HoWW I Met Your Mother: Game Thread

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StartingoverVet said:
And I am WAY sexier than LIS.
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WildZoo said:
Lol. It was the exact same post but I had accidentally hit the quote function instead of strike.
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The truth is boring. Make something more interesting up.
 
Once again Ashgirl stands before a crowded room of people looking for blood. This time he had a little bit more of a thought out plan. The timing of it all seemed to work out nicely as well.

Guns and knives are out, all pointing in Barney's direction. "Any last words Barney?"

"Actually, it's more of a last trick really. In case you didn't know, I am a bit of a magician. Actually, I am being humble, I may be the greatest magician to have ever lived. Within this box, I hold a trick, my final trick so to speak. I hope you all enjoy it."

Everyone looks at the box wide eyed, wondering what will happen. Barney immediately covers the box with a cloth, and starts reciting a ritual, very much clearly in a different language. He then pulls a very rare sword out of a sheath hidden behind his suit jacket, making everyone in the crowd uneasily grab their weapons. However, he simply continues reciting the ritualistic words, ending with him hitting the sword on the top of the covered box.

He throws the sword to the ground, and immediately pulls the cloth away, revealing a steel canister. He asks Quinn for the key located on her necklace which she immediately hands over to him. He puts the key into the lock on the canister, and immediately a countdown starts from 5....4.....3.....2....1..... BOOOM. An Explosion.

This revealed a potted plant on the table. Out of his jacket, he pulls out a bottle resembling one that a genie would be known to reside in. He pours the contents of the container onto the potted plant, causing the plant to grow. It grows outwards, revealing a stalk with bundled flower at the top. But then the flower opened. Inside the flower was a very large diamond ring.

"Quinn Garvey, will you marry me?" Everyone is amazed by what just happened. Some members of the audience are in tears. Others are just amazed by the pure awesomeness that just ensued. But all of them had their weapons down when she said, "Yes!!!!"

Everyone applauded in the audience. And the village had, yet again, made an awesome Barney even more awesome, and definitely more powerful then before.

No one has died.
We are going to try night deadline to be 12:00 tn if possible! (I want to maximize the time you guys will have to talk about tn, and also, I am freaking excited for tonight for reasons)
There are 28 players remaining in the game

Maclarens:
1. Mad Jack
3. brightimpressio
4. WillowLeaf
The Original Apartment:
7. Rogert
8. honeytokki
9. Gwenevre
10. swingnsave
Robin's Apartment:
11. NilocDent
12. ResoluteMike
14. Zensing
15. swiniazycie
Barney's apartment:
16. Jilary
17. orca2011
18. Cyndia
19. allieh8607
Lily and Marshal's House on Long Island:
21. DocEspana
23. HowIMetYourPet
25. hedgiehog
Ted's House on Long Island:
26. Caia
27. Hammer2s
28. Foxhunter
30. devyn
The Lusty Leopard
31. DVMDream
32. LetItSnow
33. dyachei
34. StartingOverVet
2. Wildzoo
6. Ashgirl
Dead:
5. fancymylotus - Daphne
13. Tuckervet - Clint
22. ZVH - Patrice
24. Snow White96 - Don Frank
29. Chillbo Baggins - Carl Maclaren
20. ksmi117 – Victoria
 
Rogert said:
The truth is boring. Make something more interesting up.
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I confessed my love for STL and asked if he and his new lady were open to joining my boyfriend and me in a 4 person relationship?
 
Sounds like you guys done goofed.
 
Sorry I was MIA today. Got started on Civ again and the time just kind of vanished. Then decided to be productive with my life and went to the gym to swim for the first time in 4 years.
 
StartingoverVet said:
patience grasshopper.

as the blades of grass grow in the spring
and the grasshopper slowly...

AH SCREW THIS.... WHERE ARE OUR RESULTS!!!!!!
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The worst part is he was like "Go read the writeup, interesting things happened" and so I come here and what do I see? NO WRITEUP.
 
StartingoverVet said:
maybe he thinks he posted it but actually fell asleep before hitting "post reply".
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Nah, just had a lot to say in a lot of the night results and a lot to put into the write up, I have been up since 5 am typing away, with minimal procrastination, should be up in a sec.
 
This is the story of the first slap, the day we got into a fight, and the day we lost your Aunt Lily

Like most nights, it all started in Maclaren’s. Barney was really vibing on Wendy the Waitress and decided he would make it his goal to sleep with her this night. Marshall decided to intervene.

“If you sleep with Wendy the Waitress, you are going to kill the bar. Do not kill this bar. We like this bar.”

“Please, it won’t kill the bar. Besides, there are no other hotties in this bar tonight, this place is completely dead.”

“Barney, if you make one more move on Wendy the Waitress, you will get your overdue first slap from me. I will slap you in your stupid face.”

“Marshall, please, like you think I am scared of a stupid slap.” Barney turns his head around, catches Wendy’s eye, and gives a reflexive wink. Barney turns his head back around to the gang, only to be faced with the back of Marshall’s hand flying across his face. His very being was turned upside down by this slap. What was good is now bad, what was bad is now good.

