WWonderful WWorld of MMeat Game Thread

[SkiOtter]

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You all thought I was out of meat Valentines, didn’t you?

 

[PippyPony]

I dunno that meats would build a game where things just get pushed off/delayed. I kind of feel like that would be contrary to her idea of fun lol

 

[PippyPony]

Although I say that...and then realize that I have been waiting for it to be 8:30 Mountain time for far too long now, so who really knows.

 

[capri1722]

Although I say that...and then realize that I have been waiting for it to be 8:30 Mountain time for far too long now, so who really knows.

Watch Big Brother/The Amazing Race to pass the time. That’s what I’m doing. 😉

 

[SkiOtter]

Gotta get the rest of my valentines out before the day ends

 

[vetmedhead]

Gotta get the rest of my valentines out before the day ends

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The baloney creature's face is going to keep me up tonight

 

[vetmedhead]

So I just woke up from sleeping off post exam fatigue and read the thread again. I missed this on my first glance through:


I didn’t realize this wasn’t a straight forward mayor vote. Little paranoid VMH is going to pull a DocE and drop a blimp on my head.

But meh, I’m okay with risking it I guess?

I was going to drop a blimp on your head anyway, so it's fine

I dunno that meats would build a game where things just get pushed off/delayed. I kind of feel like that would be contrary to her idea of fun lol

Although I say that...and then realize that I have been waiting for it to be 8:30 Mountain time for far too long now, so who really knows.

I get off on being withholding

 

[SkiOtter]

The baloney creature's face is going to keep me up tonight

good. you brought this upon yourself

 

[Melchizedek]

I was going to drop a blimp on your head anyway, so it's fine

But but but......gin 🙁

 

[Animal Midwife]

But but but......gin 🙁

is this an alcohol mention?

 

[vetmedhead]

But but but......gin 🙁

Gin!

 

[vetmedhead]

Vote closed, results pending

 

[vetmedhead]

I would tell you all to check your votes but I'm pretty sure this vote hasn't changed for 3 hours.

D0 Final Tenderize Tally

mel (8) - cray, am, pippy, mel, bryndy, snowy, potE, kal
MJ () - kcough, dubz
Capri (2) - ski, jboo, mixymama
karabou (7) - karabou, allieh, finn, dubz, kcough, lyra, mj, ski
dds (3) - capri, dds, kcough
am () - bryndy
dubz (1) - sporty

21/22
missing: trilt

Deadline NOW

 

[PippyPony]

We're in the meat locker now, yes?

 

[Melchizedek]

I’m so glad I didn’t have to resort to pun threats to win the mayor vote haha

is this an alcohol mention?

Lol triggered? I just went through a rough round of exams so extrapolate what I’m doing tonight.

P.s. AM, why are we not snapchat friends?

 

[vetmedhead]

D0

Watching my precious meats agonize over the tenderize vote has entertained me greatly. Would you all kill the person you voted for? Put them into a position of power? I just have to confess that it tickles my chicken tenders to see that you all collectively managed to pick a player that you would be fine doing either to. Or both? Or whatever is supposed to happen at this vote close (a wayward zeppelin falling from the sky, perhaps?!). Poor @Melchizedek , who probably (only sort of) agonized over what would happen to him if he were to be - GASP - tenderized!

Well, too bad. The tenderize vote does none of those things!

You must share at least one thing that you think will make @Melchizedek laugh before the close of lynch tomorrow, preferably on the thread. If it's a really good cut of meat that's best left private , PM it to me and I will send it to him instead.

Share your love with him forcefully. FORCEFULLY! Use that hammer and pound your love right into Mel's face! Tenderize the meat


It is now N1. Actions are due to me by 6:30 AM MST. Get them in quickly please.

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Roster

Back of the Fridge
1. @Karabiner13
2. @SportPonies
3. @allieh8607
4. @SnowshoeDog143

Trash
5. @WildZoo
6. @Mad Jack
7. @Crayola227
8. @PippyPony
9. @LyraGardenia

Freezer
10. @Trilt
11. @johnnaboo
12. @kcoughli
13. @ddstothecor
14. @finnickthedog

Still On The Cow
15. @MixedAnimals77 & @WeimMama -> hydra'ing, with Weim posting on thread
16. @SkiOtter
17. @Animal Midwife
18. @bryndiana.jones
19. @capri1722

Abandoned On the Counter
20. @PotentiallyEvil
21. @Melchizedek - being forcibly tenderized, but with great love
22. @youngkal

 

[vetmedhead]

It is officially Meat Locker Time until Night Close.
Please have fun lounging around! 😀

Remember, no strategy/content posting until Night Close please! 😀​

 

[finnickthedog]

Share your love with him forcefully. FORCEFULLY! Use that hammer and pound your love right into Mel's face! Tenderize the meat

Mel doesn't want my love. He only wants me to rude to him.

 

[capri1722]

I’m so glad I didn’t have to resort to pun threats to win the mayor vote haha

Wait so why is that threatening? ;D
I secretly love puns

 

[Melchizedek]

Mel doesn't want my love. He only wants me to rude to him.

It’s wierd when you’re nice to me.

