WildZoo's WWild ZZoo Part 2 - Game Thread

[WildZoo]

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vote closed

KD pls

 

[Santygrass]

I HAVE SKILL ISSUE NOOO LET ME IN

 

[Zenge142]

vote closed

VOTE CLOSED, RESULTS PENDING

Wow.

 

[WildZoo]

Unyeet Zenge
Yeet Lawpy

Want the bite

Too late you goon

 

[WildZoo]

Day 2: The Ants Just Wanna Have FUN FINAL Vote Tally

True (1) - Nate
Lawpy (6) - Clem, Zenge, True, genny, mkg, Khepri
genny ()
Clem (1) - Lawpy
mkg (1) - PSV
Zenge (1) - Santy

10/10

Danger zone: @Lawpy

Vote closed at 10pm EDT TODAY

 

[Khepri]

Too late you goon

Santy goon confirmed

 

[Truenamer]

Unyeet Zenge
Yeet Lawpy

Want the bite

Slow cheetah

 

[kaydubs]

KD pls

I never do anything. I’m about to be fired for THE skill issue

 

[supershorty]

Slow cheetah

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It's the booze
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[Santygrass]

Slow cheetah

Me heading to vote Lawpy at last second

 

[Santygrass]

@WildZoo also I ended up with my vote on Zenges . I did a stealthy vote switch before having issue to consolidate on Lawpy at the end

 

[WildZoo]

@WildZoo also I ended up with my vote on Zenges . I did a stealthy vote switch before having issue to consolidate on Lawpy at the end

Oof I quoted the wrong one. Fixing.

 

[NateTheLesser]

@WildZoo also I ended up with my vote on Zenges . I did a stealthy vote switch before having issue to consolidate on Lawpy at the end

Yeah I have Lawpy with 6, and True/Clem/MKG/Zenge with 1 each.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Oh boy, six of you are going to owe me a banana suit if Lawpy flips village.

 

[kaydubs]

Oof I quoted the wrong one. Fixing.

I understand. The brain is a betrayer

 

[WildZoo]

Actually what happened is too many tabs

 

[NateTheLesser]

Oh boy, six of you are going to owe me a banana suit if Lawpy flips village.

What would you do with 6 banana suits?

 

[potentialsheltervet]

What would you do with 6 banana suits?

Wear them all and become the ultimate seducer, probably.

 

[genny]

What would you do with 6 banana suits?

it's the perfect number for a banana cream p-

i mean, i have no idea.

 

[NateTheLesser]

Wear them all and become the ultimate seducer, probably.

Bananaception

 

[Santygrass]

 

[WildZoo]

Yeah I have Lawpy with 6, and True/Clem/MKG/Zenge with 1 each.

The funny thing is, it was right in the spreadsheet I was betrayed by clicking the wrong tab, which had an earlier edition of the tally in the reply box.

Anyway it should be fixed now...

 

[NateTheLesser]

it's the perfect number for a banana cream p-

i mean, i have no idea.

 

[NateTheLesser]

The funny thing is, it was right in the spreadsheet I was betrayed by clicking the wrong tab, which had an earlier edition of the tally in the reply box.

Anyway it should be fixed now...

The spreadsheet never lies.

 

[NateTheLesser]

Weird EOD, but fingers crossed

 

[mkg323]

Give me pro tips to get laid, I have skill issue on that

Spoiler: here this can help

 

[Truenamer]

Weird EOD, but fingers crossed

You have no idea how hard I'm crossing right now

 

[WildZoo]

