Game Thread: Meats's Reading List: WWhat I Read in 2019

[Coopah]

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If I knew who the wolves are then I would have some sort of a reads list saying who I think is wolfy since as a wolf ~I would know who is who~
I'm just trying to be a level headed villager over here. @Coopah if you are a wolf so (ie you would know that I am village) then I will be mad at you for giving me stress over all of this

I still want an answer to this

That doesn't make any sense of course you would because you'd be pretending to be a villager?

 

[WildZoo]

@johnnaboo if today were day 1, who would you be voting for and why?

 

[vetmedhead]

@johnnaboo if today were day 1, who would you be voting for and why?

And if it were day 40, how aggressively would you be voting for the mods to end the game?

 

[WildZoo]

@WonderingStudent where are your reads?

 

[WildZoo]

@Ms Procrastinator why do you fall into obscurity when you're not in danger of being lynched?

 

[Animal Midwife]

@Animal Midwife explain in 500 words or less why you are not a wolf

dubz plz

 

[WildZoo]

dubz plz

I was expecting more creativity, though technically this meets the requirements of the assignment

 

[WildZoo]

@genny Why is no one suspicious of you this game?

 

[WildZoo]

This just in guys, meats says I'm chaotic neutral

Well, not really just in, she said it like 3 days ago

But I just remembered

 

[WildZoo]

@PippyPony how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[WildZoo]

@Coopah what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Coopah]

@Ms Procrastinator why do you fall into obscurity when you're not in danger of being lynched?

I mean she falls into obscurity even when she's being lynched sooooo

 

[WildZoo]

Wait I have a follow-up question for @johnnaboo

Who is in my pack?

 

[jaboo]

Why, because you got jmoo to agree to close lynch when you weren't in the lead anymore?

@johnnaboo @Miranda Senft say no to bribes -- our society relies on the integrity of our judges

Coop was not consulted ever for when to close lynch. Mind you, she was hardcore reading us wolf before then.

Why were you expecting jmoo to be dead though?

Because I am pretty much guaranteed to be a villager after the Dolph flip. AKA prime kill target.

 

[Coopah]

@Coopah what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an African or European swallow?

 

[PippyPony]

This just in guys, meats says I'm chaotic neutral

Well, not really just in, she said it like 3 days ago

But I just remembered

Wow, I am shocked by this sudden descent into trolling

Remember, you can't wolf brag if you lose

 

[Coopah]

@PippyPony how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Sorry I know not my question but I had to!

 

[PippyPony]

@PippyPony how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

According to google: "New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds."

 

[jaboo]

@johnnaboo what did Coop tell you about this idea?

Here‘s how it went down.

Actually if you want to help you could totally say I rojo'd in PM or something and make it sound not totally damning so the wolves leap at the opportunity instead of me very obviously faking it because they know I'm not a wolf

Yeah, I like that idea. Wanna call me out before night closes? I'll be all aghast!

Yeah that’s a nope from me (and MOOSE) dawg

 

[jaboo]

@johnnaboo if today were day 1, who would you be voting for and why?

Dolphin, duh

 

[PippyPony]

Coop was not consulted ever for when to close lynch. Mind you, she was hardcore reading us wolf before then.

No no, I meant this time.

Because I am pretty much guaranteed to be a villager after the Dolph flip. AKA prime kill target.

AKA prime conversion target as well

 

[jaboo]

Wait I have a follow-up question for @johnnaboo

Who is in my pack?

Idfk. I mostly believe your neutral claim except another possibility is that you’re an alpha.

 

[jaboo]

AKA prime conversion target as well

Let me be clear: I was the first person to suggest conversion. Which I am now kicking myself over because of course now y’all think I was being cheeky or something.

 

[WildZoo]

Wow, I am shocked by this sudden descent into trolling

Remember, you can't wolf brag if you lose

There will be no wolf bragging OR losing from me
I'm just bored and no one seems interested in discussing non-me alternatives to coop so that this lynch may be more interesting for future analysis
Your funerals though

 

[jaboo]

Also why tf am I still alive? Beats the hell outta me.

 

[WildZoo]

Also why tf am I still alive? Beats the hell outta me.

Because woofs didn't kill you or anybody else last night for some reason

 

[WildZoo]

Idfk. I mostly believe your neutral claim except another possibility is that you’re an alpha.

