This is the story of how Ashgirl became the player king of New York City. (as told by Ashgirl)
It's origin story time, and trust me every word is true.
As I departed having departed a busty babe buh bye,
I wondered "Where the heck am I?"
I looked up at the sign and it said 22nd street, making my fears decrease
But when I looked again, the sign in fact read "East"
That's when the black Mercedes pulled up, after realizing my terrible sin
The man in side asked for me to get in
Now everyone hang onto your Cha-airs
For I was called before the high council of players
"Members of the council, Bros, No one wants a war.
Of course I have not forgotten the agreements of before
It was a silly move
I promise to improve
I will not do it again
But please do remember all the good times between each of us men
Now lets toast, bring the Champagne over Carlotta
try this stuff, you must certainly gotta
As they toasted and drank up, the man laughed with joy
for the champagne had simply been a ploy!
They dropped dead one by one, much to his happiness
In his own mind, he was applauding his scrappiness
And it wasn't just the champagne that way the ploy this day
For there was much more going on, to many of yours dismay
For the player king of New York City was nothing but a hoax
All it was, was something to distract the rest of you folks
Now benefits I may reap, the benefits a plenty
I think its about time to break out the confetti
For this title brings me one step closer
to bringing this game to its quick and speedy closure
Oh and please, try and do stuff to me tonight,
Those who do will be in for quite the fright 😉
Ashgirl has been elected Player King Of New York City.
Night has started, deadline is 6 am est.