Day 2

The giraffe looked down from his high vantage point, his gaze drawn to an animal hopping through the trees.
"You!" he said to the speedy lemur, "Get back here! What were you doing last night?"
The sifaka squealed and hopped away. The giraffe made to run after him, but felt a nibble on his rear. He turned in annoyance to see a cheetah with thick stripes down its back clinging to his hind end.
"Can I help you?!!?" said the giraffe.
"Yes" the cheetah said through a mouthful of giraffe flesh, "Why are you chasing that primate? Get back here and tell us why you seem so...mechanical."
"Oh my god," said the giraffe, "We've been over this. I'm done talking with you. I'm getting that lemur." He kicked the cheetah away and continued his pursuit.
"Fine," said the cheetah, "I'll look elsewhere...for now. Hey bear! I see you've still got rabbit blood on your face! Couldn't bother to clean up?"
The bear wiped his muzzle, "Well at least I'm not parading around in a banana suit. You look ridiculous."
The cheetah looked down. He was, in fact, wearing a banana suit. He had no memory of putting it on.
"Skill issue," he whispered to himself.
"Uh," said a voice from the aquarium, "I think we should follow the giraffe. See what happens. Or rather, you guys should. I can't exactly flop out of this tank onto the savannah. But I'm there in spirit."
There was some general muttering, and then more of the animals decided to go after the sifaka. By the time they caught up, the giraffe had knocked the sifaka out of a tree. He was stomping around, trying to crush the lemur under his hooves, but the quick creature kept dodging the blows.
"STAY STILL!" the giraffe shouted.
"NO PLS!" the sifaka shouted back.
The giraffe's stomping was interrupted by the cheetah latching onto him again.
"WOULD YOU GET OFF MY ASS?!" he thundered.
The cheetah shrugged, and jumped away, lunging for the sifaka instead. But he tripped on the edge of his banana suit and fell short. No matter, several of the other animals had finally managed to trample the feisty lemur underfoot. It fell, sparking and twitching. It had been a machine all along!

Spoiler: Dead is...

@Lawpy, who was Poacher 2 (posing as a Coquerel's sifaka) and the 1x strongman wolf

Once considered a subspecies of Verreaux's sifaka, Propithecus coquereli was eventually granted full species status and listed as endangered due to habitat loss and hunting. They get their name from the alarm cry they make when they see an enemy (shee-fa'-ka). Perhaps the most famous of the species is Zoboomafoo, the titular character of a children's tv show, portrayed by a sifaka named Jovian who lived at the Duke Lemur Center. He was often filmed leaping through the trees of his habitat. With their powerful hind legs, sifakas can propel themselves more than 30 feet in a single jump! A group of sifakas moves about one-half mile a day and covers its entire home range in 10 to 20 days.

9 players remain

1. @Clem J
2. @potentialsheltervet
3. @mkg323
5. @genny
6. @Khepri
7. @Zenge142
8. @Truenamer
9. @NateTheLesser
11. @Santygrass

Dead:
4. @justafluff - Eastern cottontail, vanillager
10. @Animal Midwife - Leafcutter ant - village jailer
uts. @Lawpy - Poacher 2 (Coquerel's sifaka) - Wolf 1x strongman

It is now Night 2. Deadline is 10am EDT or whenever the hell I feel like closing.​

 

[potentialsheltervet]

....skill issue

 

[NateTheLesser]

Engaged

 

[potentialsheltervet]

 

[Santygrass]

Zenge GOAT

 

[NateTheLesser]

I'll do spreadsheet stuff in a bit. VCA gets a lot more interesting with a red flip.

 

[Santygrass]

I always knew he was Villa

 

[Truenamer]

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

 

[Clem J]

Dab

 

[mkg323]

zenge I am currently on this wagon with ONLY MU PEOPLE. Does this qualify as a bad crowd?

 

[kaydubs]

I am laughing so hard. Well done, @WildZoo

 

[Truenamer]

I'll do spreadsheet stuff in a bit. VCA gets a lot more interesting with a red flip.

I'mmm dreeeaming of a soooolved VCA


Just like the kind we used to knooow

 

[NateTheLesser]

I'mmm dreeeaming of a soooolved VCA


Just like the kind we used to knooow

My spreadsheets bring all the boys to the yard

 

[WildZoo]

I'mmm dreeeaming of a soooolved VCA


Just like the kind we used to knooow

NO CHRISTMAS IN MY SPOOKTOBER THREAD

 

[genny]

Oh boy, six of you are going to owe me a banana suit if Lawpy flips village.

what did we win?

 

[NateTheLesser]

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Just for the record, I've now played as many games on SDN as I have on MU.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

what did we win?

Uh... Bananas?

 

[NateTheLesser]

what did we win?

PSV is banana-less

 

[kaydubs]

NO CHRISTMAS IN MY SPOOKTOBER THREAD

@Zenge142 make it snow on her screen plz

 

[kaydubs]

Oh no, she saw

 

[Santygrass]

@potentialsheltervet look at the bright side. After our wonderful showing of skill Issue, I dont feel like we are a high priority for the mafia nk now!

 

[Santygrass]

Its Skill Issue in self preservation

 

[potentialsheltervet]

@potentialsheltervet look at the bright side. After our wonderful showing of skill Issue, I dont feel like we are a high priority for the mafia nk now!

😡