So why are you on my lynch?

 

[Coopah]

Because woofs didn't kill you or anybody else last night for some reason

Yeah what's up with that?

 

[jaboo]

Why, because you got jmoo to agree to close lynch when you weren't in the lead anymore?

@johnnaboo @Miranda Senft say no to bribes -- our society relies on the integrity of our judges

Quick reminder:

So yeah.

Surprise!

That’s all I got.

 

[jaboo]

So why are you on my lynch?

Because I’m thinking, just got home from class

 

[WonderingStudent]

I still want an answer to this

Wolves are trying to act village - the name of the game. To act village and fit in, it’s much easier for wolves to skate by by having a reads list and maybe even utilizing a known villager's reads. How would it be inconspicuous for me if I was a wolf to think this would be a good idea. Obviously I would stand out for such things which seems dangerous for a wolf. But I'm just being truthful

 

[Coopah]

So why are you on my lynch?

But what if wolf?

 

[Coopah]

Wolves are trying to act village - the name of the game. To act village and fit in, it’s much easier for wolves to skate by by having a reads list and maybe even utilizing a known villagers reads.

So your defense is that you'd be a better villager if you were a wolf?

 

[WildZoo]

Is it an African or European swallow?

African!

 

[Animal Midwife]

Sometimes I feel like the real winner of French Quarter with all the quotations.

 

[PippyPony]

Also why tf am I still alive? Beats the hell outta me.

Might have something to do with the fact that Dubz killed her PM partner who knew her role claim "on accident" instead, and left you alive as bait? lol

 

[Animal Midwife]

Might have something to do with the fact that Dubz killed her PM partner who knew her role claim "on accident" instead, and left you alive as bait? lol

I'm still alive and knew her claim.

 

[WildZoo]

Might have something to do with the fact that Dubz killed her PM partner who knew her role claim "on accident" instead, and left you alive as bait? lol

I am indeed a fan of killing roles one step above vanillager. Had to make sure she wouldn't seer me with her magic images.

 

[Coopah]

I am indeed a fan of killing roles one step above vanillager. Had to make sure she wouldn't seer me with her magic images.

Those were so nice too

 

[PippyPony]

I am indeed a fan of killing roles one step above vanillager. Had to make sure she wouldn't seer me with her magic images.

Glad that worked out for you lol

 

[PippyPony]

I'm still alive and knew her claim.

Yes, color me surprised lol

 

[jaboo]

How does a 3rd faction factor into wolf numbers?

 

[WildZoo]

Glad that worked out for you lol

My point exactly. Why would I intentionally kill SAR when she was not a threat to me at all? Much better targets out there.

 

[WildZoo]

How does a 3rd faction factor into wolf numbers?

It doesn't? I'm neutral, I don't count for either side. Game is essentially balanced as if I don't exist.

 

[Animal Midwife]

How does a 3rd faction factor into wolf numbers?

They don't. Best case scenario, they count for non-wolf numbers allowing for an extended lylo. Worst case scenario, they count for non-village numbers.

 

[WildZoo]

Here's an even better question:

Why would I even claim the kill?

(The actual answer is that I wanted village to be aware that wolves didn't kill anyone last night)

 

[Coopah]

Let's see

1. @genny
2. @Coopah
3. @Ms Procrastinator
4. @Animal Midwife
5. @Doggo Labs
6. @PippyPony
7. @alissa14
8. @WonderingStudent
9. @BigCats
10. @WildZoo
11. @johnnaboo / @Miranda Senft

11 players left 3 wolves and one neutral make it 7 villagers.

 

[Coopah]

Here's an even better question:

Why would I even claim the kill?

(The actual answer is that I wanted village to be aware that wolves didn't kill anyone last night)

Here's a good question, why would you release your "wrath" on someone who you didn't want to harm?

 

[PippyPony]

@Coopah how do you know there are 3 wolves and a neutral

How do you know there aren't just 3 wolves

Or 2 wolves and a chaos

Or 3 wolves and a chaos

 

[Coopah]

@Coopah how do you know there are 3 wolves and a neutral

How do you know there aren't just 3 wolves

Or 2 wolves and a chaos

Or 3 wolves and a chaos

Worst case scenario and if chaos/neutral doesn't matter as far as number go