DAY 5 realsies writeup
Confession time. I know even less about Quebec than I did about Ontario. But you know what I do know? Sangria and pigeon french. Sangria has already been flowing and the pigin french is incoming. Hold onto your poutines my friends this is about to get borderline offensive with these fun facts tonight.
Hon hon hon. I know about 3 places dans le Quebec: Montreal, Quebec City, and Trois Rivieres (??? where ze tabernak did zat come from?). So zes are ze places where tu get to have some facte for je suppose. Okay, nope. Pigin French is way too hard. Let's start in la belle cite, Montreal. This is the best city in Canada that I've never been to if only because it's the home of the Montreal Canadiens. I guess it's also the second largest city in Canada. Not sure how to pronounce it? Remember that it was named for Mount Royal. Mount Royal. Montroyal. Monreal. There is no T. This is the location of the first indoor hockey game. There is a big ass cross here. No buildings are allowed to be taller than the big ass cross. Not even the building where the Canadiens play. Sacre bleu. ANYWAY on to Quebec City. They say that this is place you can experience Europe without leaving North America. I actually really want to go to this captial city tbh. The name Quebec comes from the Algonquin Kebec which means where the river narrows. There's also another railroad castle here that looks like Canadian Hogwarts. Now, Trois Rivieres. Honestly, I have no idea why I know this place name so google was my friend! It's name means 3 rives (holy crap, never wouldv'e guessed!) There are, in fact, 3 rivers. Yep, that's all I got.
Now for Quebec in general! For those of you keeping track at home, I was 2 sangrias in at the start. Now it's 4. So who knows how long this focus is gonna last. You know what? I think sangria is the word of the day. You should tell your mods. One time a man went to jail for 8 years for stealing 18 mil worth of maple syrup. You must have to like maple syrup. Like, a lot. The area around Quebec City has the lowest gravity on earth! Also, and this is important, Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! in Quebec, Canada, is the only town in the world with two exclamation points in its name!! Even though in France you'll see "STOP" on all stop signs, in Quebec they all say "ARRET". Another very important thing is to recognize that Quebec is holding Newfoundland by the nuts with their involvement with Churchill Falls. This creates a whole lotta tension between the two provinces as Quebec agreed to buy power from the project (in Newfoundland) at 60's rates until ~2050 when NFLD was desperate for a backer.
Anway, ya'll voted someone off the island. So I shared my sangria with Dolph. She didn't take it as well as me.
Dead is @dolphin106258 , who was The Overly Friendly Small Town Neighbour Linda, a villager who could spy on one person a night to see what happened to them.
Please enjoy some pictures of Quebec, even if they don't deserve the Churchill Falls power.
Montreal:
Quebec City:
Other Quebec:
^^This is the gaspe peninsula which I didn't touch on at all but is gorgeous af
15 players still on board - holy crap there are still 15 of you? Kill moar pls
Roster:
1.
@Animal Midwife
2.
@mmmdreamerz
3.
@PippyPony
6. kras -->
@Barkley13
7.
@SnowshoeDog143
8.
@johnnaboo
9. BigCats ->
@Lawper
10. Doggo ->
@Dr. ForgotToFlush
11.
@jenjen2020
12.
@cubsrule4e
13.
@Melchizedek
15.
@holdthemayo
16.
@Miranda Senft
17.
@WonderingStudent
18.
@Zeppelyn
Left behind in the beauty of Canada:
Sporty - Stompin' Tom - Night Writer
MsP -
Tim Horton's - Nexus
Ferny -
Microphone Taped to A Hockey Stick
genny -
Bob McKenzie
Alissa - Hockey Enforcer
Dolph -
Linda
IT IS NOW N5 - SUBMIT ACTIONS (INCLUDING INACTION) ASAP
Night close at 8am Canada time/10am EST