HoWW I Met Your Mother: Game Thread

[WildZoo]

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Maybe someone can investigate?

Worth a try, but I have my doubts about that working out

Oh and please, try and do stuff to me tonight,
Those who do will be in for quite the fright 😉

 

[Caia]

Not. Buying. It.
You may not be a wolf, who knows, but whatever you are sounds no bueno for the village.

He also seemed to say that the mayor was a hoax? Or was that Ashgirl's character kind of saying that?

 

[LetItSnow]

First Rule of WW: If you know a mod mechanic, either abuse it or break it.

So when Ash said she got more ability from being mayor, we should have all run the other direction.

 

[Glammyre]

To be fair, voting someone for powers has worked before. Rogert earned powers for the town in the OitNB II game.

 

[Ashgirl]

Not. Buying. It.
You may not be a wolf, who knows, but whatever you are sounds no bueno for the village.

Sounds like and actually will be are two different things.

But regardless, I know how sketchy it all sounds, especially from that write-up. However, mods (SOV and STL both come to mind...) love to twist what we think would be normal or "bad" or "good." The first game I ever played had plenty of villagers that were hecka sketchy (Madjack spitting on people anyone?) But I digress.

He also seemed to say that the mayor was a hoax? Or was that Ashgirl's character kind of saying that?

Unless he was lying to me, being the mayor was not a hoax.

 

[LetItSnow]

Most likely nothing I say to try to convince you that I'm not a wolf will ease your fears, so I'll try to use my mayorness for good instead.

So if the write-up hadn't put you in a bad light, you'd be using your mayorness for something other than good?

 

[Ashgirl]

So if the write-up hadn't put you in a bad light, you'd be using your mayorness for something other than good?

No, I was saying that since no one would probably believe anything I claim, I'll use action instead (though I suppose you can argue that doesn't prove anything either, it's kinda a lose-lose )

 

[WildZoo]

Sounds like and actually will be are two different things.

But regardless, I know how sketchy it all sounds, especially from that write-up. However, mods (SOV and STL both come to mind...) love to twist what we think would be normal or "bad" or "good." The first game I ever played had plenty of villagers that were hecka sketchy (Madjack spitting on people anyone?) But I digress.


Unless he was lying to me, being the mayor was not a hoax.

Meh, sketchy villager roles are different from the writeup basically telling us that the mayor vote was a hoax and that it led to benefits for you but not for the rest of us.

 

[brightimpressio]

 

[WillowLeaf]

Well that didn't exactly put me in a good light 😛

Most likely nothing I say to try to convince you that I'm not a wolf will ease your fears, so I'll try to use my mayorness for good instead.

Also, keep in mind that while not 100% of what STL said was false, not all of it is true either.

This isn't the most reassuring response. It's kind of vague.

 

[Cyndia]

This isn't the most reassuring response. It's kind of vague.

Yeahh nothing about that went over well with me, especially ashgirls responses.

 

[SummerTheLynx]

Night closed, very interesting results pending!

 

[Glammyre]

I don't like it when the mod says things are "interesting".

 

[Ashgirl]

Meh, sketchy villager roles are different from the writeup basically telling us that the mayor vote was a hoax and that it led to benefits for you but not for the rest of us.

I would hardly say that being a tie-breaker and counting as 2 votes is benefits for me and not the rest.

 

[dyachei]

I would hardly say that being a tie-breaker and counting as 2 votes is benefits for me and not the rest.

But it is

 

[SummerTheLynx]

This is the story of how your Uncle Barney almost slept with Sandy Rivers.

As usual, Barney started out the night at Maclaren's pub instead of at his house. Which was a good thing for him, as he got to ignore all of the angry protestors outside of his house that were coming to protest his planned hoax of becoming the player king of New York City. Surprisingly, he met his loyal companion Ranjit there.

"Ranjit, tonight I am going to teach you how to live." Despite Ranjit's initial objections, Barney was able to convince Ranjit to spend all night out with him.

"Ranjit, have you ever been to the Lusty Leopard? Truly it's a magical place, where every boy's dream comes to life." Barney looks out with dreamy eyes. "We have both already suited up. And besides, I need to meet a guy there. It's very important."

So off they traveled in Ranjit's limo, arriving minutes later at the Lusty Leopard. They walked in to see naked women, lap dances galore, and a surprisingly tasty buffet. "Ranjit, make yourself at home. If anything, look for Karma, that girl is smoking. I have something I need to do first."

Ranjit takes a seat at one of the booths, and instead of being joined by a hot stripper, is joined by a rougher looking man. "Here let me buy you a drink, I owe you." Ranjit was awfully confused, he had no recollection of who this person was. But he graciously accepted the drink. And then another one. And another one. And another one. Soon, he was WAY too drunk to be able to drive again. And then, the man was gone, nowhere to be found. And the tab was under Ranjit's name! Did Ranjit just imagine this person? Who knows.

