ON CRONENBERG EARTH...
Well, last night on Arthricia's planet was definitely interesting. The "festival," as you learned, was really just an opportunity for the adorable cat people to go to town murdering each other. Rick says quite a few planets have a similar gimmick, although some are a little less subtle and just call it "murder night." Apparently it is great for repressed rage - but seriously, what the hell?
So everyone who had any reason to be outside last night - malignant or benign - dodged chain saws, hatchets, and even the occasional nunchuck. The cat people soon learned that this weird group of characters that had shown up in their home wasn't really feeling the festivity, so they eventually left ya'll alone for the evening.
Then, when everybody woke up in the morning, they were greeted by an even more grotesque sight. It seemed that once again the entire neighborhood had been transported, and while this looked like Earth... all of the neighbors were looking a bit
Cronenberg-y - even Mrs. Spencer's cat was looking quite bizarre, with a mouth on his tail and two extra heads. Still had the leash on, though.
"Yeess!
arghheeljak!" proclaimed one monster, shreds of his business suit barely hanging off his elongated, slimy body. His attempts at snapping his (now nonexistant) fingers were less than successful.
"My -
shreeeiiikkkk - maaaaaaan!" spoke another, body bizarrely sausaged in the middle by a leather mailman's bag. Thankfully, none of them seemed very aggressive, just very
very ugly.
When the remaining characters gathered in the morning, nobody seemed particularly perplexed by the change of scenery. Some seemed to really revel in it, actually. And once again, they found not a single person missing. Cool.
Nobody has died. Apparently you're just
all really bad at killing.
You know the drill -
It is now Day 10. Lynch will close at 9pm, or if there's a significant majority and a mod around.
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ROSTER
Harry Herpson High School
StartingoverVet
WildZoo
St. Equis Hospital
Stb1473
Cyndia
BLIPS AND CHIITTZZZ!
Mad Jack
LadyOtheFarm
Citadel of Ricks
Jilary
Touchpause13
Pluto
hedgiehog/Caiter92
LetItSnow
Anatomy Park
kcoughli
allieh8607
rockatiel
PrincessButterCup
Jerryboree!
Zensing
Hazelmoo
DEAD
SFSteph - Morty Jr.
Rogert - Scary Terry
Lupin - Tiny Rick
Finnickthedog - Summer
Dyachei - Morty
Caia - Arthricia
Aloha -
Tammy
Katashark - Mr. Poopy Butthole
Teepster87 -
Fart
DVMDream - Squanchy
Hayley - Tinkles
Flim Flam Man -
Unity
Devastating - Rick's Space Ship