I tried to flirt with a guy today. It... did not go well.
So I had just got out of anatomy lab and smelled like well- an anatomy lab. I pulled up to my apartment complex and was walking inside when an attractive looking guy was walking with an attractive looking Aussie puppy. I stopped to say hello to the dog and he started getting really excited, smelling my scrubs.
Cdo: “Oh hahaha he probably smells my dog”
Him: “oh you have a dog? What kind?”
Cdo: “Pitbull. Well, I mean he’s actually dead. Err- well he’s dead, but he’s been preserved in formalin so we’re able to really look at his structure and musculature”
Him: “oh.. I guess that’s nice...?”
Cdo: “yeah it’s really cool- I got to crack open the ribs today and we were able to see-“
Him: “ umm, hold on, I’m sorry... I actually have to... uh.. yeah I gotta go”
It’s a shame. He had a cute pup.