GGoats!! - An aMAAAAAHzing WW thread

[Zenge142]

plain cheese

WTF is plain cheese? Cheddar, American, and Mozzarella are in my POE.

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[kraskadva]

So none of you remember when we thought the world was going to end in y2k because computers couldn't handle the date?

I remember because it was my first real NYE party. All of my high school buddies and I partied in somebody's dad's office waiting for the apocalypse to strike. It was, somewhat sadly, anticlimactic.

 

[Animal Midwife]

WTF is plain cheese? Cheddar, American, and Mozzarella are in my POE.

Imma stop you right there. Which "American" cheese?

 

[PippyPony]

WTF is plain cheese? Cheddar, American, and Mozzarella are in my POE.

Ummm let's see... this one is appenzeller. I just meant "plain" as in I didn't muck about with crackers or anything respectable like that

 

[Zenge142]

Imma stop you right there. Which "American" cheese?

Kraft American Singles??

 

[Dinashadow]

Kraft American Singles??

Is this even considered cheese?

 

[kraskadva]

Is this even considered cheese?

No. It is cheze, just like velveeta and cheze whiz

 

[Animal Midwife]

Kraft American Singles??

NO

 

[Animal Midwife]

This is American cheese.

 

[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

Kraft American Singles??

when I was HELLA poor in my first apartment a regular lunch was an american cheese slice in between a tortilla, folded and half and put in the toaster with a few pieces of the pregrilled chicken strips for salads

 

[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

This is American cheese.

30/10 presentation i love it

 

[Zenge142]

Is this even considered cheese?

NO

Okay. While I might agree with you both, and even the package itself is fully honest that it’s only a “cheese product”, when having a casual discussion about it, it’s safe to assume someone might say “plain cheese” and be talking about American cheese. As such, I couldn’t immediately eliminate it from my POE.

 

[Zenge142]

This is American cheese.

I’m going to need more context here.

Like the holes in Swiss cheese develop in the aging process. Aged Swiss has the largest and most prominent holes. Regular Swiss has regular holes. Baby Swiss has the smallest holes. I see some puckering on some of the slices, especially the 2nd slice from the right, so I’m inclined to call this Fetus Swiss.

 

[Zenge142]

Are all American cheeses not the same? Because I’ve been assuming that it’s all the same “not really cheese” and Kraft was just the most widely known brand name. Is that not the case?

 

[Animal Midwife]

I’m going to need more context here.

Like the holes in Swiss cheese develop in the aging process. Aged Swiss has the largest and most prominent holes. Regular Swiss has regular holes. Baby Swiss has the smallest holes. I see some puckering on some of the slices, especially the 2nd slice from the right, so I’m inclined to call this Fetus Swiss.

Hm. I never considered myself a fan of swiss, but this is the same cheese they put on subway sandwiches.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Are all American cheeses not the same? Because I’ve been assuming that it’s all the same “not really cheese” and Kraft was just the most widely known brand name. Is that not the case?

I'm been anti kraft slices since '08, so I try to dispel myths about them being similar.

 

[kraskadva]

Are all American cheeses not the same? Because I’ve been assuming that it’s all the same “not really cheese” and Kraft was just the most widely known brand name. Is that not the case?

Deli "American" cheese comes in both white and yellow and both more closely resemble cheese than the cheze that kraft makes

 

[kraskadva]

Hm. I never considered myself a fan of swiss, but this is the same cheese they put on subway sandwiches.

aka white american cheese

 

[supershorty]

Ok but what are everyone’s thoughts on GOAT cheese? I am for it. Team goat all the way.

although if I’m being honest, I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like. Team cheese forever.

 

[mkg323]

The cinnamon bun Oreos were good but they don't exist anymore as far as I can tell, at least not in stores by us

The mint ones are probably my favorite besides the originals

 

[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

Ok but what are everyone’s thoughts on GOAT cheese? I am for it. Team goat all the way.

although if I’m being honest, I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like. Team cheese forever.

I'll have to send you the recipe but I made this DELICIOUS (vegetarian for zenge and Tim!) goat cheese caramelized onion bake that was basically sophisticated mac and cheese!

 

[vetschoolsletmeinplease]

The mint ones are probably my favorite besides the originals

the mint ones all crumbled up into mint ice cream is perfection

 

[supershorty]

I'll have to send you the recipe but I made this DELICIOUS (vegetarian for zenge and Tim!) goat cheese caramelized onion bake that was basically sophisticated mac and cheese!

Yes please 😍

 

[supershorty]

Newman’s Own used to make sandwich cookies like Oreos, but they were ginger cookies and the cream tasted better. I like those a lot. Maybe they still exist, haven’t looked for them in a while...

 

[Lawpy]

We need a cheese WW game

 

[supershorty]

Nope I ate plain cheese and then frozen ravioli with butter

Wait but you thawed them right

 

[sunshinefl]

Depends on if you beat FTF...

What??? I have had basically zero interactions with FTF and assumed they were like a 50 year old WW troll

so I also pictured FTF being like 50 and when my eyes skimmed your post I read "WW II" like he was a war vet lmaoooo

No. No. No. that’s where you’re wrong. Regular Oreos are sadly lacking frosting. Double stuffed is the correct ratio.

