MuaHAhahahahaHA!!
My I'm in a dark mood now. . .
Congratulations on finishing the MCAT enjoy a brief break because- HEY! It's really not over! =^)
You now get to: finish those personal statements up! Fill out the AMCAS Primary! Sit and feel nervous and agonize until you get your first Secondary App! WooWhooo! HOoray! ;-)
Then you get the 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th! And they only give you two weeks to do them!
MuahAhHAHAHAHAHahahHAHAha
=^0
But now, you're getting good at secondaries, you can even cut and paste your 'What was your greatest ethical dilemna and how did you resolve it-essay' from the skeletons of essays past. (BTW They don't wanna know about cheating in class or anything trite)
Okay, a few months has passed, NOW YOU GET AN INTERVIEW! HOooRay! But its on the other side of the continent in city X.
Who cares! You charge the cost to your credit card You're going to be a Doctor!! Then another school in city X offers you an interview. . . BUT NO MATTER WHAT You can only have that interview 2 WEEKS AFTER your first interview in city X! Oh well. . . Guess you'll have to charge another ticket! What, Can't stay for 5 days or over a Saturday?? Miss too much work/school ?? Guess you'll just have to pay an extra several hundred dollars! And hope someone takes good notes for you!
But that's okay, because now you're beginning to see the writing on the wall.
It says "Get More Credit Cards"
:^!
So you do.
:^/
OH! Do you own a suit? Tie? Shoes, Belt, Shirt, (spare shirt), and a Buckle? (Remember can't be too conservative ;-) (Ladies, business suit is still the way to go IMHO)
mUAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaHA!
cha-ching! $$$ =^)
And then YOU WAIT
AND WONDER!
What will I be for the rest of my life?
(Sure, you've thought of your answers to the 'what if you don't get in' question, but have you REALLY REALLY thought of it?? It hurts a little doesn't it ;-)
You begin to have some serious suspicions that the mailman harbors a personal vendetta against you for some wrong you've inflicted him in a past life. . .
'Maybe, Just Maybe, he's going through my mail. . . Just throwing out all the thick envelopes and laughing about it'
You start to consider asking your mom/neighbor/girlfriend/roomate what they think of the mail man. But you keep putting it off because it sounds crazy.
Instead you post on SDN asking for support from your fellow inmates, and together you hatch a plan to catch the conspiracy.
And then, one day.
Quite Jadedly.
You open the mailbox.
You wonder why someone sent you a thick envelope. Maybe its junkmail, you've been let down before. . .
But then you recognize the name, the seal, of one of the schools you've interviewed at.
'Calmly' ripping through the envelope. . .You can feel the adrenline now. . .
-And you read the words 'congratulations', or 'welcome to the class of'
-AND IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
Me; it took me several hours before I read the rest of the words that followed, and not before I'd called and emailed two dozen people.
Best wishes for those of you who just took the MCAT. Now enjoy your time and finish your personal statement. TURN APPS IN EARLY!
Hehe, my wicked little mood has dissipated now. Best luck all. Remember, when it comes down to it, they put your names in a hat, then all the AD COMS pull one out 'till they fill a class.
j/k
;-)
-Oneiro