Wild Sviss Cheesy Scoops Presents Red WWersus Blue

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OKAY JEEZ @Zenge142
HERE IT IS
ONCE AND FOR ALL
THE BIG REVEAL


Night 5
"I know I'm always right Church!"
"I'm glad you're my best friend too Church!"
"What? You would like me to be the sole defender and champion of the Blue Team? I couldn't possibly turn that down!"

Caboose talks to himself as he patrols the perimeter of the makeshift camp.

"Honk! Honk!"
"Oh hello Junior, does Tucker know you're awake this late?"
"Honk!"
"I don't think you're telling me the truth."
"HONK!"
"Because you've lied to me before!"
"Honk, honk honk. Honk!"
"What?!? I'll go check it out, I'm sure Church would be my best friend if what you say is true!"

Caboose goes to investigate the cave that Junior had pointed out to him. Inside he finds the body of a well mustachioed man.

"OHMYGOD. It IS Wyoming's real body. I have to tell the others right away!"

As Caboose turns to run out of the cave, he feels something slam into the back of his head (a familiar feeling for Caboose after so much head trauma).

7. @Zenge142 - Caboose - Wolf Wildcard turned even-night tracker; 1x vig
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9 players remain
Red Team:
1. @mkg323 - Agent Wyoming, ninja wolf
2. @cubsrule4e
3. @differentiating
4. @BobLoblaw78 - Sarge, village odd-night item-maker
5. @sunshinefl
7. @Stagg737
8. @TelemarketingEnigma
13. @Barkley13 - Vic, treestump jester

Blue Team:
1. @Animal Midwife - Church - village treestump
3. @Dinashadow - Agent Texas (Tex) - village even-night tracker, 1x vig
4. @alleycat03
5. @Aprilthearab
6. @samac
7. @Zenge142 - Caboose - Wolf Wildcard turned even-night tracker; 1x vig
8. @Crayola227 - O'Malley - wolf even-night redirector, 1x force kill, 1x result thief
9. @vetschoolsletmeinplease

Subs
1. @WonderingStudent
Tots
1. @holdthemayo
2. @kaydubs
3. @Doggo Labs
4. @alissa14
5. @supershorty
6. @Lawpy - Tater Tot with access to the spreadsheet. Too bad nobody tried to PM him when he was alive.

It is now Day 6. Deadline is 10pm EST on 6/29.

FIX THIS
 
Day 3
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The Reds and Blues had been fighting so long, they no longer even remembered what they were fighting about. In fact, they weren't altogether sure they'd ever been told. But today, they had something to unify them. Church had been acting bizarre. It was so obvious that he had been taken over by one of those alien blob things. The Blues couldn't take him out (that would make them team-killing dinguses), so they turned to the Reds to get the job done.

"Yeah, ok," said Simmons, "We'll take out your guy for you. No sweat off my back to off a dirty blue."

"I'm choosing to ignore that last bit," said Tucker, "Thank you. I think."

Church, head pounding from what felt like days of screaming at everyone, gazed around the campsite. His eyes fell upon Sheila, that metal beauty with the gentle AI, resting in the shade.

"You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing," he muttered to himself.

"Qué fue eso?" said Lopez, who had been gazing dreamily at his lovely Sheila after finishing some minor repairs.

"Uh...nothing," said Church. "Everyone just...shut up. You're all idiots, and I can't believe you're listening to these rookies instead of me. "

"You're not Church!" yelled Caboose, "Church is my best friend, I would know if he was you!"

"ARE YOU IN THE HABIT OF MURDERING YOUR BEST FRIENDS?"

"Crap guys...I don't know...that does sound like Church," Tucker said.

"Whatever. Just do it. When we're done here, I'm haunting your asses until the end of time."

@Animal Midwife, who was Private Leonard L. Church, a village treestump. She will continue posting on the thread. Have fun with that.
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12 players remain
Red Team:

1. @mkg323
2. @cubsrule4e
3. @differentiating
4. @BobLoblaw78 - Sarge, village odd-night item-maker
5. @sunshinefl
7. @Stagg737
8. @TelemarketingEnigma
13. @Barkley13 - Vic, treestump jester

Blue Team:
1. @Animal Midwife - Church - village treestump
3. @Dinashadow - Agent Texas (Tex) - village even-night tracker, 1x vig
4. @alleycat03
5. @Aprilthearab
6. @samac
7. @Zenge142
8. @Crayola227
9. @vetschoolsletmeinplease

Subs
1. @WonderingStudent
Tots
1. @holdthemayo
2. @kaydubs
3. @Doggo Labs
4. @alissa14
5. @supershorty
6. @Lawpy
 
Day 3
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The Reds and Blues had been fighting so long, they no longer even remembered what they were fighting about. In fact, they weren't altogether sure they'd ever been told. But today, they had something to unify them. Church had been acting bizarre. It was so obvious that he had been taken over by one of those alien blob things. The Blues couldn't take him out (that would make them team-killing dinguses), so they turned to the Reds to get the job done.

"Yeah, ok," said Simmons, "We'll take out your guy for you. No sweat off my back to off a dirty blue."

"I'm choosing to ignore that last bit," said Tucker, "Thank you. I think."

Church, head pounding from what felt like days of screaming at everyone, gazed around the campsite. His eyes fell upon Sheila, that metal beauty with the gentle AI, resting in the shade.

"You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing," he muttered to himself.

"Qué fue eso?" said Lopez, who had been gazing dreamily at his lovely Sheila after finishing some minor repairs.

"Uh...nothing," said Church. "Everyone just...shut up. You're all idiots, and I can't believe you're listening to these rookies instead of me. "

"You're not Church!" yelled Caboose, "Church is my best friend, I would know if he was you!"

"ARE YOU IN THE HABIT OF MURDERING YOUR BEST FRIENDS?"

"Crap guys...I don't know...that does sound like Church," Tucker said.

"Whatever. Just do it. When we're done here, I'm haunting your asses until the end of time."

@Animal Midwife, who was Private Leonard L. Church, a village treestump. She will continue posting on the thread. Have fun with that.
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12 players remain
Red Team:

1. @mkg323
2. @cubsrule4e
3. @differentiating
4. @BobLoblaw78 - Sarge, village odd-night item-maker
5. @sunshinefl
7. @Stagg737
8. @TelemarketingEnigma
13. @Barkley13 - Vic, treestump jester

Blue Team:
1. @Animal Midwife - Church - village treestump
3. @Dinashadow - Agent Texas (Tex) - village even-night tracker, 1x vig
4. @alleycat03
5. @Aprilthearab
6. @samac
7. @Zenge142
8. @Crayola227
9. @vetschoolsletmeinplease

Subs
1. @WonderingStudent
Tots
1. @holdthemayo
2. @kaydubs
3. @Doggo Labs
4. @alissa14
5. @supershorty
6. @Lawpy
 
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