This is the story of how your Uncle Barney almost slept with Sandy Rivers.
As usual, Barney started out the night at Maclaren's pub instead of at his house. Which was a good thing for him, as he got to ignore all of the angry protestors outside of his house that were coming to protest his planned hoax of becoming the player king of New York City. Surprisingly, he met his loyal companion Ranjit there.
"Ranjit, tonight I am going to teach you how to live." Despite Ranjit's initial objections, Barney was able to convince Ranjit to spend all night out with him.
"Ranjit, have you ever been to the Lusty Leopard? Truly it's a magical place, where every boy's dream comes to life." Barney looks out with dreamy eyes. "We have both already suited up. And besides, I need to meet a guy there. It's very important."
So off they traveled in Ranjit's limo, arriving minutes later at the Lusty Leopard. They walked in to see naked women, lap dances galore, and a surprisingly tasty buffet. "Ranjit, make yourself at home. If anything, look for Karma, that girl is smoking. I have something I need to do first."
Ranjit takes a seat at one of the booths, and instead of being joined by a hot stripper, is joined by a rougher looking man. "Here let me buy you a drink, I owe you." Ranjit was awfully confused, he had no recollection of who this person was. But he graciously accepted the drink. And then another one. And another one. And another one. Soon, he was WAY too drunk to be able to drive again. And then, the man was gone, nowhere to be found. And the tab was under Ranjit's name! Did Ranjit just imagine this person? Who knows.
Anyway, on the other side of the Lusty Leopard, Barney was meeting with his guy, guy. His guy, guy slipped him an envelope, which Barney quickly snatches up. He turns around and bumps into his brother James! "Barney, I have got the PERFECT girl for you. I have been talking you up all night. She's dumb, big boobs, and did I mention big boobs? Here, I have the address for you. Oh, and she said she will be waiting in bed until you get there!" James hands Barney the address. "Enjoy yourself bro, and I hope you will enjoy yourself just as much as I will be, as I will be sleeping with a celebrity tonight." He pulls a second address out of his suit pocket to show Barney.
Barney immediately runs back to find Ranjit, passed out in the booth. "Ranjit! Wake up! We need to get out of here quick!" Ranjit was too drunk to wake back up. Barney begins to wonder how he got so drunk so quickly, but realized that there was no time to dwell on this, as he had a busy babe waiting for him. He looks at the address, and realize it is only 2 blocks away. He hurriedly runs outside and makes it to the apartment in just under a minute. As his brother said, the door was unlocked. He walks inside, walks into the bathroom, and says, "Daddy's home."
He immediately goes into bed and gets behind the "girl" with brunette hair. He slips up her bathrobe more and more and more, until he reveals.... "Oh God, you have a...." And that's when Sandy Rivers flips around. "You're not James!" Barney's mind starts racing. James must have given him the wrong address. The night was already ruined. No reason to go back and try and pick up any other girls, there was no redemption from this.
Oh, I almost forgot! On the other side of town, Lily and Marshall were having crazy monkey sex when Lily received a call. "Help Lily, they are after me. They." The gun shot quite audibly rang through the phone. Marshall looks up. "Daphne."
He runs outside of their house on Long Island to find Daphne lying there in a pool of blood, completely dead to the world. "Who could do such a heartless thing? To poor Daphne. No. This behavior ends tonight! To make sure that nothing like this happens again, we will lynch TWO PEOPLE today, and make an example of them!"
Dead is FML, Daphne, who was able to switch groups by driving the monstrosity sports car, had special pm abilities, could veto one lynch, and had stipulations attached with her if she died. If she was night killed, it would result in an additional lynch victim the next day, whereas if she was lynched, it would result in an additional wolf kill the following night
There are 33 players remaining in the game
Maclarens:
1. Mad Jack
3. brightimpressio
4. WillowLeaf
The Original Apartment:
6. Ashgirl
7. Rogert
8. honeytokki
9. Gwenevre
10. swingnsave
Robin's Apartment:
11. NilocDent
12. ResoluteMike
13. tuckervet
14. Zensing
15. swiniazycie
Barney's apartment:
16. Jilary
17. orca2011
18. Cyndia
19. allieh8607
20. ksmi117
Lily and Marshal's House on Long Island:
21. DocEspana
22. ZooVetHopeful
23. HowIMetYourPet
24. Snow White96
25. hedgiehog
Ted's House on Long Island:
26. Caia
27. Hammer2s
28. Foxhunter
29. Chillbo Baggins
30. devyn
The Lusty Leopard
31. DVMDream
32. LetItSnow
33. dyachei
34. StartingOverVet
2. Wildzoo
Dead:
5. fancymylotus - Daphne
Day lynch deadline is set for 8 pm! Remember that 2 people will be lynched today!!! (top two people)
Important announcement: The Lusty Leopard group may now communicate with one another via pms.