The "I Wish" Thread

[hazelmoo]

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What are you wishing for?

I wish I had a photographic memory. Studying for finals would be so much easier...

I also wish I had some mint chocolate chip ice-cream in my mouth at this exact moment.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Well I DO have mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I meant to buy peppermint, so I'm wishing I had some of that goodness in my freezer right now.

 

[Caiter92]

I wasn't wishing anything until I opened this thread. Now I'm wishing I had ice cream. You two suck 😛

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Neener neener 😛

 

[hazelmoo]

Fun fact: Ice cream has 0 calories during finals week!

 

[Caiter92]

Correction, all food has zero calories during finals week.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Fun fact: Ice cream has 0 calories during finals week!

 

[WildZoo]

I wish I hadn't fallen asleep on the couch so I could have slept through the night instead of waking up, moving to my room, and suddenly feeling wide awake.

I wish my sister didn't have an early doctor appointment tomorrow that I have to drive her to.

I wish I had the upcoming weekend off but I'm covering for a coworker so she can deal with some family issues. There goes my Saturday.

I wish I had room for another fish tank...

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Someone needs to stop me. The David Tennant searches are getting out of control.

 

[WildZoo]

Someone needs to stop me. The David Tennant searches are getting out of control.

I wish you would never stop posting Tennant gifs 😉

 

[PrincessButterCup]

I wish I hadn't fallen asleep on the couch so I could have slept through the night instead of waking up, moving to my room, and suddenly feeling wide awake.

I wish my sister didn't have an early doctor appointment tomorrow that I have to drive her to.

I wish I had the upcoming weekend off but I'm covering for a coworker so she can deal with some family issues. There goes my Saturday.

I wish I had room for another fish tank...

See, you have mature wishes. We're all about ice cream, but WZ's coming in here all adult-like and stuff.

 

[hazelmoo]

I wish I wasn't addicted to Family Guy while I have very important studying to do...

 

[Caiter92]

WZ is trying to shame us children with her adulting ways.

 

[WildZoo]

See, you have mature wishes. We're all about ice cream, but WZ's coming in here all adult-like and stuff.

Ew. I'm not an adult. I'm 12.

But I just brushed my teeth so no ice cream for me.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Okay, but a very mature 12. You brush your teeth and everything.

 

[hazelmoo]

Ew. I'm not an adult. I'm 12.

But I just brushed my teeth so no ice cream for me.

Literally lol'd at this I wait until the last minute to brush my teeth just in case I decide to take a sneak peak into my freezer. And sometimes I forget I already brushed my teeth and just eat a piece of ice instead. I'm weird...

 

[WildZoo]

Okay, but a very mature 12. You brush your teeth and everything.

Which reminds me...

I wish I hadn't just now remembered that I was supposed to make dentist and neurologist appointments today and call the government again...but I didn't really forget about that one...I just wish I didn't have to do it

 

[pirateyoho]

I wish studying hard got you good grades in vet school like it did in undergrad... 😛😕

 

[WildZoo]

Literally lol'd at this I wait until the last minute to brush my teeth just in case I decide to take a sneak peak into my freezer. And sometimes I forget I already brushed my teeth and just eat a piece of ice instead. I'm weird...

My roommate and I would tend to stay up late together during school even if only one of us really needed to. So this was a common conversation after midnight.
"I'm hungry again but I already brushed my teeth. What do I do?"
"Same. I think we'd better go to sleep before we get hungrier."

So that was our solution. Sleep away the hunger.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Eating ice is bad for your teeth. Bad hazel, bad.

 

[WildZoo]

Eating ice is bad for your teeth. Bad hazel, bad.

But it's fun! Crunch crunch crunch.

 

[hazelmoo]

I wish studying hard got you good grades in vet school like it did in undergrad... 😛😕

Then how do you get good grades in vet school? I'm scared

 

[Caiter92]

Eating ice is bad for your teeth. Bad hazel, bad.

