holdtheZooshorts Presents: LaWWpy Sayings (game thread)

[Melchizedek]

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I must say, I’m sorely disappointed to see lack of participation from living players. Did y’all not learn from the Owwlympic events that mini games are important ?

All I learned from OWWlympics and this game is that my basic instinct is to troll mini-games.

Spoiler: The prettiest Rock

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[SportPonies]

5/7 isn't too bad, right?

Better than olympics I guess 😡

 

[WildZoo]

Better than olympics I guess 😡

 

[SportPonies]

what did you get for winning? vig power?

🎣

 

[WildZoo]

Sporty pls, I was driving across the country 😢

 

[SportPonies]

THE WORST OFFENDER. MY OWN MOTHER.

oh god I need to sleep. We’ve approached slap happy o’clock.

 

[Melchizedek]

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THE WORST OFFENDER. MY OWN MOTHER.

oh god I need to sleep. We’ve approached slap happy o’clock.

I see your angery react on my last post and raise you a horse drawing face react.

Spoiler

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[supershorty]

@Melchizedek why is your horse lacking ears

 

[Melchizedek]

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@Melchizedek why is your horse lacking ears

I was going for an A for effort kinda thing. It was my submission for the first OWWlympics challenge.
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[supershorty]

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I was going for an A for effort kinda thing. It was my submission for the first OWWlympics challenge.
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Did you feel that effort deserved an A?

 

[Melchizedek]

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Did you feel that effort deserved an A?

Compared to my usual level of artistic skill, that was a masterpiece. There's a reason I don't do pics for TP
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[supershorty]

Several people did not vote on cycle timing. As such, we will remain on 36/12 at least through the next cycle.

 

[SportPonies]

Several people did not vote on cycle timing. As such, we will remain on 36/12 at least through the next cycle.

Several people being me. It was entirely me.

 

[supershorty]

Oho, the hats and icons have changed.

 

[WildZoo]

... Did @SportPonies just heart react 36/12???

 

[supershorty]

... Did @SportPonies just heart react 36/12???

Yes. I'm spooked.

 

[WildZoo]

Oho, the hats and icons have changed.

And I got a Dia de los Muertos achievement!

 

[supershorty]

And I got a Dia de los Muertos achievement!

I did too, but it's still Halloween at my house.

 

[WildZoo]

I did too, but it's still Halloween at my house.

Incorrect timezone

 

[supershorty]

Incorrect timezone

ftfy

 

[Animal Midwife]

ftfy

You know, six days from now, I'll briefly be on the same time as you at 1am.

 

[supershorty]

You know, next week I'll briefly be on the same time as you at 1am.

What a bonding experience.

 

[Lawpy]

Wait pls

 

[Lawpy]

Well this is interesting 🤔

 

[SportPonies]

... Did @SportPonies just heart react 36/12???

Work hard, Sporty tired 😔

 

[SportPonies]

Last night while I was half asleep in bed, I decided genny and Barks are the last wolves

We’ll see what today Sporty decides

 

[BobLoblaw78]

Better than olympics I guess 😡

I actually love reading other peoples submissions, but I really was not wanting much participation bc if wolves got the reward we could be done. I think that we will see one or two wolves didn't participate and it easily could've sealed the game for them. We will see.

 

[BobLoblaw78]

@Melchizedek why is your horse lacking ears

Looked like unfinished pants to me

 

[Animal Midwife]

Last night while I was half asleep in bed, I decided genny and Barks are the last wolves

We’ll see what today Sporty decides

Well, hopefully today Sporty has changed her mind.

 

[genny]

Am I dead yet? Or did wolves for the obvious Zenge kill?

 

[SportPonies]

Am I dead yet? Or did wolves for the obvious Zenge kill?

Inb4 no kill

 

[supershorty]

inb4 if you're choosing not to use an item or action please specify that in your role PM

 

[supershorty]

Night closed, results pending.

 

[supershorty]

Jeez sorry the write up is taking so long, who hired this mod squad anyway?

 

[supershorty]

Night 3

He didn't know why everyone thought he was a villain. Everyone always thought he was a villain. And in some ways, he was. Maybe. No one really knew what was going on when Lawpy said his hands were "sweaty."

Well, some people thought they knew. But they didn't really want to think about that. That wasn't an area that their minds wanted to go. Ever. Yikes.

He'd just wanted to play some jokes on people, but he'd had terrible luck. He went to the library to see what the recommendations were for older people trying to be cool. You know, the kind who make dad jokes galore. But his plans kept getting derailed for one reason or another. He'd get them this time. He'd set one final trick up, although he didn't know it was his final one.

The shadowy figure lurking in the library knew, though. They weren't taking any chances. He could be kind of a wild card, unpredictable, and they couldn't keep him around. So they didn't.

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She'd been prowling through the town each night and had gone undetected. She'd made some wonderful friends in the past week. They'd trusted her! They'd gone along with her plans. It had all been perfect.

