WWonderful WWorld of MMeat Game Thread

[vetmedhead]

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But wait, how will we know if we’ve succeeded? 😱

you should feel a warm tingly feeling sometime in the next 24 hours

But if you feel it for longer than four hours, you should go see a doctor

 

[Animal Midwife]

Ask @cdoconn what happens when you protest. 😏

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Also definitely do not recommend protesting about age. You end up an egg.
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That was such a tragic tale. I figure if I continue to be a good pre-teen/child/impressionable minor, they'll let me be an adult again.

 

[vetmedhead]

That was such a tragic tale. I figure if I continue to be a good pre-teen/child/impressionable minor, they'll let me be an adult again.

See, this is how you get a downgrade

 

[cdo96]

That was such a tragic tale. I figure if I continue to be a good pre-teen/child/impressionable minor, they'll let me be an adult again.

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It’s a ploy. They said the same thing to me.
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[PippyPony]

Nah, I'm just trying to keep some of the saucier things from you saucy freaks off the thread 😉

inb4 dubz and crayola ask to get mod killed and added to everyone's PMs 😉

 

[SkiOtter]

Always a classic

 

[PippyPony]

Nah, I'm just trying to keep some of the saucier things from you saucy freaks off the thread 😉

But I mean come on here. Who doesn't enjoy their meat heavily sauced?

 

[vetmedhead]

inb4 dubz and crayola ask to get mod killed and added to everyone's PMs 😉

You can't ask to get modkilled, you can only pray and hope my lightning strikes true

 

[SkiOtter]

 

[vetmedhead]

But I mean come on here. Who doesn't enjoy their meat heavily sauced?

I'm not going to SDN jail for you scrubs

 

[capri1722]

Spoiler: GRADUALLY WATERMELON

Also known as my favorite Google Translated song.

 

[allieh8607]

Can I just say that Ash Wednesday falling on Valentine’s Day was the worst thing ever? No meats for me today! 🙁


At least the edible kind

 

[Crayola227]

Nah, I'm just trying to keep some of the saucier things from you saucy freaks off the thread 😉

That gravy train left the station with this:

Mel doesn't want my love. He only wants me to rude to him.

Does he get off on that again? I always forget. If he does maybe be rude to him to make him feel loved.

You disgust me, @Melchizedek .

(did it work? did he like that?)

This reads like fanfic.
WARNINGS: tags: Humiliation, degradation, BDSM, CBT, foot slave, gimp

For all we know, he really does get off on it.

 

[vetmedhead]

Can I just say that Ash Wednesday falling on Valentine’s Day was the worst thing ever? No meats for me today! 🙁


At least the edible kind

According to the Catholics, Beaver is a fish, so you can always eat that

 

[Melchizedek]

That gravy train left the station with this:





This reads like fanfic.
WARNINGS: tags: Humiliation, degradation, BDSM, CBT, foot slave, gimp

For all we know, he really does get off on it.

I mean it’s not even midnight. We’ll see if I strike out at this party I’m at 😉

 

[capri1722]

Can I just say that Ash Wednesday falling on Valentine’s Day was the worst thing ever? No meats for me today! 🙁

But did you do anything fun for Mardi Gras?

 

[vetmedhead]

That gravy train left the station with this:





This reads like fanfic.
WARNINGS: tags: Humiliation, degradation, BDSM, CBT, foot slave, gimp

For all we know, he really does get off on it.

Melcentric SDN crossover fic. No slash, no hurt/comfort. One-shot Meat AU. Mel gets hit with a meat tenderizer... but finds that it's much more enjoyable than he thought it would be. 1000 words.

 

[MixedAnimals77]

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[Crayola227]

A google search of Mel's nickname has interesting results.

 

[cdo96]

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[MixedAnimals77]

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[SkiOtter]

@Melchizedek youre welcome for the PMs

 

[MixedAnimals77]

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@Melchizedek
Does this count for our hydra? @vetmedhead
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[vetmedhead]

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@Melchizedek
Does this count for our hydra? @vetmedhead
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sho does

 

[vetmedhead]

@Melchizedek youre welcome for the PMs

did you know the onceler has a real weird fandom on tumblr? I'm forever scarred

 

[MixedAnimals77]

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If anyone's bored and wants more meat jokes
Beef Jokes - Steak Jokes
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[Crayola227]

Melcentric SDN crossover fic. No slash, no hurt/comfort. One-shot Meat AU. Mel gets hit with a meat tenderizer... but finds that it's much more enjoyable than he thought it would be. 1000 words.