My uncle is a dentist and yelled at me all the time about this as a child. I still do it. Even around him. I love chewing ice. Probably because I know I'm not suppose to 😛

 

[WildZoo]

Then how do you get good grades in vet school? I'm scared

You don't. Silly.

 

[hazelmoo]

Eating ice is bad for your teeth. Bad hazel, bad.

Not if you suck on it! (Insert sex joke here)

 

[WildZoo]

Not if you suck on it! (Insert sex joke here)

Oh no my poor 12 year old brain

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Not if you suck on it! (Insert sex joke here)

My mind totally wasn't going there, but now I have to say it again.

Bad hazel, bad!

😛

 

[Filly Bay]

Well I DO have mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I meant to buy peppermint, so I'm wishing I had some of that goodness in my freezer right now.

Oh ohh! I have mint chocolate chip AND peppermint ice cream in my freezer! Party at STB's house 🙂

I wish that I had more self control when grocery shopping 😉

 

[pirateyoho]

You don't. Silly.

^ This.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Now WZ's mother is going to get mad at us.

 

[hazelmoo]

You don't. Silly.

^ This.

 

[wheelin2vetmed]

I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am.

 

[WildZoo]

Oh no my poor 12 year old brain

I was worried for a second that my signature wasn't showing up and this joke would be worthless. But that was just my phone messing with me 😀

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Oh ohh! I have mint chocolate chip AND peppermint ice cream in my freezer! Party at STB's house 🙂

I wish that I had more self control when grocery shopping 😉

You win this thread.

 

[WildZoo]

Now WZ's mother is going to get mad at us.

After the quintuplets I don't think she can get more mad.

At least...I think there were 5 babies... @Mad Jack I lost count again

 

[s.tochastic]

I finished my Comp Anatomy Practical ! ( Muscle, Digestive, Respiratory, Circulatory and UG in Necturus, Snake, Frog, Turtle, Pigeon, Cat and Rabbit) and I have hot chocolate. That is mostly melted chocolate

 

[hazelmoo]

I finished my Comp Anatomy Practical ! ( Muscle, Digestive, Respiratory, Circulatory and UG in Necturus, Snake, Frog, Turtle, Pigeon, Cat and Rabbit) and I have hot chocolate. That is mostly melted chocolate

Can you copy and paste this knowledge into my brain? I wish you would.

 

[hazelmoo]

I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am.

What if you are?

 

[PrincessButterCup]

I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am.

Your dog licks his own butt. Do you really trust his opinion?

 

[s.tochastic]

Can you copy and paste this knowledge into my brain? I wish you would.

Kinda. I can can give you names/location/function, but no guarantee they will be on the right animal. I thought a necturus had a uterus earlier today. And if the pattern from the last few are true, I won't remember any of it tomorrow

 

[wheelin2vetmed]

Previously on When Pre-vet Students Don't Know the World's Most Cliche Pet Bumper Sticker:

What if you are?

Your dog licks his own butt. Do you really trust his opinion?

 

[hazelmoo]

Previously on When Pre-vet Students Don't Know the World's Most Cliche Pet Bumper Sticker:

Oh, I must have only seen the episode where wheelin2vetmed doesn't know "I bet my *insert breed here* is smarter than your honor roll student"... 😉

 

[wheelin2vetmed]

Oh, I must have only seen the episode where wheelin2vetmed doesn't know "I bet my *insert breed here* is smarter than your honor roll student"... 😉

It's ok, I TiVo'd it for you. Just pay me back with a half-gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

I'm pretty sure my boss has that on a magnet.

She also has one on the lab fridge that's a silhouette of two dogs, and it says 'what happens in the dog park stays in the dog park'. I didn't notice it for years.

 

[Trilt]

I wish my resume would format itself.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

I wish my resume would format itself.

You just need ice cream.

 

[hazelmoo]

 

[Caiter92]

Ice cream solves all problems.

 

[Starry-chan]

I wish Levi Ackerman was real.

So perf.

 

[finnickthedog]

I wished I didn't have to go to class today... and guys my wish just came true. Class cancelled.

Dreams really do come true. 😉