GGoats ThWWee: Here It GGoats Again - GAME THREAD

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I do find it really interesting that it was only after Samac and I made Mads a legitimate wagon, that other counter wagons started developing.

Villagers should take note...

The wagonomics reeks to high heaven
Who specifically are you sussing with this?
 
Let's try this again


Did you think their votes for each other were serious?




I'm curious how @KayJayQueue feels about these posts
I don’t love it from PSV but I’ll need to reread in case there’s anything pairing or unpairing there. While I’m at it I could look into you/mads too but I probably have too much confirmation bias and I’d probably prefer greedy look instead to be more objective since he does seem to think you’re town, apparently. Anyway, she’s still a Scumlean of mine.

But the greedy stuff is just very greedy of greedy lol It doesn’t make me feel differently about him. If the thought here is that he’s partnered with mads or something, he would’ve really wanted to make me feel good about a read I had that was supporting a partner of his, he wouldn’t make me feel so unsupported/purely sheeped because he knows I get paranoid. So I’m still at the same level of townread on greedy as before.
 
idk why everyone thinks clem is so hard to read. he's clearly village.
Niggling at my brain but I'll think more about this when I've slept.
You're suggesting that considering the wagonomics unfolding before me is analyzing the game in bad faith? pls
To be fair, you can't really analyze wagonomics without any affiliation information, and it's also harmful to the analysis to disrupt the movement right in the middle of it.

The arguments being laid forth here seem to be that wolves wouldn't take advantage of a player being absent from the thread to misyeet them.

Which I can't believe are real arguments
I think the arguments were actually that wolves can also be absent from thread, which is true. Both things can be true.
 
Day 1 - The Start of GGoatapalooza

Gruffendale had never seen such excitement. The goats—fluffy, proud, paranoid—had gathered by the hundreds on the steep, mossy hillside for Gruffapalooza, the greatest concert festival the pasture had ever known. And tonight, none other than Shakira herself, the GOAT of pop music (according to The Hoofington Post), was performing live.

Bales of hay served as seating. The air buzzed with the scent of wildflowers and faint suspicion. Because the goats of Gruffendale were not ordinary goats. No, these goats were deeply distrustful - of outsiders, of each other, even of their own shadows on foggy mornings. And in Gruffendale, every morning was foggy.

As Shakira strutted onto the clover-covered stage wearing a dazzling sequined shawl woven from alpaca wool (the goats tolerated this blasphemy only because it sparkled), the crowd bleated in thunderous approval.

She launched into a reimagined version of her chart-topper, now titled:

“Goats Don't Lie"​



The audience danced wildly, shaking their horns and stamping their hooves in rhythm. Even the elders tapped their weathered cloven feet. For a moment, unity hummed through the hills.

But that was when it happened.

A shriek pierced the music. One of the goats spun in a circle, eyes wide.

“Someone nibbled my backstage haystack snack!”

Gasps. Nostrils flared. The music halted mid-measure. Shakira froze in a dramatic goat pose.

“WHO DID THIS?” bellowed Chairman Billy, the self-appointed head of the Gruffendale Vigilance Committee. “We’re voting.

They formed a chaotic circle in the field, the stomping crowd quickly turning into a mob of whispering, paranoid bleaters. The candidates for suspicion were swiftly nominated, unnominated, renominated. It was a flurry too quick to keep up with. But gradually, the crowd's gaze turned toward none other than Muffinwump the Slightly Moist.

“Why am I even being considered?” Muffinwump cried, his damp wool glistening under the stage lights. “I was just dabbing my brow in the corner! You all know I get sweaty under pressure!”

“That’s what someone guilty would say,” hissed a Doehemian goat, adjusting her flower crown.

Voting paddles were raised. Stomps counted. A mad flurry of accusations and bleats echoed across the valley.

“Three stomps for Muffinwump!”


IT’S MUFFINWUMP.


The crowd turned. Muffinwump backed away, slipping slightly in his own unfortunate dew.


“You’re making me a scapegoat!” he wailed. “I didn’t touch the haystack! I don’t even like timothy! I’m an alfalfa goat!”

But it was too late. Tradition was tradition.

They paraded him down to the Lower Paddock of Shame (not dangerous, just slightly more humid), as Shakira solemnly resumed her performance.



Afterward, the missing snack was found in a patch of tall clover and stepped on. But it was too late. The decision had been made.