Anyway, on the other side of the Lusty Leopard, Barney was meeting with his guy, guy. His guy, guy slipped him an envelope, which Barney quickly snatches up. He turns around and bumps into his brother James! "Barney, I have got the PERFECT girl for you. I have been talking you up all night. She's dumb, big boobs, and did I mention big boobs? Here, I have the address for you. Oh, and she said she will be waiting in bed until you get there!" James hands Barney the address. "Enjoy yourself bro, and I hope you will enjoy yourself just as much as I will be, as I will be sleeping with a celebrity tonight." He pulls a second address out of his suit pocket to show Barney.

Barney immediately runs back to find Ranjit, passed out in the booth. "Ranjit! Wake up! We need to get out of here quick!" Ranjit was too drunk to wake back up. Barney begins to wonder how he got so drunk so quickly, but realized that there was no time to dwell on this, as he had a busy babe waiting for him. He looks at the address, and realize it is only 2 blocks away. He hurriedly runs outside and makes it to the apartment in just under a minute. As his brother said, the door was unlocked. He walks inside, walks into the bathroom, and says, "Daddy's home."

He immediately goes into bed and gets behind the "girl" with brunette hair. He slips up her bathrobe more and more and more, until he reveals.... "Oh God, you have a...." And that's when Sandy Rivers flips around. "You're not James!" Barney's mind starts racing. James must have given him the wrong address. The night was already ruined. No reason to go back and try and pick up any other girls, there was no redemption from this.

Oh, I almost forgot! On the other side of town, Lily and Marshall were having crazy monkey sex when Lily received a call. "Help Lily, they are after me. They." The gun shot quite audibly rang through the phone. Marshall looks up. "Daphne."

He runs outside of their house on Long Island to find Daphne lying there in a pool of blood, completely dead to the world. "Who could do such a heartless thing? To poor Daphne. No. This behavior ends tonight! To make sure that nothing like this happens again, we will lynch TWO PEOPLE today, and make an example of them!"

Dead is FML, Daphne, who was able to switch groups by driving the monstrosity sports car, had special pm abilities, could veto one lynch, and had stipulations attached with her if she died. If she was night killed, it would result in an additional lynch victim the next day, whereas if she was lynched, it would result in an additional wolf kill the following night

There are 33 players remaining in the game
Maclarens:
1. Mad Jack
3. brightimpressio
4. WillowLeaf
The Original Apartment:
6. Ashgirl
7. Rogert
8. honeytokki
9. Gwenevre
10. swingnsave
Robin's Apartment:
11. NilocDent
12. ResoluteMike
13. tuckervet
14. Zensing
15. swiniazycie
Barney's apartment:
16. Jilary
17. orca2011
18. Cyndia
19. allieh8607
20. ksmi117
Lily and Marshal's House on Long Island:
21. DocEspana
22. ZooVetHopeful
23. HowIMetYourPet
24. Snow White96
25. hedgiehog
Ted's House on Long Island:
26. Caia
27. Hammer2s
28. Foxhunter
29. Chillbo Baggins
30. devyn
The Lusty Leopard
31. DVMDream
32. LetItSnow
33. dyachei
34. StartingOverVet
2. Wildzoo

Dead:
5. fancymylotus - Daphne

Day lynch deadline is set for 8 pm! Remember that 2 people will be lynched today!!! (top two people)

Important announcement: The Lusty Leopard group may now communicate with one another via pms.

 

[Rogert]

lynch Ashgirl

I didn't trust her role to begin with and two votes is dangerous. If anyone produces some hard facts I'm willing to switch.

 

[DocEspana]

First Rule of WW: If you know a mod mechanic, either abuse it or break it.

So when Ash said she got more ability from being mayor, we should have all run the other direction.

 

[Foxhunter]

Do we each vote for two people or do the two people with the most votes die?

 

[DocEspana]

If its any consollation, I have one of those more "interesting" of roles. Tried to use it on Ashgirl. And the results basically backed up what the write up suggested. She is Barney (implied. not certain. based on what ended up happening to me)

 

[SummerTheLynx]

Do we each vote for two people or do the two people with the most votes die?

Two people with the most votes die.

 

[WillowLeaf]

If its any consollation, I have one of those more "interesting" of roles. Tried to use it on Ashgirl. And the results basically backed up what the right up suggested. She is Barney (implied. not certain. based on what ended up happening to me)

Interesting. I couldn't tell from this morning's write up whether "planned hoax" meant Barney planned to become king and didn't, or meant barney did become king. I'm kind of surprised STL would outright tell us someone's role in the write up though.

 

[brightimpressio]

I can confirm that Ash is Barney.

 

[SummerTheLynx]

THIS JUST IN!

Everyone, quick, turn on your TVs, it's time to watch Sandy read the headlines of today's newspaper!

"Press supports Ashgirl's coronation 100%, asks him to show mercy on village uppercase O period lowercase O"

 

[DocEspana]

Can we pause and have a side discussion for a second:

what would wolves be in this game? Not-mothers? Random semi-antagonistic characters? The physical embodiment of Long Island and New Jersey?

