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Well, to keep everyone informed, I sent in an update letter with my last semester's grades combined with a brief paragraph of LOI-type material and never got a response, a first from this school. It appears as though I have failed in securing an interview at my one and only, an unrequited love worthy of violently throwing oneself to the floor amidst merciless wailing and writhing, a predicament that inevitably ends with one lying pretzel style, half in and out of some random person's closet at the butt of an empty bottle of the cheapest and highest proof spirits one can find, awakened only by the smell of the miniature pincher's tongue slapping against your fetid and debauchery weathered face. *sigh* C'est la vie...c'est la vie.
Adieu.
Haha, I read this and literally imagined a person withering on the floor and such. You should definitely be a novelist! As an aside, I'm sorry Guero. 🙁 I know how much you love UCLA/Drew. I will say that we are coming off of a holiday, and Drew is a small program, so maybe they haven't gotten back to you yet. And unfortunately, none of us know whether or not they set invites for February (since no one has posted regarding February interviews) and it's possible they haven't. As you can tell, I don't want you to give up!