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Saw this on the allopathic threads. This oughta be good for a laugh. Here's mine.
Dear Loo:
Our college received ### applicants for # spaces this year, making it a competitive application cycle.
We are sorry to say, you will not be invited to interview. Your statistics do not compare favorably to the geniuses we plan to interview and accept before you.
Please do not think that your file being thrown in the garbage means that you do not posess the characteristics of a good veterinarian; it just means that you would be well-suited for other occupations in the meantime.
Good luck in your future endeavors and we appreciate the free money you gave us that will build new classrooms that you will never use.
Sincerely,
XXXXX
Dear Loo:
Our college received ### applicants for # spaces this year, making it a competitive application cycle.
We are sorry to say, you will not be invited to interview. Your statistics do not compare favorably to the geniuses we plan to interview and accept before you.
Please do not think that your file being thrown in the garbage means that you do not posess the characteristics of a good veterinarian; it just means that you would be well-suited for other occupations in the meantime.
Good luck in your future endeavors and we appreciate the free money you gave us that will build new classrooms that you will never use.
Sincerely,
XXXXX