving the power to break ties to both of them wouldn't make sense

You could imagine situations where it would work. Team leads switch off breaking ties. They have to come to a unanimous decision via some kind of horse trading. Who knows.

 

[WildZoo]

horse trading

warthog trading, obviously

 

[Aprilthearab]

You could imagine situations where it would work. Team leads switch off breaking ties. They have to come to a unanimous decision via some kind of horse trading. Who knows.

Yes it's not impossible, just unlikely, but why does the possibility matter lol

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

hello i have arrived

i opted for the "learn nothing about the theme" approach so this is gonna go GREAT

 

[samac]

question:
Blue team is obviously superior, so what happens when we clear the red team of wolves? We just have to vote villagers?

 

[samac]

hello i have arrived

i opted for the "learn nothing about the theme approach" so this is gonna go GREAT

HI MY TINFOIL FRIEND

 

[Zenge142]

Yes it's not impossible, just unlikely, but why does the possibility matter lol

Because we shouldn’t ignore the possibility that team leader will have to be involved in some capacity in breaking ties.

 

[samac]

Because we shouldn’t ignore the possibility that team leader will have to be involved in some capacity in breaking ties.

I’ll just do better?

 

[Aprilthearab]

Because we shouldn’t ignore the possibility that team leader will have to be involved in some capacity in breaking ties.

What makes you think they have to be involved?

 

[Aprilthearab]

@samac wasn't your mayoral power in the noob game just the ability to open chats with people? I didn't think there was a tie breaker power

 

[Zenge142]

What makes you think they have to be involved?

Because we shouldn’t ignore the possibility that team leader will have to be involved in some capacity in breaking ties.

I’m saying it’s a possibility, and it shouldn’t be ignored:

I don't think there's a tie breaking ability

I don’t know if there will be but it’s a possibility.

 

[cubsrule4e]

Eh what the heck. Its basically Halo.

Elect Cubs

 

[Aprilthearab]

I’m saying it’s a possibility, and it shouldn’t be ignored:

I don’t know if there will be but it’s a possibility.

I misread

I'm not intending to ignore anything, it just started out as speculation when I was joking with samac. No big deal and not really something we need to worry about at the moment unless it changes your team captain vote of yourself

 

[samac]

@samac wasn't your mayoral power in the noob game just the ability to open chats with people? I didn't think there was a tie breaker power

Nope. I also broke ties, it just didn’t happen as god damn often as England. But the most important aspect was PMs.

 

[Melchizedek]

Good morning everyone. Is the game broken yet?

Have you seen the source material? This game was destined to be dysfunctional from the jump.

 

[cubsrule4e]

This is shaping up to be team Introvert vs team Extrovert.

 

[cubsrule4e]

Zenge 2- AM, Zenge
Samac - Samac
Sunny - MKG
Barks - Diff
Diff - Sunny
April - Please
Cubs - Cubs

Here you go grandma @WildZoo