“Haha. That wasn’t bad at all. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with Dana and Daisy,” ss he mentioned towards Wendy’s boobs.

He got up and within a minute was seen going into the men’s bathroom with Wendy the Waitress. It was just Ted and Barney at the table when Doug came over. Now kids, you remember me telling you about Doug right? (cue explanation about Doug from the show)

Anyway, he came over, clearly upset about something. “I saw you looking at my hair Ted. Can a guy not wear a toupee? Here Ted, take it off my head. I dare you.”

“I am honestly good Doug, I promise I wasn’t looking at your hair.” As he weakly laughs, clearly feeling very awkward.

“Oh, you think you are funny. Ted, outside, right now.”

“Doug, I don’t think you understand what’s going on, I am not laughing at your….”

“Save it Ted, be a real man. Let’s take this outside, right now. Or we can do it in front of all of these lovely people at the bar.”

Marshall starts to object, but knows that it is of no use. As Ted has already started getting up from his seat. While this is happening, a disheveled Barney emerges from the bathroom, sees Marshall and says, “See, the bar is not ruined.”

“Oh, were you making fun of my toupee too? Is this a funny joke for all of you? All of you, outside now!”

Barney has a confused look on his face, but obliges and follows both Marshall and Ted outside. As soon as he gets outside, he immediately sucker punches Barney in the face, and smashes his elbow into Ted’s nose. Doug is truly looking for blood this time, and looks intent on killing. However, once Barney and Ted recover, they see Marshall standing over a completely passed out Doug. He had a strange look in his eye, an almost maniacal look. What happens next is even weirder though. Barney finds a very old, bulky tv in the trash. He picks it up and lifts it over his head, ready to end Doug once and for all.

“Barney STOP! How dare you young man? Didn’t I raise you better then this!”

“Maaa… Mom? What are you, where’d you, how’d you?”

“I can’t believe what I am seeing. You were going to try and kill him, weren’t you? Off you go, now. And you better not be causing any more trouble tonight!”

Barney and the others returned into the bar. “Ranjit was supposed to be here by now.” Barney thought to himself. “Wonder where he is?”

Well his question was answered fairly shortly, as he heard a stuttering Ranjit in the booth in the corner of the bar. “I needsh to getsh Barney toda plaarce that he’s to go. Et weeelll bee legen…. Howd eet go again?”

“Well, I guess I will have him help me later. I am sure he will sober up within the hour.” He was fairly correct in this assertion. With Carl dead, Doug passed out, and Wendy currently indisposed by the hot sex, there was no one to continue to provide alcohol for Ranjit. Well at least not anymore, as the handsome man providing him drinks before was now long gone.

Barney disappeared for the next hour, claiming to be “planning a trip with Quinn,” whatever that means. We now follow someone who had a little bit of a rough day. Lily, had first gotten a nasty letter sent to her at work. From there, this spurred her to see her therapist. Her therapist apparently didn’t want to talk about her problems, and rather seemed more interested in asking about her friends. “So, what did you end up finding out?”

“I know the truth about Barney! It’s so awe inspiring that I can’t say it aloud though!”

“Well, why don’t you write it down then?” The therapist hands a pen to Lily. She scribbles something down and passes it to the therapist. The therapist just smiles. “Well, that will be quite helpful to know. Unfortunately, I think our time is up for today, but I am definitely looking forward to seeing you sometime later this week!”

Lily walks out of the therapist’s office not feeling much better at all. She starts heading back towards her apartment, when she sees a familiar face. The girl was very pretty, but something seemed off about her. “Can you help me, my dog… he’s hurt in the alley. I need someone to help me lift him!”

Lily immediately went into the alley to find the dog. The girl motioned to her that the dog was behind the dumpster. Lily rushed over there, only to feel a sharp pain on her back. And another one. And another one. The blade left her back a mosaic of blood. “You innocent types are really too gullible.” And the girl walked off…

The girl rushed past a woman with concerned eyes, who saw the trail of blood and the woman run away. The woman with concerned eyes, aka The Mother, rushed into the alley to see a bleeding out Lily.

Lily gasps out, “I… I…. neeed you…” Lily coughs up blood. “to try…. And find Marshall…. He will know……” She coughs up more blood, making what she said along with it inaudible. “to do…. Tell him… It’s Jean….” She never finished her sentence.

Dead is Rogert, Lily Aldrin, who could make bets with the mod each night. If she lost the bet, there would be consequences (such as her role being revealed on the thread). If she won the bet, she would obtain a piece of information about the game. Riskier bets had greater pieces of information, but also greater consequences.

The night is still not over, Barney returned to the bar an hour later to find a mostly sobered up Ranjit. “Ranjit, I need you to take me to Robin’s apartment!”

“To Robin’s apartment.” He said with almost no slur to his words.