Actually, tinfoil hat time. I’m 85% sure that Original used to be what we call double stuffed now, and they cut down on the frosting to save money, and then when people started to catch on, they re-released the original as the new “double stuffed”.

Double stuffed is the correct ratio, BUT Halloween orange is the best flavor and I can never find double stuff halloween at least that I can remember

Nope I ate plain cheese and then frozen ravioli with butter

Pippy did you at least heat them up first?!?!

This is American cheese.

okay but like these old lady plates aren't helping me reconcile the new info that you're young

 

[sunshinefl]

Wait but you thawed them right

omg Shorty while I was typing

 

[Animal Midwife]

We need a cheese WW game

If Mel's not a role, I'll shed salty tears.

 

[Lawpy]

If Mel's not a role, I'll shed salty tears.

Mel, cheezits and @vetmedhead catto all have a place in cheese WW 🧀🧀

 

[Aprilthearab]

the rant and rave threads

Were you lurking there or do I just not remember? It's been a while since I've been there. I forgot to post in the rave thread about how one of my favorite hospital clients bought me some ginormous fluffy socks last week

 

[Aprilthearab]

AM... you do know that ALL oreos have that design, right?

I noticed too but I didn't want to rain on her parade lol

 

[Lawpy]

Yeeeeeeah. The med side of thing gets a little intense. I was panicking with the rest of them.
they told me to apply family med back up because psych was too competitive. I didn’t listen, matched my top choice lol.

SDN med wamc are a dumpster fire. Glad you proved them wrong and nailed it

 

[Aprilthearab]

I’m going to need more context here.

Like the holes in Swiss cheese develop in the aging process. Aged Swiss has the largest and most prominent holes. Regular Swiss has regular holes. Baby Swiss has the smallest holes. I see some puckering on some of the slices, especially the 2nd slice from the right, so I’m inclined to call this Fetus Swiss.

But for real, I think you would get along with Ace IRL. You guys both over-analyze stuff a lot. The other night he crawled into bed at 4am after working on his research proposal and tried to talk to me about global warming and how he's happy that he thinks he'll die before humanity is wiped out. It started with a "hey look, it's snowing!" remark and ended with a minor existential crisis

 

[supershorty]

But for real, I think you would get along with Ace IRL. You guys both over-analyze stuff a lot. The other night he crawled into bed at 4am after working on his research proposal and tried to talk to me about global warming and how he's happy that he thinks he'll die before humanity is wiped out. It started with a "hey look, it's snowing!" remark and ended with a minor existential crisis

I’m not sure the world could handle the two of them together IRL.

 

[sunshinefl]

I’m not sure the world could handle the two of them together IRL.

I see you guys double dating

 

[supershorty]

I see you guys double dating

Ace would seize his first opportunity to kill me after the basics game 😬

 

[Aprilthearab]

okay but like these old lady plates aren't helping me reconcile the new info that you're young

SAME THOUGH
Another thing I was thinking but was not going to say lmao

 

[Aprilthearab]

Ace would seize his first opportunity to kill me after the basics game 😬

He's a lot nicer than you probably think lol

Though I cannot guarantee less frustrating

 

[supershorty]

He's a lot nicer than you probably think lol

Though I cannot guarantee less frustrating

I mean, so am I IRL but I understand feeling like you want to stab someone too.

Disclaimer: have never actually stabbed anyone

 

[Aprilthearab]

I mean, so am I IRL but I understand feeling like you want to stab someone too.

Nah he definitely doesn't feel that way. If anything, I'm definitely the one who isn't as nice in person. It's very easy for me to type out nice things here but not as easy for my introvert self to say nice things out loud even if I'm thinking them

 

[sunshinefl]

Nah he definitely doesn't feel that way. If anything, I'm definitely the one who isn't as nice in person. It's very easy for me to type out nice things here but not as easy for my introvert self to say nice things out loud even if I'm thinking them

meanwhile I'm the extrovert making random strangers I don't know uncomfortable with the nice things I do say to them

 

[Lawpy]

meanwhile I'm the extrovert making random strangers I don't know uncomfortable with the nice things I do say to them

protect sunshiny

 

[sunshinefl]

that dislike gives me wolf vibes for looking for a weak reason to return the favor

 

[supershorty]

that dislike gives me wolf vibes for looking for a weak reason to return the favor

I hate when strangers talk to me. It was an instinctual dislike, couldn’t help it.

 

[sunshinefl]

I hate when strangers talk to me. It was an instinctual dislike, couldn’t help it.

you're probably the won't engage with me type that ruins my day 😥

 

[supershorty]

I’m that person who will intentionally avoid making eye contact in the elevator so as not to have to say hi or make small talk.

 

[supershorty]

Lol

 

[Aprilthearab]

your probably the won't engage with me type that ruins my day 😥

If I don't engage with someone it's because I thought they were talking to someone else, and then I usually realize it hours later and feel terrible

 

[Aprilthearab]

I was filling up my tank at a gas station today when there was a crash in the adjacent intersection and a 10ish year old kid stepped out of one car and looked at both cars then looked at his dad and was like

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