Just making it awesome for you DVM. Also IT had to do some stuff on my comp for 15 minutes of the hour this took.
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It is a sad and lonely life that
DVM leads. Being the pusher of people, she spends all day moving them about. Moving them to and fro. Preventing the various villains of this world from reaching the immobile meme. It is the lonely duty that she had chosen for herself. Moving, moving, moving. It is in her map room, where she plans all of the moves that we find our subject.
Packen,
Swings and
Orcagirl burst into the room, the harsh light from the open door shines into the dark and dusty map room.
DVM shields her eyes so as to see the three "visitors" through the bright gradient of light. She slowly approaches them and offers them to sit and stay a while.
Orcagirl initially walks forward towards a chair to accept the offer and makes it half way across the room before
Packen puts an arm onto her shoulder to stop
Orca and adds "remember what we are here for?" "Oh yes… oops" replies
Orcagirl. She then straightens up and announces, to no one in particular "We are here to arrest
DVM and bring her to justice for potential corruption of data".
Orca then, as
orca does, starts meandering around the map room aimlessly.
DVM looks taken aback and adds "and on what grounds are you to judge me?" But
swings pipes in immediately "On my grounds. I've authorized this trial. As well all agree, judges must be accountable to the judged. I may not be a judge anymore, but I have gotten permission from
Lissarae to have one last trial. I'll be presiding at yours. If you could come quietly".
DVM doesn't say a word. She just glares at
Swings and starts walking towards the three of them. But
swings puts a hand up to stop her. "You know the rules, you have to be bound. We've had enough fugitives".
DVM sighs and puts her hands out, wanting to get this over with already. "I've told you a million times I'm push it over there Patrick".
Packen nods and says "we know. We know. This will just be a formality.
Orca, do you have the rope?".
Orca looks around perplexed. She then shrugs and goes "I think I put it down somewhere while you were all talking. Hold up I'll find it." And with that
Orca begins searching, starting at the far corner of the room.
Swings and
Packen just shake their head at
Orca's airheadedness.
DVM impatiently yells "I want to cooperate, but you're taking so damn long. Look where you've actually been
Orca! Where you have actually been. You haven't even been in that corner!"
Orca laughs out loud and says "Well I remember that I left it by a globe…" All three meme's by the front door quietly acknowledge the stupidity of that statement in a room full of globes.
Orca doesn't miss a beat and keeps talking "… and it seems that the best way to remember which globe is just to start in a corner and move every single globe until I find out which one I left it by." Suddenly
DVM's eyes go wide. "WAIT. No. I can find it for you! I'll do it!" But
packen and
Swings grip onto his shoulders and hold him in one place with a firm one handed grip each.
DVM is suddenly sweating profusely as
Orca walks past a globe in the other corner of the room and proceeds to aimlessly spin it as she walks by it. A very loud <Click> is heard coming from the book case a few feet from the globe and it shifts an inch.
Packen and
Swings both grab
DVM tightly by the arms now, aware that something is deeply wrong. They yell to
Orca to check out the secret door, but
Orca doesn't even need to do so. Due to the weight behind it, the door revolves on its own within a second or two and the heavily lacerated and mauled body of
Tropical Tucan falls out. Every part of his body cut to shreds except for James Van Der Beek's perfect face.
Packen and
Swings collectively tackle
DVM to the ground at which point
Swings yells "what is the meaning of this??!! Why did you do this??!!" To which
DVM simply begins laughing a deep, glitchy laugh. Why it's quite simple, I decided to be push it over there Patrick… and this was my plan:
Suddenly
DVM's body starts to shimmer and flicker between different shapes and consistency which freaks the memes holding her down enough to let go of her rapidly modifying arms. Which is exactly what
DVM needed, she rolls onto her back and unleashes a powerful force that launches both
Packen and
Swings into the air, where they hit the ceiling and then fall limply to the ground. The lay there moaning as fully viral
DVM rises and looks at
Orcagirl. "Go away you little snoop. Those are my maps!" In anger
DVM swings her arm and a globe goes flying at
Orcagirl's head. She ducks it narrowly as it crashes into the wall and busts open. Two more arm swings send a second globe flying perilously close to
Orca's head again, and a large painting of the internet circa 1999 flying off the wall, which does clip
orca in the shoulder, sending her spinning out and falling to the ground favoring her shoulder.
DVM moves closer to
Orca who looks up at the glitch villain and
DVM throws an uppercut at the air which, from feet away, hits
orca with some invisible force and launches her into the hiding cove where
Tropictuco's body was hidden until a few minutes ago.
Orca can be heard groaning after she crashes into a backwall somewhere in that hidden room.
DVM turns rapidly and holds out an outstretched palm.
Swings, who tried to sneak up on
DVM is launched straight backwards and pinned to a wall with her arms and legs splayed. But with her attention finally fully focused in the wrong direction,
DVM cannot stop
Packen from leaping onto her back and wailing down with punches.
DVM falls to a knee as the blows come, her broken focus causing
Swings to be released from her pinning force, but it doesn't last for long as
DVM shimmers for a second and then a wave of energy blows
packen off of her, blows swings back into the wall again, blows all loose objects such as the various chairs and globes back against the walls and shatters the glass over a few of the wall-mounted prints.
DVM just begins laughing loudly. She twists her wrist and sends a giant pile of debris from the last action across the ground and onto
Packen, effectively trapping
packen behind a mountain of broken wood and metal. She then slowly clomps over to where Swings lay, slowly trying to get up, but clearly very dazed and confused. She holds her arm out and begins to raise
swings up by, what must be, a telekentic force to her neck from the way
swings is gagging and grasping at her neck. She raises
swings to eye level, which given the size of this new viral form, is over a foot off of the ground for
swings. She then says "You… all of you… must be purged… for the systems… for the world… to be ours." A voice behind
DVM then says "excuse me?"
DVM swings around angry that someone would disturb her dramatic speech. She sees
orcagirl standing in front of her with something clenched in her fist.
Orcagirl, seeing she has
DVM's attention says "Excuse me, but you forgot something."
DVM angrily yells "What!".
Orcagirl takes a deep breath but doesn't say anything. She just blows really hard onto her hand, which opens as she does it. A plume of white powder flies up towards the area where
DVM's head roughly is. The scream of pain from
DVM is both high and low pitched, which was quite jarring. The virus begins to stagger away blindly as it just got a faceful of
LIS's DDoS attack powder.
DVM begins coughing. Coughing. Gagging. Gasping.
DVM falls to the ground, shaking from the coughing and letting out inhuman (and inmeme) moans.
Orcagirl doesn't miss an opportunity for fun and pulls out a little knife from inside of her meme clothes.
DVM who is down on all fours is suddenly straddled by
orcagirl who begins stabbing. And stabbing. And stabbing. Laughing gleefully the whole time like a child who was just left unattended in a candy store. She continues stabbing long after the glitching beast underneath her has quit its death moans. She continues stabbing until
Swings finally pulls her off and they both agree to try to unbury
Packen from under all of the debris.
Perhaps, finally, there can be peace in our time. Perhaps finally the viral assault is over and memes can live in peace. Perhaps.
You have successfully lynched DVMDream, the rootkit virus, able to move other players freely to and from the domain it was infecting due to its telekinetic powers
No memorium for viral scum!
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Day over. Night begins. Deadline around 8pm. That's right. The game continues.
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Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
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SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus
Dyachei - Insanity Wolf
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FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
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FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
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KP - Pedobear, Basement Cat
WolfSpeaker - High Expectations Asian Father
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