1) Thank you all for killing me. Now I can actually talk
2) You're all *****s for believing DVMD about anything. Let me spell out what my actual role is so you can all facepalm yourselves through your damn heads.
I'm the stoner (prophet). Think my character has a first name, Billy, or something. Some of you have been getting messages from me. I get to ask game related mechanic questions and every night get to send a trippy message with one game mechanic. And I coudlnt ask anyone's role, just game mechanics. I told eveyone that there are 4 original wolves. That was thankfully put up here. Also that all the wolves seer correctly (why the **** would I send that as a wolf?). Also there is at least one UNSEERABLE chaos role. Im pretty damn certain its a dog-related role. Which makes me wonder what the cat-related role is given that I recently found out there are two chaos roles and 4 wolves. I also found out that there is no hoops to jump through to kill any wolf. That there are two conversions. And, most importantly, that the chaos players have 1) a seer and 2) a hard to kill character. And none of the conversions have been used yet.
Anyway, part of my role is I cannot PM or write on the game thread. I was able to bargain with SOV to get the ability to like things. But once I die I get a brief window of time to spill my guts. So I will. Unfortunately once I talk like this, I don't get to go back to asking game mechanics or sending messages, so this is it. You killed me and even if you bring me back, I'm just a villager from here on out.
So geniuses, you listened to a SEER who completely f***ed up her job seering since she outed the most useful (though completely hamstringed) role in the game and called them a wolf incorrectly. Dont even revive me. When I die and there isnt **** mentioned you should come back to DVMD. Clearly she isnt a wolf. Wolves dont kill their own. But she either got her results screwed with (no idea if this is a mechanic) or is chaos and wanted to take me down to get the most out of her chaos role. Either way I can't say like I felt like I played this game very much, so I'm not devastated here. But let me at least help the villagers out now that DVMD did me the favor of letting me spell out what I was doing for you guys. Plus, I'm going to enjoy the grimace on her face when she realizes she f***ed herself. (though it is comical that her role description sounds eerily like mine. Maybe her attempt to get ahead of the story because she seered my role already? But my role actually has a reason for it. I'm in my room smoking pot and having "visions" all the damn time so I dont get to talk or interact with the world. What is her characters reasoning for it? Oh... they have none.)
Spark notes:
1) I'm the guy giving you people all the mechanics to help beat the wolves!
2) I was silenced before it was cool to be silenced
3) Game has 4 wolves, 2 conversions, and 2 chaos players
4) Odds that DVMD is the chaos seer is >50%, odds of her getting her role screwed with are possible too
5) I dont get to get powers back if you save me, so probably a waste of time for the board to come and swap someone out with me (though I'd appreciate it as an opportunity to actually play this game and not just sit there hitting the 'like' button)
6) I'm going to savor DVMD's unhappiness. That's my real reward here.
7) kick some ass for me.
Please to tell everyone what you first told me in the ICU thread... go ahead.. tell them. What was the first thing you said to me in the ICU thread...
That is right, that I am "an idiot because I killed the villager seer".... Really? Please inform the masses to who you have seered... go ahead... I will wait.
After you tell me that, you come up with this crap about sending anonymous messages.... as to your point of what wolf would send out that all wolves seer true... I don't know... how about a wolf trying to cover up that they do not all seer true?
Here is my exact role description:
You are a
veterinarian: Long hours, low pay, but at least you are happy, even if you have to work for a stinky corporation. As someone who works closely with animals, you can see a wolf from a mile away. Unfortunately, you are so busy that once you spot one, you never can talk to anyone again (although you can send me votes). Pick one person each night to see if they are a wolf. You can choose to defer receiving the information at first though, and then when you decide to check your records I would tell you the first person on your list of people (if any) that was a wolf, and then you would be silenced.
I seered you night 1 because honestly, I just wanted to PM you my role and move on with life and not have to deal with all this BS with you. Turns out, SOV responds with:
You have been silenced for the rest of the game.... You cannot PM to other players or Post on the thread.
You can post in the game conversation PM, but you cannot say any strategy or why you aren't posted or even hint at anything at all. Please be careful and only post chit chat messages there.
Oh yeah, as you might have guessed, Doc is most definitely a wolf.
You may PM me your future votes.
So... let's look at game play...
1. I posted once on thread.. to elect Lissa
2. I have not posted since until I got to ICU
3. Dyachei and I and someone else voted to lynch you that first lynch cycle
4. BIyachei is attacked the following night
5. I vote to lynch you again
6. I am attacked the following night.
Either someone really has it out for people that vote for you in lynches or you are a wolf. Considering that you seered as a wolf... I am sticking with you are a wolf. Now, go get Chilly boy and make a wolf brag and just own up to you got caught.
And maybe in future games quit being an asshat to me and I won't seer you first just to get you off my damn back.