Working on it.

 

[SkiOtter]

did you know the onceler has a real weird fandom on tumblr? I'm forever scarred

oh dear

y tumblr y

 

[SkiOtter]

But wait, how will we know if we’ve succeeded? 😱

you should feel a warm tingly feeling sometime in the next 24 hours

can we get like...preliminary results....?

 

[vetmedhead]

can we get like...preliminary results....?

no

 

[SkiOtter]

no

I need to know if I need better content!

 

[vetmedhead]

I have all of my necessary night actions in except for a few item actions. I'll let the rest of you stew for now but will close night as soon as I get those actions in. Don't make me RNG, kids. ​

 

[vetmedhead]

Also I just remembered I've been putting off a BacT quiz all day. Whoops

 

[SkiOtter]

 

[SkiOtter]

 

[SkiOtter]

If I can’t make cheese dick laugh, I might as well make myself and vmh laugh

 

[SkiOtter]

 

[SkiOtter]

 

[Lupin21]

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A reminder to please keep things prevet forum friendly. This is not the lounge.

Meat on!

 

[SkiOtter]

And finally, a favorite of @cdoconn and I.
But you is still have me!!!!

 

[LyraGardenia]

This reads like fanfic.
WARNINGS: tags: Humiliation, degradation, BDSM, CBT, foot slave, gimp

For all we know, he really does get off on it.

Cognitive behavioral therapy??? 😉

 

[LyraGardenia]

Everyone has probably already seen this, but it kills me every time:

 

[cdo96]

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Klauuuuusssss!!!!!!
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[bryndiana.jones]

Can I just say that Ash Wednesday falling on Valentine’s Day was the worst thing ever? No meats for me today! 🙁


At least the edible kind

But at least you can indulge in other ways😉

 

[SkiOtter]

Everyone has probably already seen this, but it kills me every time:

@cdoconn and I also love that one

 

[WildZoo]

So I just woke up from sleeping off post exam fatigue and read the thread again. I missed this on my first glance through:


I didn’t realize this wasn’t a straight forward mayor vote. Little paranoid VMH is going to pull a DocE and drop a blimp on my head.

But meh, I’m okay with risking it I guess?

1) Aw this one's done his research
2) it wouldn't be a blimp...it would be a cow

I get off on being withholding

This is the second time this has been said today so it must be true

You must share at least one thing that you think will make @Melchizedek laugh before the close of lynch tomorrow, preferably on the thread. If it's a really good cut of meat that's best left private , PM it to me and I will send it to him instead.

Share your love with him forcefully. FORCEFULLY! Use that hammer and pound your love right into Mel's face! Tenderize the meat

Dammit. Now I wish I had campaigned for tenderizing.

True, you have to be 13 to join snapchat

Then how did they let me join?

I love how I keep getting progressively younger.

That's just how it works

That was such a tragic tale. I figure if I continue to be a good pre-teen/child/impressionable minor, they'll let me be an adult again.

This is not how it works

inb4 dubz and crayola ask to get mod killed and added to everyone's PMs 😉

Ugh pip stealin my content

 

[bkz]

Great thread. u taking hints from the paddy/police?

 

[WildZoo]

I mean it’s not even midnight. We’ll see if I strike out at this party I’m at 😉

Soooo when is story time? 😉

 

[vetmedhead]

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A reminder to please keep things prevet forum friendly. This is not the lounge.

Meat on!

Ah geeze, not even a day in and we're already making a mess. I'll keep a closer eye on things in here Lupin 😳

I'll say it louder again for the folks in the back:

Please keep your posts & content Pre-Vet Forum friendly!

 

[WildZoo]

Ah geeze, not even a day in and we're already making a mess. I'll keep a closer eye on things in here Lupin 😳

I'll say it louder again for the folks in the back:

Please keep your posts & content Pre-Vet Forum friendly!

I'm not entirely sure my existence is pre-vet forum friendly