 

[brightimpressio]

Can we pause and have a side discussion for a second:

what would wolves be in this game? Not-mothers? Random semi-antagonistic characters? The physical embodiment of Long Island and New Jersey?

My hunch is that some of the crazier not-mothers might be.

 

[Rogert]

If its any consollation, I have one of those more "interesting" of roles. Tried to use it on Ashgirl. And the results basically backed up what the right up suggested. She is Barney (implied. not certain. based on what ended up happening to me)

I can confirm that Ash is Barney.

unlynch Ashgirl
Less inclined to think she is a wolf as Barney. Plus, while this doesn't clear her, she's couldn't be in two places at once last night.

 

[brightimpressio]

unlynch Ashgirl
Less inclined to think she is a wolf as Barney. Plus, while this doesn't clear her, she's couldn't be in two places at once last night.

I don't think STL would make Barney a wolf, but what do I know? 😛 I'm more inclined to think chaos at worst.

 

[Rogert]

Can we pause and have a side discussion for a second:

what would wolves be in this game? Not-mothers? Random semi-antagonistic characters? The physical embodiment of Long Island and New Jersey?

 

[Foxhunter]

Can we pause and have a side discussion for a second:

what would wolves be in this game? Not-mothers? Random semi-antagonistic characters? The physical embodiment of Long Island and New Jersey?

Cancer? The writers? The finale?

 

[WildZoo]

Cancer? The writers? The finale?

STL would be more likely to make the finale an alpha villager than a wolf 😉

 

[DocEspana]

I don't think STL would make Barney a wolf, but what do I know? 😛 I'm more inclined to think chaos at worst.

lynch ashgirl

F the police.

and if that doesnt work ill just lynch BI next 😉

 

[Foxhunter]

STL would be more likely to make the finale an alpha villager than a wolf 😉

Good to know

 

[WildZoo]

Hmm. I could see Barney being chaos. Barring other info, better to go that direction than risk lynching a villager. Lynch Ash

 

[dyachei]

lynch ashgirl

as much as I love Barney in the show, I'm not convinced she's not chaos.

I have no clue what the wolves would be. Crazy exes maybe?

 

[LetItSnow]

lynch honeytokki because I have no idea who that is and I'm not quite ready to lynch Barney.

 

[allieh8607]

lynch ashgirl for now. Have some weak evidence that she isn't innocent but then again someone of Barney's nature wouldn't really be regarded as innocent anyway so I'm willing to switch if someone betters comes up

 

[tuckervet]

I think wolves may be some crazy exes... Maybe Stella (I don't think she was crazy, but did leave him at the alter), and maybe the stalker one played by Brittany spears?

 

[DocEspana]

I think wolves may be some crazy exes... Maybe Stella (I don't think she was crazy, but did leave him at the alter), and maybe the stalker one played by Brittany spears?

only one way to be certain.

Kill them all and let God sort them out.

Old School DocE style.

 

[Skimble]

I wonder if the "player king hoax" means that ashgirl would have become mayor whether we elected her or not. Seems weird that the write-ups would just hand us a wolf like that.

 

[honeytokki]

@LetItSnow can you spare this fragile noob just couple more days of life..? :c

 

[StartingoverVet]

First Rule of WW: If you know a mod mechanic, either abuse it or break it.

So when Ash said she got more ability from being mayor, we should have all run the other direction.

too bad someone didn't suggest that before the vote closed.
Oh, wait. Someone did. 😕

 

[StartingoverVet]

Barney sounds like chaos to me.
Even Ash's denial said something like "doesn't mean she is a wolf".... which to me is implying she is not a villager (otherwise you say "i am a villager").

lynch ashgirl
cause we can do without chaos. And I didn't get the Barney role.

 

[Mad Jack]

I have strong reason to believe that if Ashgirl is Barney, he is not chaos and lynching him would be a bad thing.

 

[DocEspana]

too bad someone didn't suggest that before the vote closed.
Oh, wait. Someone did. 😕

do you mean me?

 

[StartingoverVet]

do you mean me?

no me silly.
would i ever compliment you?

 

[StartingoverVet]

I have strong reason to believe that if Ashgirl is Barney, he is not chaos and lynching him would be a bad thing.

hmmm.
unlynch ashg .. for now.

 

[brightimpressio]

I have strong reason to believe that if Ashgirl is Barney, he is not chaos and lynching him would be a bad thing.

I'm not feeling the ashgirl lynch yet.

 

[Hammer2s]

Lynch Ashgirl

 

[Mad Jack]

Also, I can't vote because we've got a demoralizing role that broke my spirit last night. Likely a WW 101 player, as they mentioned my past llama role. Also likely to be someone close to me, as they called me em jay.

I really can't believe everyone is falling into this ridiculously obvious STL trap. Ashgirl isn't a wolf. And lynching Barney will mess some things up seriously bad. I would strongly encourage you not to unless we've got someone that can revive him after this obvious mistake.