Day 5
You never know when you might be trapped in your car under 12 feet of snow and need to survive off of salsa/ketchup/mayo and half-empty bottles of flat soda. Those picante packets will keep you alive when the going gets tough...right?
Unfortunately, as you may have learned today, Pippy is potentially not the best guide when it comes to emergency preparedness and wilderness survival strategies. According to the article linked by
@alissa14 , "Though tasty, Taco Bell's hot sauces are calorie free." Added a health expert: '"From a metabolic point of view, five days is not life-threatening for calories,' noting that humans can live between three to eight weeks without eating anything. 'And while 'hot' sauce sounds like it could somehow raise his body temperature, this is not true,' she added."
The same cannot be said for WW, which experts recommend consuming at a more regular rate. We spoke with some players who recently feared they might run out of the precious commodity over the winter months.
"I'm used to WWing daily. When I heard there might be a shortage, I ran to the nearest signup thread," said
@mizchiefmanaged
"I thought I had adjusted to not having a taste of WW every day, but man, it tastes so good when it hits your lips," extolled
@johnnaboo
"You can't believe how
alive it makes you feel -- I didn't know what I was missing, even though I'm dead!" exclaimed
@alissa14
We tried to reach other players for comment, but apparently they all went to seek alternate sources of the essential nutrient, and could not be located. Unconfirmed reports have been received of large crowds of zombies heading towards the equator, while there is some suspicion that a smaller group has been spotted frequenting a known WW underground site known as "MU." It was unclear, however, whether anyone had successfully located a consistent source of WW.
Oh, and
Dead is @alissa14 , miscellaneous salsa packets - 1x deathproof wolf
VILLAGE WINS!
Roster
3.
@mizchiefmanaged - bivy sack, vanillager
5.
@johnnaboo - sharp half-serrated survival knife, vanillager
...LOL, @SARdoghandler 's real survival implements survived 
Headed South
7. @genny - mish balaq, vanillager
11. @mmmdreamerz - bean boot, vanillager
8. @Stroganoff - envirologs, vanillager
4. @BigCats - thermostat,
N1-3 village jailer
9. @Ms Procrastinator - car heat seat, vanillager
6. @vetmedhead - pet-safe ice melt,
vanilla wolf
1. @Animal Midwife - fleece-lined leggings, vanillager
10. @muttmanager - chapstick, vanillager
2. @alissa14 - miscellaneous salsa packets,
1x deathproof wolf
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
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TOCs now updated in the game start post
