Night 9 Results
With numbers dwindling, it's unclear if our group of mushers is going to make it to the finish line in Nome.
Some of them (ok, one of them) appeared to be using shrooms overnight. Or some mind-altering substance. Amazing what people will do in the middle of a race.
Nyanko moved to Cohort 4.
And really, that's about all of the minor news. But there was a whole lot of major badness for villagers last night. And no, it's not your mods manipulating things to hasten the end of the race. You all did this to each other.
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First, Equineconstant lost 2 more dogs to trail injuries. With a total of only 5 dogs left, EC has been scratched from the race. While no longer a contestant, EC - our outdoor equipment store owner from Anchorage - was simply scratched, not killed, and so retains the right to comment on strategy as much as she wants. She cannot vote and does not count in terms of how many villagers remain.
In other major news ... Orcagirl was driving her team beside a beautiful pristine lake…when all the sudden it began to bubble and fizz. Say what? Are these hot springs or something? She cautiously gets down from the sled and walks over as the lake continues to fizz softly. Suddenly, her dogs bark and alarm and take off running with the sled down the trail. "Wait!" she calls, but her voice is lost in a huge eruption of gas from the lake. A white cloud rises, moving faster than anything she has ever seen, engulfing her in pure carbon dioxide. Orca, a dog trainer hell bent on pushing back against anything Cesar Millan has done, is dead.
[Educational moment. This is a
real phenomenon. It has to be, it's in wikipedia.]
And last, FFM was found beheaded next to his camp fire in the morning. Footprints around the area make it pretty clear he was assaulted by one person, presumably a very evil person. A blood splatter expert named Dextah was called in to investigate; he concluded that the killing was done with a SOG F09-N hand axe and required approximately 7.5 blows (the .5 blow was really more of a tearing/wrenching motion required to separate the last bits of tissue). He toddles off with his pictures to write up the report.
The remaining 5 mushers....
Cohort 1
Kaydubs (14) - an evil musher
equineconstant (5) - a good musher who is scratched from the race.
dyachei (12) - a good musher who tried to use growth elixir, making the mods smile
wildcatj (15) - a musher and all-around decent person
Cohort 2
bold text (16) - a musher who steadfastly got her PMs in on time
SOV (15) - a musher who just wanted to help everyone out
nohika (16) - a hard working musher
FH (15) - the inactive musher
Cohort 3
WTF (12)
vetgirl4eva (13) - an evil musher who consistently amused the mods with her submissions
hedgiehog (10)
JamrOckin (16) - an evil musher
orcagirl (12) - a sweet musher
Cohort 4
wldlfstdnt (11)
Abney (14)
Nyanko (12)
Cohort 5
Trematode (16) - the annoying musher
JJ (14) - a rabbit-loving musher
FFM (12) - a grain merchant who consistently tied his occuptation to his item submissions, thus pleasing the mods
Cohort 6
Swingnsave (7) a hardy, well-prepared musher
Cuitlamiztli (11) - a good musher who became evil
wolfspeaker (16) - an evil musher
PetPony (14) - a hard-working musher
Devyn (16) - a kind-hearted musher able to patch up dogs on the trail