MaWWke YoWWr OWWn WW - Game Thread

[WildZoo]

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I wonder how long that's been a thing. They didn't teach us this in moderator training. Only lame stuff like how to edit other people's posts :sadangry:

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I was monitoring my post count throughout Stardeww 2 with that thing to ensure I was maintaining a believable volume.

 

[Santygrass]

I was monitoring my post count throughout Stardeww 2 with that thing to ensure I was maintaining a believable volume.

What even is a believable volume?

 

[supershorty]

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Omg it’s not even that many, clam down
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[JaggedJimmyJay]

What even is a believable volume?

For me? Well the real answer is [redacted], but it's less important to mimic true volume than to look like you're mimicking true volume. So for me, in an ordinary game with at least 10 players and 2-3 days alive, that's like 300 posts minimum.

 

[NateTheLesser]

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Omg it’s not even that many, clam down
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How many is not many

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Now, volume-based reads are inherently less critical here given that there is no readily-accessible list of post counts. It can still be found by counting ISO pages (of other people), but that's only something people will bother doing if they sense inappropriate volume. So in that game, I was conscious of how present I seemed to be and monitored my post count enough that someone checking on mine would find a big ass pile of posts, even if not necessarily the most posts. I have to be more careful when the forum shows post counts though.

 

[supershorty]

How many is not many

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That’s nunya bizness
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[NateTheLesser]

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That’s nunya bizness
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Wolfy deflection

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I know how many posts shorty has. Neener neener.

 

[supershorty]

Wolfy deflection

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Yes well I am a jester after all
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[supershorty]

I know how many posts shorty has. Neener neener.

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Jay counted them one by one with an abacus
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[JaggedJimmyJay]

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Jay counted them one by one with an abacus
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I just paid my girl Xenforo a visit and she told me everything I wanted to know.

 

[NateTheLesser]

I just paid my girl Xenforo a visit and she told me everything I wanted to know.

Asked your shawty about shorty

 

[supershorty]

Asked your shawty about shorty

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The long and short of it is I had an appropriate number of posts, and if it tells you otherwise, it’s Boquise’s fault
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[JaggedJimmyJay]

Asked your shawty about shorty

Nice! I always wanted to make a shawty shorty joke but it always seemed too crass. You have done it.

 

[NateTheLesser]

Nice! I always wanted to make a shawty shorty joke but it always seemed too crass. You have done it.

That's an odd desire but I respect it

 

[Boquise]

who should I kill tn? 🙂

Me tbh
Take this muppety body and rip off the stocking tbh

 

[Boquise]

I think it's one thing to push someone. But to be called scum over and over and saying you want me dead, over and over and over and over and over and over, yes it's a game but eventually it starts to feel bad.

Ik the feel, like being repeatedly slammed and asked about why you- *shot*

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Hi Boq, how's it going

 

[Boquise]

I guess I shouldn't have taunted Boq

Wait
Did I actually accomplish something tbh

 

[Boquise]

Hi Boq, how's it going

I'm tired and angry at having to be awake tbh
How about you

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I'm tired and angry at having to be awake tbh
How about you

Pretty tired myself. It's likely a less miserable time of day here though.

 

[Boquise]

Pretty tired myself. It's likely a less miserable time of day here though.

That sounds neater
Mondays are my worst days, and yesterday I went to bed at 9 pm because I was destroyed. I still feel destroyed smh

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Perhaps the best shot for @sheltermed would be PSV? Lemme know how you feel about that, shelter.

Sorry P-shelty, it's just kind of where we sit.

Um, ouch. Ok

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Um, ouch. Ok

It's nothing personal my friend. It's more of a dartboard toss. "If there is another anti-town role in the game after sheltermed, who is most likely to be the one?" -- I opted for you, only because of your chilled out lowkey approach. You're probably town.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

If he said he was “SK back up but it’s expired” would you have believed him?

I mean, it actually would've helped me believe why he didn't out her but it doesn't matter now

 

[WildZoo]

Wait
Did I actually accomplish something tbh

Idk tbh but if my death is announced it's your fault

 

[NateTheLesser]

Um, ouch. Ok

Maybe you'll blow her up and save us the formality of yeeting her. That'd be fun.

 

[WildZoo]

What if it was samac the whole time

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

What if it was samac the whole time

What if it was WildZoo the whole time

 

[potentialsheltervet]

It's nothing personal my friend. It's more of a dartboard toss. "If there is another anti-town role in the game after sheltermed, who is most likely to be the one?" -- I opted for you, only because of your chilled out lowkey approach. You're probably town.

I am in fact town and I taste like sugar! And bombs

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Maybe you'll blow her up and save us the formality of yeeting her. That'd be fun.

I honestly have no idea if I'm explosive or not. It's a mystery.

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Calvin, famous for 1990s comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, had a favorite cereal: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. Perhaps that's what PSV has eaten. I am sure they cause a tummy ache. Just ask mom.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Calvin, famous for 1990s comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, had a favorite cereal: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. Perhaps that's what PSV has eaten. I am sure they cause a tummy ache. Just ask mom.

Nah, it was definitely count chocula shaped like grenades

 

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I wonder if I should introduce SDN friends to Drawception. It might be fun to do private Drawception games.

 

[NateTheLesser]

SDN games are basically Calvinball

 

[Boquise]

Idk tbh but if my death is announced it's your fault

Yesssssssssssssssss

 

[supershorty]

I honestly have no idea if I'm explosive or not. It's a mystery.

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@Zenge142 has a history of testing WW bombs, maybe he should find out 💣
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[Animal Midwife]

I wonder if I should introduce SDN friends to Drawception. It might be fun to do private Drawception games.

I believe I tried that once and got stressed out by the time limit but iirc others enjoyed it.

 

[Boquise]

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The long and short of it is I had an appropriate number of posts, and if it tells you otherwise, it’s Boquise’s fault
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Look, I know I'm a muppet, but you can't just blame all your shortcomings on me tbh, that's muppism smh

 

[Boquise]

SDN games are basically Calvinball

Everything makes sense now

 

[supershorty]

Look, I know I'm a muppet, but you can't just blame all your shortcomings on me tbh, that's muppism smh

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You blame yours on me 😡
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[Boquise]

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You blame yours on me 😡
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What seems to be the problem, m'am

 

[Boquise]

I don't have any shortcomings
Because I'm not short

I have tallcomings
And I don't think you can reach those tbh

 

[supershorty]

I don't have any shortcomings
Because I'm not short

I have tallcomings
And I don't think you can reach those tbh

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I angery reacted this but also giggled tbqh
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[supershorty]

I'm tired and angry at having to be awake tbh
How about you

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Go to bed
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[WildZoo]

What if it was WildZoo the whole time

I already told you I'm the alpha

 

[WildZoo]

I wonder if I should introduce SDN friends to Drawception. It might be fun to do private Drawception games.

What's Drawception?

 

[Boquise]

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Go to bed
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Shorty literally wants me to skip work tbh