WW: X-Men Official Game Thread

I am waiting on 2 PMs..... I am going to PM the mofos and if I don't hear back from them I am going to make some ****e up...

I am going to start sending out result PMs.... as always do not say anything on thread or in group PMs until results are posted.

Results are pretty much pending!

The mutants were hoping for another uneventful night in the states, but alas it was not to be had....as darkness fell over the land a bizarre, very focused (and almost violent in nature) rain storm was spotted in one tiny area of the city. Word of more attacks with wounds that could only be made by claws spread and the mutants were becoming concerned...who or what was on the loose?!

Meanwhile, we find LIS sitting in his rocking chair knitting jammies for the newest mutant baby he senses that is about to enter the world. One of the most important parts of his role is to make sure every mutant baby sleeps warmly at night. Suddenly he is aware of evil thoughts entering the head of a mutant nearby, and he tenses up. After a little concentration, he relaxes as he realizes it is just his teenage son downloading some more porn. Unfortunately, what seemed like a harmless distraction to stop his son from going blind (or so the good Doctor believes), has horrible consequences when LIS realized that something even more evil was nearby as well. Lucky for LIS he has the wheelchair, and sensing his great danger he sets it for “ludicrous speed.” He begins to pull away from this danger, but his addled brain fails to notice ANOTHER mutant danger when he suddenly sees a laser beam that hits his wheelchair and he falls out of ludicrous speed, and is attacked by claws that leave a hideous wound across his face. He is saved further injury when a metal thimble hits his attacker in the eye and forces the attacker to run off howling in pain. He sets his wheelchair for the highest speed it can now attain, ridiculous speed. Still, he knows that even this will not be enough for him to escape his arch-rival, so he begins to send out messages for help to all the mutants of the world in a desperate attempt to find anyone who can help. Again, fate has played LIS a cruel hand, as his creeping Alzheimer’s has him forgetting what he is in desperate need of. First he sends out a message for “Alka Selzer,” because quite honestly, how many pronto pups and deep fried candy bars can you eat when you go to the Minnesota State Fair. But this plea has no effect, and his pursuer continues to gain on him even faster because his wheelchair has been damaged again and can now only go light speed, as metal starts flying around the room in random directions. In a brief moment of lucidity, he remembers his danger, and again sends out another message….. this time for “geritol.” At some level it seems his knows his age is doing him in. Again distracted he tries to recall the cast of “Grumpy Old Men”, and can remember Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau, but can’t remember the female love interest (it was Ann Magret). Even if he did receive his geritol, and remember the full cast, it is unlikely it could have helped him evade the metal cabinet that breaks his arm, or the sewing needle that impales him in the leg. Next he bizarrely communicates “bulbospongiosus, and bulbocavernosus”, as all the gold medals he won at the spelling bee (by cheating and reading the questioner's mind) whip out of their frames and pelt him in the stomach, and fall into his wheelchair's gears causing it to drop to sub-light speed. He has time to send out one final message which all the mutants of the world will be talking about for a long time (or at least the ones on SDN), which not so strangely is “Where is my WHIP?” This is when a powerful mutant enters the room, motions with mutant hands, and LIS’ broken wheelchair rises up in the air turns over (he is luckily – but only for a few seconds- wearing his seat belt… “safety first my little mutants he thinks”) and smashes LIS against his bookshelf. Amazingly LIS is still alive and thinks “don’t forget I said ‘he’ could do my write-up,” until finally Miller’s Anatomy of Dog falls from the top shelf, hits him in the head, and snuffs out his last breath. And so it is, that tragically, LIS, Professor X, and the mutant able to investigate all other mutants has been killed. And his arch-rival walks away as every single metal object in the house rises up and forms a metal crypt, entombing LIS for eternity.

Deadline for lynch is 2 AM Dublin time...

Special Thanks to SOV for the killer LIS death scene (I added the smileys, of course)

First Class
1. SnS
2. Sheepdog
3. lissarae06
4. Kakurubird
5. FTB

United
1. Philliab
2. ksmi117
3. Dyachei
4. DVMD
5. Samoa

Origins
1. Nyanko
2. Krist
3. Wolfspeaker - Shadowcat
4. IPB
5. LIS – Professor X

Last Stand
1. Nohika
2. orca2011
3. Jamrockin
4. Zanydogz
5. NStarz

This write-up was brought to you by the letter "S" for Sober

Sheepdogpsu said:

kakuru why did you edit your most recent post?

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She was required to by WW law.

StartingoverVet said:

Moderators have told kakuru to edit that post.

I am only answering since Kakuru cannot.

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Jinx! You owe me a whiskey & coke

StartingoverVet said:

my non-alcohol soaked reflexes answered a minute ahead of you.

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I have not had any alcohol since 3 AM Wednesday morning. Ha! Thank you very much I am due for some.