GGoats ThWWee: Here It GGoats Again - GAME THREAD

[WildZoo]

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... it did not occur to me that we could have Dubz lock the thread 😂

Me either, I am just a player right now, I don't have my site mod hat on

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

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pls hug it out at Wawa
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[vampyrica]

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pls hug it out at Wawa
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jay is town, based

 

[supershorty]

Me either, I am just a player right now, I don't have my site mod hat on

Yeah you only have it on when you post in the thread after I lock it 😂

 

[vampyrica]

thats actually the biggest thing im gonna miss while in colorado. ****ing WAWAAAAA

 

[WildZoo]

Yeah you only have it on when you post in the thread after I lock it 😂

NOT INTENTIONALLY!!!

 

[supershorty]

I'm so turned around right now that I had to spend a moment remembering if it's day or night

 

[mkg323]

Wawa>>>>>QT>>>>>>>>sheetz
Disclaimer I have not been to buccees but that is a cult

 

[WildZoo]

I'm so turned around right now that I had to spend a moment remembering if it's day or night rn

Don't worry, the players also forgot, we been fitin like it's daytime

 

[supershorty]

Wawa>>>>>QT>>>>>>>>sheetz
Disclaimer I have not been to buccees but that is a cult

I've never been to any of these places.

 

[supershorty]

Don't worry, the players also forgot, we been fitin like it's daytime

...wait is it night 🤣

I'd convinced myself from all the brawling that it was day

 

[Zenge142]

thats actually the biggest thing im gonna miss while in colorado. ****ing WAWAAAAA

You'll get In-N-Out and Dutch Bros though, so it's not all bad!

 

[vampyrica]

You'll get In-N-Out and Dutch Bros though, so it's not all bad!

and a buccees!!!! THAT SQUIRREL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GOOD BRISKET SANDWICH ILL TELL YOU HWHAT!

 

[WildZoo]

...wait is it night 🤣

I'd convinced myself from all the brawling that it was day

Yeah it's night

 

[supershorty]

Yeah it's night

Well that's just silly

 

[Zenge142]

ILL TELL YOU HWHAT!

This is coded. I can feel it in my bones 👀

 

[supershorty]

ok fine you'll all get flavor tonight bc night flavor is more important tbh

 

[mkg323]

This is coded. I can feel it in my bones 👀

Zenge… I’ve been talking with your wife and I think it’s time to let you know. You don’t have bones. Kirby’s are invertebrates. I realize this may be difficult to come to terms with, so please take all the time you need, we’ll be here.

 

[vampyrica]

This is coded. I can feel it in my bones 👀

what

 

[mkg323]

what

I fear he’s trying to use slang that he doesn’t understand due to his age

 

[vampyrica]

okay DBD came out with a new chapter and its FNAF and as a chronically online middle schooler, 13 year old me is screaming and crying and throwing up over the fact i get to play against matthew lillard in the game. so i will be MIA for the next hour while i heal my inner tween

 

[Zenge142]

Quick legacy because I’m playing DnD

Genny
Zenges
Dubz
Mkg
Beans
Sakura
Lissa
Clem
Vamp
Greedy

Samac’s legacy had greedy at the bottom too.

Worth noting

 

[vampyrica]

I fear he’s trying to use slang that he doesn’t understand due to his age

cant wait for him to try to figure out wth i just said then lmao

 

[supershorty]

Zenge… I’ve been talking with your wife and I think it’s time to let you know. You don’t have bones. Kirby’s are invertebrates. I realize this may be difficult to come to terms with, so please take all the time you need, we’ll be here.

can confirm this conversation has occurred and Google was consulted

 

[Zenge142]

what

ILL TELL YOU HWHAT! Is a quintessential Hank Hill quote

 

[mkg323]

ILL TELL YOU HWHAT! Is a quintessential Hank Hill quote

Then you would say “omg that is so Hank Hill coded fr fr”

 

[Zenge142]

Zenge… I’ve been talking with your wife and I think it’s time to let you know. You don’t have bones. Kirby’s are invertebrates. I realize this may be difficult to come to terms with, so please take all the time you need, we’ll be here.

can confirm this conversation has occurred and Google was consulted

Spoiler

 

[supershorty]

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this is more distressing than boneless!kirby

 

[Zenge142]

Then you would say “omg that is so Hank Hill coded fr fr”

I like to keep my cards close to the vest!

Gotta see what other people know!

 

[WildZoo]

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WHY IS THERE A XENOMORPH INSIDE KIRBY

 

[beans2020]

and a buccees!!!! THAT SQUIRREL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GOOD BRISKET SANDWICH ILL TELL YOU HWHAT!

vampy, I'm so sorry to break this to you, but he's a beaver

 

[Zenge142]

WHY IS THERE A XENOMORPH INSIDE KIRBY

Gotta wait for Ridley Scott to release the next installment

 

[WildZoo]

Anyway Kirby is definitely an amoeba

 

[WildZoo]

vampy, I'm so sorry to break this to you, but he's a beaver

There's a lot of biology confusion happening tonight

 

[beans2020]

look at that tail and tell me he's a squirrel

 

[supershorty]

Hey @WildZoo

guess what

the thread is locked

 

[supershorty]

To figure out something to have for dinner because I haven't eaten all day, or to do a real writeup (vs a placeholder post that I'll come back to)...

What a dilemma.

 

[supershorty]

3 bites of cold yaki soba were consumed before I wrote this, so hopefully some of you actually bother to READ IT

 

[supershorty]

Night 3

Gruffendale, once a village of order, harmony, and hay-baked pie, would remember this night as the one where nothing quite stayed in place…
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It began like every third night of Goatapalooza should: with silence. That lasted for all of 2 seconds before the arguing started. The elders murmured that tradition was for nights to be for resting.

