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If elected mayor, I will do my best to not disappoint. I may not make the most sense, my theories may be a little crazy, and I may very well be struck down by the mods. But so long as I live in this kitchen, I will do my best to live up to your expectations (thank God they're low!) and bring this office the level of respect it truly deserves, if elected. I will do everything I can to hunt down the murderous bad apples in our midst, after which I'll probably ferment them into a nice brandy and have a drunken stumble through the more shady parts of the fridge (back of the bottom shelf of the fridge, here I come!). I thank you all for your consideration. May your nights always be safe and your bacon always warm.
