GGoats ThWWee: Here It GGoats Again - GAME THREAD

[supershorty]

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I didn't know it was locked!

yes, and then you inspired me and I locked it to kill you!

 

[WildZoo]

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I guess I should be posting in stars, RIP Dubz
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[supershorty]

Anyway, you may now commence talking until I finish writing the flavor.

 

[KayJayQueue]

Did someone actually die?

 

[KayJayQueue]

Why did someone die if we were just electing a mayor? Did I miss it in the first few game posts? I don’t get it.

 

[Zenge142]

thanks fruit, now we die

Not with that attitude!

Wait… 🤔

 

[fruitsalad]

wait am i alive

 

[vampyrica]

so what just happened?

 

[WildZoo]

Why did someone die if we were just electing a mayor? Did I miss it in the first few game posts? I don’t get it.

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Well the rules about ties leading to big death didn't specifically say they only applied to elimination votes

I might be dead but we won't know for sure until the writeup is posted!
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[KayJayQueue]

so what just happened?

I have no idea. I hope you’re mayor? Do we get to know Dubz’ alignment?

 

[fruitsalad]

Dead is...

Spoiler

@WildZoo, a political anarchist, and a

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absolute hater of mayoral vote ties

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Well there’s this

 

[fruitsalad]

But i don’t know if it’s real

 

[KayJayQueue]

I was really excited to play with WildZoo after all the fun mod threads when they were modding games I was going crazy in. That kinda sucks. Unless they’re scum.

 

[GreedyBanger]

I for one support all the decisions of our vengeful and flippant mod team and wish them long happy lives of not murdering me

 

[WildZoo]

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For the record I'm probably not actually dead given that the stated role doesn't match my role PM, but you can never be too careful when dealing with ties in a shorty game!
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[KayJayQueue]

What

 

[supershorty]

ok time to get serious as soon as the flavor gets the blessing from SAR

 

[supershorty]

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For the record I'm probably not actually dead given that the stated role doesn't match my role PM, but you can never be too careful when dealing with ties in a shorty game!
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smh imagine me killing someone without giving them a glorious writeup, I'm better than that.

 

[WildZoo]

Spoiler: I found the game where I died in the mayor vote

Thread 'KD & KB WW Safari Adventure - Sign-Ups and Game Thread'

Apr 15, 2018

Come One, Come All to the KD & KB WW Safari Adventure

Brought to you by @kaydubs and myself
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Deadlines have not been discussed yet but I'm guessing they'll be something like lynch close 10pm EST and night close 6am EST. Possibly negotiable if you send enough yummy goodies our way 🙂

No minimum post requirement. But we will expect you to have good participation if you sign-up

Game starting Tuesday. Earlier if we get enough players and have everything ready

So tag your friends to join you on this...

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[WildZoo]

smh imagine me killing someone without giving them a glorious writeup, I'm better than that.

Oh this reminds me I have a champs writeup to post whoops

 

[supershorty]

SAR is typing...

 

[WildZoo]

I was really excited to play with WildZoo after all the fun mod threads when they were modding games I was going crazy in. That kinda sucks. Unless they’re scum.

This is sweet <3

But also you should be excited to play with Scum!Dubz too! She's a riot!

 

[supershorty]

Day 0

In the quaint and perpetually windswept village of Gruffendale, high in the craggy hills where the fog hugged the ground, two goats stood hoof-to-hoof in a mayoral showdown that gripped the hearts, and social feeds, of every citizen.

One goat wore black. Always black. Even her horns had been polished with charcoal and adorned with tiny silver rings she claimed symbolized “the burden of truth.” She never smiled. Her campaign posters featured fog, graveyards, and the phrase: "We Are All Just Temporary Grass." At town halls, she spoke in soft, haunted tones about existential dread, tax reform, and the need for more shaded resting areas where goats could ponder life’s futility.

The other goat was chaos incarnate. She spoke in hashtags, moved like a whirlwind, and had a bleat that could go viral. Her platform? Pure digital adrenaline. She promised to make Gruffendale the meme capital of the countryside. She didn’t talk about policy so much as vibe. Her followers wore ironic sunglasses and carried tiny phones in hoof holsters. Her campaign slogan: "Doe-'nt Let Your Guard Down, You Won’t Believe What’s Next 🐐🔥💯."

The very large village of Gruffendale was torn.

The older goats felt seen by the goth’s deep, brooding presence. She understood the ache of chewing cud in a meaningless world. Meanwhile, the younger goats—especially the spring-born—flocked to the meme goat’s rallies, which always ended in choreographed dances and at least one spontaneous flash mob set to electro-folk music.

Debates were held in the old barn. One ended with a black rose dramatically thrown into a pile of hay. Another concluded with a TikTok dance that accidentally set off the weather vane alarm system. Tensions rose. Campaign posters were bleated over, graffiti read things like “Bleat Goth, Bleat Bold,” and “Meme or Dream?”