Ranjit drives his limo, but instead of parking it in front of Robin’s apartment, he parked it in front of Barney’s apartment. “Ranjit, I told you Robin’s apartment, not….” But that’s when Barney realized he was asleep at the wheel and gets out of the car. Or so Barney thought anyway. Ranjit wanted him to be here instead, and used his earlier drunken state as a ploy to get him to his own apartment. Why is that? Who knows!

The rest of Barney’s night involved an amazing devil’s threeway with his stripper fiancée and a mystery man, as well as a meet up with his guy, guy about a certain person he had encountered earlier that night….

I am sure you will all have a ton to talk about today, Lynch deadline is set for 8 pm.

There are 27 players remaining in the game. The Lusty Leopard’s ability to pm shall end tonight. Barney’s apartment may pm starting now.

Maclarens:
1. Mad Jack
3. brightimpressio
4. WillowLeaf
The Original Apartment:
8. honeytokki
9. Gwenevre
10. swingnsave
Robin's Apartment:
11. NilocDent
12. ResoluteMike
14. Zensing
15. swiniazycie
Barney's apartment:
16. Jilary
17. orca2011
18. Cyndia
19. allieh8607
2. Wildzoo
6. Ashgirl
Lily and Marshal's House on Long Island:
21. DocEspana
23. HowIMetYourPet
25. hedgiehog
Ted's House on Long Island:
26. Caia
27. Hammer2s
28. Foxhunter
30. devyn
The Lusty Leopard
31. DVMDream
32. LetItSnow
33. dyachei
34. StartingOverVet
Dead:
5. fancymylotus - Daphne
13. Tuckervet - Clint
22. ZVH - Patrice
24. Snow White96 - Don Frank
29. Chillbo Baggins - Carl Maclaren
20. ksmi117 – Victoria
7. Rogert – Lily Aldrin
 
So I'd been getting info from the mod conflicting what doce and others had been saying in the thread. Last night it was finally revealed to me that I had been misled. Ashgirl is definitely not a villager.

Now then I'm not sure lynching her again is the right strategy.
 
Meanwhile I received info that Barney is truly neutral and can win with any faction

ETA: it should be noted that this source did not state that Ash is Barney, so dy's info has yet to be disproven.

However I do think we need to look elsewhere for now...no need to make her more powerful by lynching her again. Anybody have any ideas about wolves?
 
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WildZoo said:
Meanwhile I received info that Barney is truly neutral and can win with any faction

ETA: it should be noted that this source did not state that Ash is Barney, so dy's info has yet to be disproven.

However I do think we need to look elsewhere for now...no need to make her more powerful by lynching her again. Anybody have any ideas about wolves?
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I can confirm that ash is Barney.

Truly neutral isn't village so your info doesn't discredit mine. Hadn't considered neutral option. I'm way behind on the thread. Also confused. WW has gotten so much more complicated in the last 2 years
 
I'm still curious about the info yesterday about DocE being a converter and villager charmer, whatever that means, and DocE saying his role was very different. That seems like pretty straightforward info to be totally wrong, so it makes me think someone is being less than honest.
WildZoo said:
Meanwhile I received info that Barney is truly neutral and can win with any faction

ETA: it should be noted that this source did not state that Ash is Barney, so dy's info has yet to be disproven.

However I do think we need to look elsewhere for now...no need to make her more powerful by lynching her again. Anybody have any ideas about wolves?
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So that's one of the factions that the villagers can win with.
 
The info I got last night was that DocE was the one who got in the fight with Barney. He says that he's been targeting her since the beginning so he's being truthful about that.
 
WillowLeaf said:
I'm still curious about the info yesterday about DocE being a converter and villager charmer, whatever that means, and DocE saying his role was very different. That seems like pretty straightforward info to be totally wrong, so it makes me think someone is being less than honest.

So that's one of the factions that the villagers can win with.
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I think BI was just mistaken about who it was? @brightimpressio
 
This just in:
Ashgirl, after losing the fight with me in my results (apparently not 100% cannon with the write up, but in my results) has lost the power to vote for 2, break a lynch, change results, AND is vulnerable to lynch for tonight only. Also one more detail came of that punch, but we can get to that. Get to voting people.

lynch ashgirl

y'all are welcome that this burly punching machine is persistent.
 
I can't believe I'm about to do this, but lynch ashgirl.

Trusting Doc just ... it isn't in my playbook. Not so much that he's doublecrossed me too much or anything like that; just that he's NEVER 100% honest (villager OR wolf), and plays super fast 'n loose.

But then, I'm kinda like that, too.
 
****Also i will allow plurality rules today since I just got the call to not come into work today (thank you snow!). If 17 people vote for the same person, I will close lynch early*****
 
I'm hesitant to do this but DocE seems pretty sure...

lynch ashgirl
 
clarifying because it wasnt worded correctly. this is a vulnerbalilty to lynch. I said "tonight" but I meant "right now".

"You feel like she is very vulnerable for this upcoming lynch only"
 
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