Muffinwump, meanwhile, became a cult hero in the Lower Paddock, writing memoirs titled Dewy But Not Guilty.

The goats of Gruffendale, naturally, remained suspicious.

Because if there was one truth they clung to, one mantra they’d bleat through wind and storm, it was this:

Goats don’t lie.
But they definitely judge.


Dead is...
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@fruitsalad, Muffinwump the Slightly Moist, and a
vanilla villager
Wow surprised there are any VTs
 
I now believe that Kay is more likely high posting mafia than town
Their reads seem more opportunistic/leveraged than natural and it seems like there's more intent behind them than natural progression

It's not a confident read tbh and I won't be elaborating
 
I would also like to add that I have on good authority from tot chat last game that I was specifically murdered because zenge didn't like that I was still wishy-washy on him and didn't think I could be swayed to his side. That knowledge makes me seriously question the immediate jump on me when samac brought me up again.
Wait, this isn't why I said you were murdered at all. It was because wolves didn't think they would be able to yeet you because so many people were village reading you. If there was other speculation about why you died, it was not coming from an informed party. Regardless, I don't see the connection here.
 
This recent burst of Clem posts is solidifying my town lean. When he was scum he didn’t mention or interact with me and didn’t fight against others townreading me. When he was town he wrongly and seemingly stubbornly voted me for most of the game. I think when he’s town, he can’t read me. This feels like the situation we’re currently in.
 
to joke vote day 1, then not vote at all day 2 and nobody bats an eye is pretty frustrating
I don't always vote if I don't have strong feelings, and I can't really regularly keep up to 24 hour phases these days. I'll probably vote tomorrow.

Anyways I think you're town
 
This is incorrect btw. I voted for fruit long before samac put the first vote on mads.

Egg on my face but the truth is important!
I didn’t fact check it, I just believed it. I guess I do need to just check myself. But I didn’t want to at the time.
 
I don't always vote if I don't have strong feelings, and I can't really regularly keep up to 24 hour phases these days. I'll probably vote tomorrow.

Anyways I think you're town
You had no problem voting in the pokemon game 😇
 
This recent burst of Clem posts is solidifying my town lean. When he was scum he didn’t mention or interact with me and didn’t fight against others townreading me. When he was town he wrongly and seemingly stubbornly voted me for most of the game. I think when he’s town, he can’t read me. This feels like the situation we’re currently in.
Yeah its possible there's just something about your play style that pings me, idk
 
Anyways the amount of understanding/conciliatory you're being is disconcerting and I don't know what to do with it tbh
 
Anyways the amount of understanding/conciliatory you're being is disconcerting and I don't know what to do with it tbh
I'm going to do what I do with anything I don't understand and pretend it doesn't exist, because much like allergies if you don't acknowledge things they can't hurt you
 
If I were in my hayday I'd meta dive you but I'm a lazy b**** now
If you have any specific meta questions, ask greedy. I believe he’s town so I don’t think he has any reason to hide anything especially if it could help you read me.

And even if he somehow is bad, now that I’ve said this, he has an obligation to be honest so I don’t catch him lol (but really, I do just think he’s town)
 
If you have any specific meta questions, ask greedy. I believe he’s town so I don’t think he has any reason to hide anything especially if it could help you read me.

And even if he somehow is bad, now that I’ve said this, he has an obligation to be honest so I don’t catch him lol (but really, I do just think he’s town)
There are very few people I'd care about asking their opinion on meta I'm not already familiar with tbh
 
I want to sr dubz but I also don't want to risk my record

What do
 
I want to sr dubz but I also don't want to risk my record

What do
I'm gonna continue not having a read but I WILL point back to this and gloat in post if she's maf

Win win for my ego
 
And if there isn’t a wolf on my wagon I’ll eat a shoe.
I have to go present now
✌️

samac (4) - PSV, KJQ, Greedy, fruit

I think there’s likely wolf on my wagon.
Whomst was the wolf on your wagon, do you think?

I want to sr dubz but I also don't want to risk my record

What do

I'm gonna continue not having a read but I WILL point back to this and gloat in post if she's maf

Win win for my ego
What record?? You found me ONCE
 
Smh. That's not how any of this works, but when i flip village i will be glad to be able to point back to those posts myself.
And I'll note that I expressly maintained no read and thus it doesn't count 😉
 
She's referring to the fact that she's never been misyeeted before, and I'm not sure she's ever really been close to it either.
Whoa that's a weird way to spell samac
 
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