Election Day came on a wind-swept Wednesday. The ballot boxes - fashioned from old apple crates - filled to the brim. Hours passed. The Owl Notary (sworn in last spring after a brief worm scandal) cleared his throat, flapped his wings, and delivered the verdict.

“A tie,” he croaked. “Exactly. Six votes each.”

The silence that followed was eerie. Then, a lone kid in the back bleated, “Let them both run it!”

A murmur swept through the crowd. Could it work?

The goth goat simply nodded, whispering something about duality. The meme goat did a dramatic cartwheel, then posted a blurry selfie captioned: “CO-MAYORS BAYBEE 🖤✨🐐.” It got 17,000 likes before she even left the stage.

Thus began a strange and surprisingly functional era in Gruffendale. By day, motivational memes lined the fences. By night, candlelit poetry readings echoed in the fields.

It almost felt ... too pure.
The kind of good that would make a skeptic pause and go "is this really the life we're leading?"

It was weird.
It was wonderful.
It was Gruffendale.


Congratulations to your newly elected co-mayors, vampy and mkg!​

 

[supershorty]

Being mayor is not an office that comes without responsibilities. You will be contacted shortly with your mayoral duties. Failure to fulfill them will result in something painful. Feeling cute, might kill people, idk.

 

[supershorty]

15 players remain.

1.) @Zenge142
2.) @genny
3.) @mkg323
4.) @Clem J
5.) @potentialsheltervet
6.) @vampyrica
7.) @WildZoo
8.) @madrigal01
9.) @fruitsalad
10.) @KayJayQueue
11.) @GreedyBanger
12.) @ClinicalABA
13.) @beans2020
14.) @Sakuraaa
15.) @Lissarae06

Subs:
@Animal Midwife
@samac

Tots:
@JaggedJimmyJay
@kaydubs
@Dinashadow
@Barkley13
@oliversacks4thewin
@chicandtoughness

It is now Night 0. Night closes on 6/12 at 9 PM EDT (10 PM Mermaidland/8 PM CDT/6 PM PDT).​

 

[supershorty]

@ClinicalABA, do not zero-post again or ~things~ will happen.​

 

[supershorty]

This gif was used in the original GGoats and possibly also in ShWWenaniggoats.

 

[SARdoghandler]

This gif was used in the original GGoats and possibly also in ShWWenaniggoats.

As is tradition!

 

[WildZoo]

Wow I'm not dead! This is the best possible outcome of the day!

 

[supershorty]

Fun fact: in GGoats 2, after the mayoral vote tie, I Big Dethed all the mods!

 

[WildZoo]

Wow I'm not dead! This is the best possible outcome of the day!

These were unrelated statements tbh, the best outcome bit was referring to our co-modsmayors

 

[WildZoo]

Ahem back on topic for a minute

Indeed

You can't just pull quotes like they mean something and not actually say what you're thinking 🧐

 

[KayJayQueue]

Wow I'm not dead! This is the best possible outcome of the day!

That was a very confusing ~hour of my mafia-playing life.

 

[vampyrica]

These were unrelated statements tbh, the best outcome bit was referring to our co-modsmayors

this will never die 😭😭😭

 

[supershorty]

It will be helpful for SAR if you guys can submit your actions by 8 PM tomorrow to give time for action processing. However, given that we didn't tell you that, no one will be smited or anything if you submit your actions by 9 PM. It just may delay day opening depending on how much processing is required.

If we find it is markedly delayed, we'll institute an action cut-off time for future cycles!

 

[mkg323]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Relevant

 

[mkg323]

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the pictures are amazing, I almost picked him for my pfp

 

[KayJayQueue]

Sooooo now what

 

[beans2020]

Now we wait
For what I can't say

 

[genny]

Now we wait
For what I can't say

Probably for someone to die

 

[Clem J]

Ahem back on topic for a minute

You can't just pull quotes like they mean something and not actually say what you're thinking 🧐

Can't he?

 

[Clem J]

Sooooo now what

 

[WildZoo]

Can't he?

Not without me bugging him about it

 

[Zenge142]

Honestly we should have all self voted. Then everyone ties.

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[KayJayQueue]

Honestly we should have all self voted. Then everyone ties.

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But I don’t want to be mayor lol

 

[Zenge142]

But I don’t want to be mayor lol

Well prepare to be disappointed then…

 

[vampyrica]

i forget how funny zoolander is. it gets funnier and funnier every year i watch it

 

[WildZoo]

Honestly we should have all self voted. Then everyone ties.

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Wasn't this meme posted already or am I losing my mind

 

[Zenge142]

Wasn't this meme posted already or am I losing my mind

You’re implying that the meme being posted already and you losing your mind are mutually exclusive.

Interesting…