Until it wasn't.

The previous day had been incredibly stressful. One of her newly made friends had turned on her, saying that he thought she was the killer. She'd worked so hard to convince him otherwise, but he wouldn't listen to her. And she was getting really stressed.

Meanwhile...
Late at night is perfect for thinking about the game. For tinfoiling. Sometimes literally.

He'd found a hat made of the shiny, crinkly material, and it fit perfectly. It inspired some truly Lawpyesque ideas. Wild mechanics, unlikely actions - it seemed like the perfect opportunity to try something ... crazy.

He built. And built and built and built. It was the perfect killing device. But there was one major concern with it - it didn't turn on most of the time. But he was out of time to figure out why the ignition switch didn't always work. It was now or never for his plan.

Fortunately for him, even though his tinfoil contraption was huge, it was light enough that he could carry it easily. Because tinfoil. He slipped into the street and placed it in a shadowy location, and then he waited.

And waited.

Finally, he saw his target, walking casually. He had no hesitations. He startled her backwards onto the device and hit the switch, holding his breath. It seemed like it took ages.

Then the indicator light came on. The machine was operational.

She felt the ground beneath her start to move. The machine beeped "Walk pls. Steps pls." but this was too fast for walking. And she couldn't make it stop. So she ran. Faster. As fast as she could.

Their eyes locked. She'd known he would come for her eventually. His face was emotionless.

"Would it be a good time to kill Dina?" he asked. And walked away.
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[supershorty]

Dead is @BobLoblaw78, My hands are sweaty, a village post restrictor

Dead is @Dinashadow, Yeet Zoo, a wolf JOAT with a 1x extra kill, 1x strongarm kill, and 1x extra vote.

2. @Animal Midwife
5. @genny
7. @Zenge142
13. @Barkley13
14. @SportPonies​

 

[supershorty]

Cast out from the Lawpyverse:
4. Viscernable, *runs away*, village hider
1. samac, shorty pls, 3P fruit vendor survivor
3. Crayola227, Oho!, village tourist
0. Melchizedek, VOTE COUNT NOW, village 1x early vote closer
11. Chaostrodon, It glitched, 3P anarchist
15. cubsrule4e, Not the okays!!! 🙁, village reflexive auto-post restrictor
6. BobLoblaw78, My hands are sweaty, village post restrictor
9. Dinashadow, Yeet Zoo, wolf JOAT

It is now Day 4. Vote/Yeet closes at 9 PM CDT (10 PM EDT/7 PM fantasyland) tomorrow, 11/2.​

 

[Animal Midwife]

Guys, myself agreed taking zenge this it were that well anytime to kill dina.

 

[Lawpy]

Guys, myself agreed taking zenge this it were that well anytime to kill dina.

🤔

 

[Animal Midwife]

Currently, myself am don't longer scare to vote barks.

Yeet Barks

 

[Zenge142]

Yeet Barks

 

[supershorty]

5 players remain.​

Is the 5 players remain showing up stupidly for anyone else, or just me 🤔

 

[Lawpy]

Cast out from the Lawpyverse:
4. Viscernable, *runs away*, village hider
1. samac, shorty pls, 3P fruit vendor survivor
3. Crayola227, Oho!, village tourist
0. Melchizedek, VOTE COUNT NOW, village 1x early vote closer
11. Chaostrodon, It glitched, 3P anarchist
15. cubsrule4e, Not the okays!!! 🙁, village reflexive auto-post restrictor
6. BobLoblaw78, My hands are sweaty, village post restrictor
9. Dinashadow, Yeet Zoo, wolf JOAT

It is now Day 4. Vote/Yeet closes at 9 PM CDT (10 PM EDT/7 PM fantasyland) tomorrow, 11/2.​

There goes my no wolves theory 🙁

 

[Lawpy]

5players remain.

What pls

 

[supershorty]

What pls

It's formatted correctly, I don't know why it's showing up like that. And sometimes if I refresh, it shows up with 2 spaces instead. But never 1.

Man, the forums work so much worse since the most recent update 🙁

 

[Animal Midwife]

Is the 5 players remain showing up stupidly for anyone else, or just me 🤔

Myself were hope it were only that hide 5p.

 

[Lawpy]

5 players remain.

It's formatted correctly, I don't know why it's showing up like that. And sometimes if I refresh, it shows up with 2 spaces instead. But never 1.

Man, the forums work so much worse since the most recent update 🙁

🤔

 

[supershorty]

🤔

SEE?

Now I put each thing on its own line because at least then it doesn't say 5p.

 

[Lawpy]

Myself were hope it were only that hide 5p.

No 5th parties pls. 3rd parties are plenty

 

[Lawpy]

SEE?

Now I put each thing on its own line because at least then it doesn't say 5p.

Add 2 spaces after 5 pls and keep all in same line