The next quote from SOV is needed to follow my responses:
Looks like you lost your viagra, no hard rods last night as you were blocked. Perhaps you were looking at a picture of your Mom and you weren't in the mood? Who knows?
Someone also shined a pretty light in your eyes. For a moment you are startled and you contemplate your life and suddenly have an epiphany..... it has something to do with DocE. But then the lights fade away and you forget. How sad.
I remembered the epiphany... it was Penis envy over DocE that prevented me from seeing wood last night... no, that couldn't be it either, thinking about DocE never has had that effect previously...