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I worked too hard on the write up to not post it, so here's what it would have been.
You're only human! You deserve every kindness.Hi all,
The game is ending at complete fault of my own. I made a game breaking mistake so utmost apologies to all of the players.
And even more humble apologies to my co-mods who were beyond stoked for this theme, this game, and all of the energy and creativity that went into this game. They are being incredibly kind despite me being such an idiot.
As much I love modding, I think this is a sign that I should take a permanent hiatus. I'll be around in the background (maybe) but I feel so unbelievably awful.
Wholly understood if you're upset that I've ended the game prematurely. Words cannot express how sorry I am.
-kd
I TOLD YOU GUYS THEY WERE GONNA KILL MENight 3
Mod/editor note: things in this writeup are out of chronological order with the show because the game trigger for The Bad Place occurred prior to when we expected it to, and the writeups were somewhat pre-planned. There is no significance to the chronologic discordance.
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The day before was exhilarating, and many of the members of The Good Place (now widely understood to be The Bad Place) were buzzing like busy little bees thinking about how to proceed. Some of them still didn't know what to make of Janet - she'd never been the same after rebooting, and she seemed like she couldn't help them anymore, though she had an admirable collection of cacti to give people when they asked for anything that ... wasn't a cactus. No one had tried asking her for a cactus, but they had reason to think they would receive a cactus.
Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason still couldn't quite believe that they were in The Bad Place. They had believed that they deserved to be in The Good Place, in some of their cases, and in others, they felt like this was the ethical quandary of getting a mistakenly higher score on a test and not telling the teacher so they got to keep the grade - and those two would definitely not tell, unlike Chidi, who would feel compelled to and be further pressed by the pain in his stomach if he didn't. But it did make sense. After all, not much good had happened here, for a supposed good place. They hoped their fortunes were changing.
And it seemed like they were! Flying lessons were tomorrow!! How cool!
Overnight, the sounds of thunder and flickers of lightning awoke some of the residents. They didn't hear the gentle pitter-patter of raindrops on rooftops, though. When they peeked out their windows, they saw trash falling from the sky and piling up on the ground. Eugh! What on earth?
well, they weren't on earth anymore, they were in the afterlife, but "what in the afterlife" isn't a well-accepted phrase, and they were still adjusting to the transition of being alive, but not alive.
Eleanor stared at the trash. She just knew that somehow, Chidi was going to make this into a boring lecture on ethics, and she was going to do her best, but he just droned on sometimes, and how could anyone stay focused?
The night was a strange one. Some found themselves surprised by things that happened, even their own actions. Some laughed. Others wrung their hands in frustration and screamed to the heavens, and their screams were almost powerful enough for the heavens to hear them, even from The Bad Place.
In the morning, there were papers scattered everywhere - but was it from the trash, or from something else? They seemed more concentrated outside a particular house, and the curious residents who investigated found a horrifying sight on the doorstep.
DEAD IS...
thank you.You're only human! You deserve every kindness.
She doesYou're only human! You deserve every kindness.
R u sureI had the bad demons locked tho you were going downnnnn
stupid wolves, killing us demons 😡
Nibbling?Okay, what I want to know now that game is over is where my human nibbling buddy is at
Nibbling?
I sure did jvsjacsicsjscR u sure
Xxx kills Dubz
Xxx gleans genny
Xxx redirects fynn to spurs
Samac burns kitz
Oh wow you even had SpursI sure did jvsjacsicsjsc
thought fynn was a seer so turned her to spurs
You mean humans!stupid wolves, killing us demons 😡
joke's on you, i was protecting kitz last nightI sure did jvsjacsicsjsc
thought fynn was a seer so turned her to spurs
He felt like his stepmom thread had changed. We also just got our last in the previous cycleOh wow you even had Spurs
Jesus
He literally only joined us yesterday
WOLFY WOLFY WOLFYYou mean humans!
Or jailing her? Ljoke's on you, i was protecting kitz last night
HUMANSWOLFY WOLFY WOLFY
I KNEW YOU WERE THE FARTER!joke's on you, i was protecting kitz last night
Well our wincon was to kill you so from my perspective you're WOLFY!HUMANS
OUR WIN CON WAS WITH YOU ALL NOT VILLAGE

Exactly! We just had to yeet 4 of you and we would have been in the Good Place!HUMANS
OUR WIN CON WAS WITH YOU ALL NOT VILLAGE
OURS WAS TO KILL YOU SO YOURE WOLFYWell our wincon was to kill you so from my perspective you're WOLFY!
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PSV was us before I was there. The bad demons killed youthen who killed psv and me? 🥺
PSV was us humans. You were done in by the Bad Place demonsthen who killed psv and me? 🥺
they killed psv, i killed you.then who killed psv and me? 🥺
We'd decided you were one of the humans and genny said you were probably Jason and then Spurs and I got distracted thinking you were MindyOURS WAS TO KILL YOU SO YOURE WOLFY
I figured you were likely one in the back and forth about the mechanics I was like oh okay I know more than I’m letting on and so does she
i just post something snake related 5 times each day i’m aliveSo if humans and Bad Place demons were out to get to each other, what was the wincon for Good Place demons? Was it literally just survive till the end? Or did each of them have their own wincon?

I WANTED YOU TO THINK I WAS MINDY. I knew I was forked anyway so the longer I can make it the better it is.We'd decided you were one of the humans and genny said you were probably Jason and then Spurs and I got distracted thinking you were Mindy
But then I remembered your ability like an hour ago and was thinking that didn't make sense for Mindy
Doesn't matter though, you figured us out a lot faster than we figured y'all out. We figured CG today (I assume that was correct) but otherwise still hadn't ruled out that many people.
I did like that!I guess the plus side of y'all building up more slowly is there's less time to be sketchy![]()
I had to send the mods a funny voice memo each night.So if humans and Bad Place demons were out to get to each other, what was the wincon for Good Place demons? Was it literally just survive till the end? Or did each of them have their own wincon?
Wow, gee what gave me away? I thought I was doing a great job blending in lolWe'd decided you were one of the humans and genny said you were probably Jason and then Spurs and I got distracted thinking you were Mindy
But then I remembered your ability like an hour ago and was thinking that didn't make sense for Mindy
Doesn't matter though, you figured us out a lot faster than we figured y'all out. We figured CG today (I assume that was correct) but otherwise still hadn't ruled out that many people.
I legit do think they would get points based on how many win cons they fulfilled. I think I figured the whole thing out and added Mindy.So if humans and Bad Place demons were out to get to each other, what was the wincon for Good Place demons? Was it literally just survive till the end? Or did each of them have their own wincon?
The post where you implied meeting village wincons was optionalWow, gee what gave me away? I thought I was doing a great job blending in lol
yeah, you tried this on Clem, and then very nicely told us you did that. remember?The burn had the chance to take away her ability lol
