Like I said, I'm a nut. I'll keep everyone posted:
Ms. James,
I know you aren't at liberty to discuss my application status over email or over the phone, but I'm burning with curiosity about some general aspects of the notification process and was wondering if you might be able to answer certain questions.
1) Has the committee officially informed anyone of decisions that have been made?
2) Have decisions been made for the pool that interviewed on the 12th? My interviewers were Dr. Gilliland and Dr. Chesnutt if this makes any difference.
3) I've heard that the committee only releases information on certain days at certain times. Could you tell me when these are? I know that this is a long process that requires a lot of patience but I've been neurotically checking my phone since the 15th rolled around and if you know for certain that we won't hear anything for another two weeks, it would help my peace of mind to know that.
I understand that these questions are pesky and unproductive and that you may not be able to answer them. I apologize for inconveniencing you as I know this is an incredibly busy time for you and the entire admissions department. Thank you for your patience and I hope the season is treating you well.
Best,
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