 

[PippyPony]

I was going to use this to kick off the locker room talk, but I also think Mel might appreciate some of this/may wish to try to train his cat to do these things...so still relevant?

 

[finnickthedog]

It’s wierd when you’re nice to me.

😢

 

[Melchizedek]

Okay well i’m glad it’s not some crazy extra power that puts me on the wolf radar and gets me killed (or mod incapacitated haha)

 

[KCgophervet]

Is it funny or is it sad for humanity? Hard to say....

 

[KCgophervet]

Also, this is my new life motto:

 

[PippyPony]

Is it funny or is it sad for humanity? Hard to say....

Dude that meat looks so #clean

 

[KCgophervet]

Dude that meat looks so clean

It kills me a little how shiny and slimey it looks... ugh

 

[vetmedhead]

Okay well i’m glad it’s not some crazy extra power that puts me on the wolf radar and gets me killed (or mod incapacitated haha)

I might cook up your tender meat tomorrow though! 😏

 

[youngkal]

Literally don’t care that you have all probably seen this as it’s old but I heard it for the first time last year and still laugh. So here it is @Melchizedek

PS sorry she has a potty mouth once or twice


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[vetmedhead]

Mel doesn't want my love. He only wants me to rude to him.

Does he get off on that again? I always forget. If he does maybe be rude to him to make him feel loved.

You disgust me, @Melchizedek .

(did it work? did he like that?)

 

[vetmedhead]

Brought to you all courtesy of my exotics professor:

 

[Animal Midwife]

Lol triggered? I just went through a rough round of exams so extrapolate what I’m doing tonight.

I'm always triggered.

P.s. AM, why are we not snapchat friends?

Probably because I haven't joined Snapchat yet.

 

[capri1722]

Let me introduce y’all to the late Loca the pug, who sadly passed last year, but never failed to make me laugh. (Not my dog, for the record.)

 

[vetmedhead]

I'm always triggered.



Probably because I haven't joined Snapchat yet.

True, you have to be 13 to join snapchat

 

[KCgophervet]

Guys really I have to finish work stuff for tomorrow but I'm lost in the world of meat or axolotl-related images...

 

[Melchizedek]

Is it funny or is it sad for humanity? Hard to say....

Shhhhh let natural selection do its job.

 

[Melchizedek]

Guys really I have to finish work stuff for tomorrow but I'm lost in the world of meat or axolotl-related images...

YASSSSSS AXOLOTLS!!!!

 

[Animal Midwife]

True, you have to be 13 to join snapchat

I love how I keep getting progressively younger.

 

[finnickthedog]

@Melchizedek I don't possess a sense of humor so I don't know what makes people laugh and therefore I am unable to make you laugh. Can you just like... help me out here? Give me a hint in regards to what might amuse you? Is it even legal for me to ask?

 

[vetmedhead]

Let me introduce y’all to the late Loca the pug, who sadly passed last year, but never failed to make me laugh. (Not my dog, for the record.)

Oh my god how do I like this twenty times

 

[Melchizedek]

@PippyPony I got your message, I’m glad it’s you doing the action 😉

 

[LyraGardenia]

I coincidentally found this axolotl-related gem on Twitter tonight:

I love how I keep getting progressively younger.

Ask @cdoconn what happens when you protest. 😏

 

[LyraGardenia]

@PippyPony I got your message, I’m glad it’s you doing the action 😉

Ummm is this a rojo? This feels too dumb to be a rojo. (Not strategizing, just preserving in case he edits this out)

 

[cdo96]

I coincidentally found this axolotl-related gem on Twitter tonight:



Ask @cdoconn what happens when you protest. 😏

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omg I saw that on twitter too!
Also definitely do not recommend protesting about age. You end up an egg.
*******

 

[PippyPony]

Ummm is this a rojo? This feels too dumb to be a rojo. (Not strategizing, just preserving in case he edits this out)

Nope

See second sentence:

You must share at least one thing that you think will make @Melchizedek laugh before the close of lynch tomorrow, preferably on the thread. If it's a really good cut of meat that's best left private , PM it to me and I will send it to him instead.

It was a flavor of humor not fit for the eyes of younglings like AM. Only approved for drunk axolotls

 

[LyraGardenia]

*******
omg I saw that on twitter too!
Also definitely do not recommend protesting about age. You end up an egg.
*******

I just noticed you updated your blurb below your avatar, I'm sad "hover quickly" is gone. 😢

 

[cdo96]

I just noticed you updated your blurb below your avatar, I'm sad "hover quickly" is gone. 😢

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It’s in my signature!!
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[LyraGardenia]

Nope

See second sentence:


It was not fit for the eyes of younglings like AM

I saw that, but was thrown off by "you doing the action" sounding like game talk. Let's chalk it up to the fact that I'm very tired.

 

[capri1722]

You must share at least one thing that you think will make @Melchizedek laugh before the close of lynch tomorrow, preferably on the thread. If it's a really good cut of meat that's best left private , PM it to me and I will send it to him instead.

But wait, how will we know if we’ve succeeded? 😱

 

[vetmedhead]

Ummm is this a rojo? This feels too dumb to be a rojo. (Not strategizing, just preserving in case he edits this out)

Nah, I'm just trying to keep some of the saucier things from you saucy freaks off the thread 😉