And yet, from the hayloft barn, horns clashed.

"Robert’s got a long horn..." someone sang nervously under their breath — an old rhyme, mostly nonsense. But it was back on every tongue that night.

By moonrise, the pasture was full of stomping hooves and angry bleats. It was the wrong night for all of this — and somehow, everyone knew it and no one stopped it. The goats fought as if the third night were a myth, not a rule etched into the ancient stone slab beside the cheese cellar.

"All the other goats with the puffed-up chests,
You better run, better run — outrun my horns…"

It wasn't just the goats. The night, too, grew odd.

And then, the sound.

A booming, mechanical voice tore through Gruffendale like a lightning strike wrapped in velvet:

“THAT. WAS. EASY.”

It echoed from nowhere and everywhere — bouncing off the stone chapel, the goat tower, the ornamental picket fence that had never fenced in anything at all.

The villagers froze. A dozen hooves paused mid-charge. A cider barrel toppled. And just like that, clarity scattered like hay in wind.

Some who meant to open private conversations - deep, personal reckonings with trusted allies - instead opened them with themselves, lips moving in silent, confused arguments no one else could hear. Others wandered about, covered head to hoof in shimmering stickers that stuck for no reason they could name. One goat had a "Kick Me" note on her ear, though no one remembered putting it there.

The bleating continued, but now, no one seemed sure who they were mad at. Goats that had locked horns moments earlier were suddenly nuzzling. One villager hurled a goat-shaped pastry at a friend, then hugged them weeping. Another swore she'd just voted for someone, despite there being no vote - and no ballot box. The dog, allegedly in charge, seemed lost and had no idea what time it was.

In the middle of the chaos, Gwendolyn Hoofspark the Baffling appeared — entirely dry despite the drizzle. She twirled a candy-striped umbrella and danced in a puddle like a storybook sprite. Her ears flopped with each spin. She grinned wide, as if the world made perfect sense to her and only her.

She lived up to her name.

And every goat - even the ones bleeding slightly from poorly-aimed headbutts - was super jealous of that umbrella. It was cute, and she looked like magic with it. Julie Andoews would have been jealous.

Then came dawn.

The torchlights flickered out. The moon gave way to a reluctant sun. And someone screamed.

Sir Wigglechops Fencechewer was found slumped near the council tent, half-hidden under a mound of suspicious hay. His tufted beard was tangled with scraps of hay. His eyes were wide — not in pain, but in shock, as if even he hadn't seen it coming. No wound. No signs of a struggle.

His kill was a surprise to everyone. Maybe even to his killer.

The village was quiet.

Then the murmuring began — low and wary. Accusations without names, suspicion without proof. Friends eyed friends. Goats stared at their own reflections in troughs, unsure who they’d been last night.

And the chorus returned, soft but certain, as if the song itself had watched everything unfold:

All the kids with their goat beards pressed,
You better run, better run…
Third night’s getting colder.

No one voted that night, because that wasn't when votes happened. But no one forgot.


Dead is...

Spoiler

Spoiler

@Animal Midwife, Sir Wigglechops Fencechewer, and a...

Spoiler

vanilla villager

Spoiler: Role flavor

You are Sir Wigglechops Fencechewer. You once ate an entire picnic blanket just to make a point. Your beard is insured for twelve pinecones.

 

[supershorty]

8 players remain.

1.) @Zenge142
2.) @genny
3.) @mkg323
6.) @vampyrica
7.) @WildZoo
11.) @GreedyBanger
13.) @beans2020
15.) @Lissarae06

Out to Pasture:
9.) @fruitsalad, Muffinwump the Slightly Moist, vanilla villager
10.) @KayJayQueue, General Hoofinstein McScuttle, vanilla villager
5.) @potentialsheltervet, Lady Fluffernuzzle von Maaahstein, vanilla villager converted to wolf
8.) @madrigal01, Count Dinglefluff O'Bleep, vanilla villager
12.) @ClinicalABA --> @samac, Baroness Twinklehorn III, vanilla villager
4.) @Clem J, Madame Noodlebark Featherflop, vanilla villager
14.) @Sakuraaa --> @Animal Midwife, Sir Wigglechops Fencechewer, vanilla villager

Subs:
we're out of subs, so no one else need one pls

Tots:
@JaggedJimmyJay
@kaydubs
@Dinashadow
@Barkley13
@oliversacks4thewin
@chicandtoughness

It is now Day 4. Vote closes on 6/19 at 9 PM EDT (10 PM Mermaidland/8 PM CDT/6 PM PDT).​

 

[WildZoo]

FIRST

 

[WildZoo]

Aw man why'd y'all kill AM 🙁

 

[WildZoo]

Some who meant to open private conversations - deep, personal reckonings with trusted allies - instead opened them with themselves, lips moving in silent, confused arguments no one else could hear.

Me 😔

 

[Zenge142]

Yeet Greedy

 

[vampyrica]

well now what

 

[WildZoo]

His kill was a surprise to everyone. Maybe even to his killer.

Hmmm


Well at any rate, I guess no one is getting any mechanical info from last night

 

[mkg323]

Dear goats….
I’m at a loss for words. A moment of silence for AM please
-MayorKG

 

[vampyrica]

Hmmm


Well at any rate, I guess no one is getting any mechanical info from last night

my action was useless, but yet it was manipulated somehow?

 

[vampyrica]

Dear goats….
I’m at a loss for words. A moment of silence for AM please
-MayorKG

i forgor i had to write one of these hold on let me un-queue from DBD

 

[genny]

i'd love to know who messed up my sticker plans