GGoats ThWWee: Here It GGoats Again - GAME THREAD

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Why did someone die if we were just electing a mayor? Did I miss it in the first few game posts? I don’t get it.
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Well the rules about ties leading to big death didn't specifically say they only applied to elimination votes

I might be dead but we won't know for sure until the writeup is posted!
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For the record I'm probably not actually dead given that the stated role doesn't match my role PM, but you can never be too careful when dealing with ties in a shorty game!
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smh imagine me killing someone without giving them a glorious writeup, I'm better than that.
 
 
I was really excited to play with WildZoo after all the fun mod threads when they were modding games I was going crazy in. That kinda sucks. Unless they’re scum.
This is sweet <3

But also you should be excited to play with Scum!Dubz too! She's a riot!
 
Day 0

Goats GIFs | Tenor


In the quaint and perpetually windswept village of Gruffendale, high in the craggy hills where the fog hugged the ground, two goats stood hoof-to-hoof in a mayoral showdown that gripped the hearts, and social feeds, of every citizen.

One goat wore black. Always black. Even her horns had been polished with charcoal and adorned with tiny silver rings she claimed symbolized “the burden of truth.” She never smiled. Her campaign posters featured fog, graveyards, and the phrase: "We Are All Just Temporary Grass." At town halls, she spoke in soft, haunted tones about existential dread, tax reform, and the need for more shaded resting areas where goats could ponder life’s futility.

The other goat was chaos incarnate. She spoke in hashtags, moved like a whirlwind, and had a bleat that could go viral. Her platform? Pure digital adrenaline. She promised to make Gruffendale the meme capital of the countryside. She didn’t talk about policy so much as vibe. Her followers wore ironic sunglasses and carried tiny phones in hoof holsters. Her campaign slogan: "Doe-'nt Let Your Guard Down, You Won’t Believe What’s Next 🐐🔥💯."

The very large village of Gruffendale was torn.

The older goats felt seen by the goth’s deep, brooding presence. She understood the ache of chewing cud in a meaningless world. Meanwhile, the younger goats—especially the spring-born—flocked to the meme goat’s rallies, which always ended in choreographed dances and at least one spontaneous flash mob set to electro-folk music.

Debates were held in the old barn. One ended with a black rose dramatically thrown into a pile of hay. Another concluded with a TikTok dance that accidentally set off the weather vane alarm system. Tensions rose. Campaign posters were bleated over, graffiti read things like “Bleat Goth, Bleat Bold,” and “Meme or Dream?”

Election Day came on a wind-swept Wednesday. The ballot boxes - fashioned from old apple crates - filled to the brim. Hours passed. The Owl Notary (sworn in last spring after a brief worm scandal) cleared his throat, flapped his wings, and delivered the verdict.

“A tie,” he croaked. “Exactly. Six votes each.”

The silence that followed was eerie. Then, a lone kid in the back bleated, “Let them both run it!”

A murmur swept through the crowd. Could it work?

The goth goat simply nodded, whispering something about duality. The meme goat did a dramatic cartwheel, then posted a blurry selfie captioned: “CO-MAYORS BAYBEE 🖤✨🐐.” It got 17,000 likes before she even left the stage.

Thus began a strange and surprisingly functional era in Gruffendale. By day, motivational memes lined the fences. By night, candlelit poetry readings echoed in the fields.

It almost felt ... too pure.
The kind of good that would make a skeptic pause and go "is this really the life we're leading?"

It was weird.
It was wonderful.
It was Gruffendale.


Congratulations to your newly elected co-mayors, vampy and mkg!
 
It will be helpful for SAR if you guys can submit your actions by 8 PM tomorrow to give time for action processing. However, given that we didn't tell you that, no one will be smited or anything if you submit your actions by 9 PM. It just may delay day opening depending on how much processing is required.

If we find it is markedly delayed, we'll institute an action cut-off time for future cycles!
 
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