Everyone is welcome to look up PaWWsta if you want to call my bluff!
also because PaWWsta has some outstanding pun-filled writeups if I do say so myself.
I still think it would be rad if anyone who suddenly moved me to the bottom of their reads without explanation would like, explain. At all.
I need to reread samac's posts because I am not sure if I believe that she was actually panicky village vs wolf backed into a corner looking for the easiest way out.
...that will be easier to analyze after fruit flips so maybe I won't do that yet
Mads posted those two posts at ~1 minute until EoD. You’re stretching the believability that mads wasn’t making her choice/posts in the moment but would’ve had time to check scum chat and then gone back and gotten her posts/vote in in time.
Gruffendale had never seen such excitement. The goats—fluffy, proud, paranoid—had gathered by the hundreds on the steep, mossy hillside for Gruffapalooza, the greatest concert festival the pasture had ever known. And tonight, none other than Shakira herself, the GOAT of pop music (according to The Hoofington Post), was performing live.
Bales of hay served as seating. The air buzzed with the scent of wildflowers and faint suspicion. Because the goats of Gruffendale were not ordinary goats. No, these goats were deeply distrustful - of outsiders, of each other, even of their own shadows on foggy mornings. And in Gruffendale, every morning was foggy.
As Shakira strutted onto the clover-covered stage wearing a dazzling sequined shawl woven from alpaca wool (the goats tolerated this blasphemy only because it sparkled), the crowd bleated in thunderous approval.
She launched into a reimagined version of her chart-topper, now titled:
“Goats Don't Lie"
🎶 “Oh bleaty, when you prance like that
You make all the kids go mad
So graze and chew, and don’t be sly—
You know that goats don’t lie!” 🎶
The audience danced wildly, shaking their horns and stamping their hooves in rhythm. Even the elders tapped their weathered cloven feet. For a moment, unity hummed through the hills.
But that was when it happened.
A shriek pierced the music. One of the goats spun in a circle, eyes wide.
“Someone nibbled my backstage haystack snack!”
Gasps. Nostrils flared. The music halted mid-measure. Shakira froze in a dramatic goat pose.
“WHO DID THIS?” bellowed Chairman Billy, the self-appointed head of the Gruffendale Vigilance Committee. “We’re voting.”
They formed a chaotic circle in the field, the stomping crowd quickly turning into a mob of whispering, paranoid bleaters. The candidates for suspicion were swiftly nominated, unnominated, renominated. It was a flurry too quick to keep up with. But gradually, the crowd's gaze turned toward none other than Muffinwump the Slightly Moist.
“Why am I even being considered?” Muffinwump cried, his damp wool glistening under the stage lights. “I was just dabbing my brow in the corner! You all know I get sweaty under pressure!”
“That’s what someone guilty would say,” hissed a Doehemian goat, adjusting her flower crown.
Voting paddles were raised. Stomps counted. A mad flurry of accusations and bleats echoed across the valley.
“Three stomps for Muffinwump!”
“IT’S MUFFINWUMP.”
The crowd turned. Muffinwump backed away, slipping slightly in his own unfortunate dew.
“You’re making me a scapegoat!” he wailed. “I didn’t touch the haystack! I don’t even like timothy! I’m an alfalfa goat!”
But it was too late. Tradition was tradition.
They paraded him down to the Lower Paddock of Shame (not dangerous, just slightly more humid), as Shakira solemnly resumed her performance.
🎶 “Don’t you see, my hooves don’t lie
I’m grazin’ true and I can’t deny
That it’s time to vote and say goodbye
To goats that make us cry...” 🎶
You are Muffinwump the Slightly Moist. No one knows where you came from, only that you arrived riding a unicycle made of twine. You whisper secrets to puddles.
You are welcome to disagree but I went from neutral/middle of their lists to wolf/bottom and if there was an explanation given I never saw it despite asking so
You are welcome to disagree but I went from neutral/middle of their lists to wolf/bottom and if there was an explanation given I never saw it despite asking so
You’re not on my bottom of the list I don’t think.
I think you are worth looking at more closely. I think you could be paired with mads. I’d flip there first
You are welcome to disagree but I went from neutral/middle of their lists to wolf/bottom and if there was an explanation given I never saw it despite asking so
It's not my primary concern at the moment because I think Kay and vampy are both village but I would like to figure out where the disconnect is so I can work with them
I could probably say the same if you would’ve voted Dubz. You townread me and greedy so it’s not like you believe we were pushing Dubz for nefarious reasons. We shouldn’t be pointing the finger at each other when these are both what if scenarios.
It is unfortunately the case unless mech stuff comes in about it. Like Mads is fairly new and if she built really sus fake assosiatives with you to get you limmed if she was ever flipped mad respect. I'm gonna have to be fooled by someone doing that once before I put it in their range
I will say Dubz makes a good point I didn’t think about. She usually protects her nooblets as a wolf. I’d see her trying to protect mads most likely unless there is some reason not too.
I will say Dubz makes a good point I didn’t think about. She usually protects her nooblets as a wolf. I’d see her trying to protect mads most likely unless there is some reason not too.
I remember glimpses of you talking about wolf leveling up killing certain things and things like that which pushed my narrative without actually pushing me
I remember glimpses of you talking about wolf leveling up killing certain things and things like that which pushed my narrative without actually pushing me
It is unfortunately the case unless mech stuff comes in about it. Like Mads is fairly new and if she built really sus fake assosiatives with you to get you limmed if she was ever flipped mad respect. I'm gonna have to be fooled by someone doing that once before I put it in their range
I will say Dubz makes a good point I didn’t think about. She usually protects her nooblets as a wolf. I’d see her trying to protect mads most likely unless there is some reason not too.
