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I go extinct next round. so you wont have to worry about it.

Like you won't make it through the night, or you die the night after tonight?

For now lynch nordicat, but I better not get eaten by you tonight

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lynch vote

Nordicat 7
(Trematode, DocE, Cuit, FTB, zany, kaydubs, nordicat)
DocE 4 (wildcat, Lissa, devyn, nordicat)

Waffles: 1

Voting closes at 6PM EST.

Lynch away, Lynch away!!

3 more votes for nordicat = lynch over.
3 more votes for DocE = mad mod.
The uncertainty is killing me.
 
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Just finished reading through this thread. My head is spinning.

The wilderness is no place for a noob. *hurries back to the other game*

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lynch vote

Nordicat 8
(Trematode, DocE, Cuit, FTB, zany, kaydubs, sheep, nohika)
DocE 4 (wildcat, Lissa, devyn, nordicat)

Waffles: 1

Voting closes at 6PM EST.

Lynch away, Lynch away!!
2 votes left uncast....
 
3 more votes for nordicat = lynch over.
3 more votes for DocE = mad mod.
The uncertainty is killing me.

Maybe we should change our votes to DocE, I want to see what will happen if we make our mod angry:D
 
waiting on PetPony & the living orca.

Unless anyone is looking for a serving of waffles. they better taste good though:smuggrin:

[SIZE=-1]I accept my fate. I'm a Great White Shark, people.NOT a nasty-ass bacteria/virus/parasite.

[/SIZE]Unlynch DocE
[SIZE=-1] LYNCH NORDICAT

I hate waiting.
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Maybe we should change our votes to DocE, I want to see what will happen if we make our mod angry:D
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I imagine it will go something like this:

And lo, the great ModGod was incensed with the lack of respect and thoughtfulness of his followers. And so did he decide to deliver unto them a lesson that which they should never forget how their wellbeing, their actions, and their very selves were only there but for his benevolent grace, for amongst his followers was one who did harbor ideas of rising above his station and seeded dissent among the loyal. So did he smite the irreverent Sheeps, that he did sway the loyal followers of ModGod no more.
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I imagine it will go something like this:

And lo, the great ModGod was incensed with the lack of respect and thoughtfulness of his followers. And so did he decide to deliver unto them a lesson that which they should never forget how their wellbeing, their actions, and their very selves were only there but for his benevolent grace, for amongst his followers was one who did harbor ideas of rising above his station and seeded dissent among the loyal. So did he smite the irreverent Sheeps, that he did sway the loyal followers of ModGod no more.
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IPB is now an honorary co-mod of the WWildlife game. :thumbup:
 
Ups sorry. Had the clean the house a bit before my mom gets here.

****lynch nordicat****
 
[SIZE=-1]I shall post creepy Nic Cage Cats from the afterlife. You'll be sorry! I could have protected people.But noooo...

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[SIZE=-1]"Because who in their right mind would attack with a Great White Shark around?"[/SIZE]
 
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I imagine it will go something like this:

And lo, the great ModGod was incensed with the lack of respect and thoughtfulness of his followers. And so did he decide to deliver unto them a lesson that which they should never forget how their wellbeing, their actions, and their very selves were only there but for his benevolent grace, for amongst his followers was one who did harbor ideas of rising above his station and seeded dissent among the loyal. So did he smite the irreverent Sheeps, that he did sway the loyal followers of ModGod no more.
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OMG.

This made me flash back to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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lynch vote

Nordicat 11
(Trematode, DocE, Cuit, FTB, zany, kaydubs, sheep, nohika, devyn, PP, nordicat)
DocE 2 (wildcat, Liss )

Waffles: 1

Voting closed. Huge write-up pending. Give me time (I have been working on it)...
 
If a great white shark is a wolf then does that mean abber was a wolf since she was a grizzly bear? I don't know if we can assume every predator is a wolf but know I am just making myself more confused.

Also since DocE claims to be neutral what does that mean about all the other players added to the game since it started?:confused:
 
.Have you ever felt that you were just some subject in a big old science experiment? That your choices were being monitored to analyze your reactions? That in the end, it doesn't matter if you take the red pill or the blue pill, you would still be stuck in the same matrix? Well, if you don't, just a small suggestion that perhaps you ponder that question for just a bit while we look at today's results.

Today's wildlife was given an overabundance of information. There was ShortnSweet killing a tick. There was Nordicat killing ShortnSweet, and there was DocE eating ShortnSweet. The question of the evil intents of SnS never being addressed, and her death making her motives slightly less relevant, the lab rats decided to choose among SnS' killer, and SnS' luncher. Who is worse. Dino Doc, the outed Dinosaur, says.. "don't lynch me, I can't be lynched." which converts the lab rats amazingly into a bunch of lemmings.... Heading straight for the cliff, steadfastly, they vote to lynch Nordicat, the self-professed Great White Shark. Everyone knows Sharks are killers, but the question really is, is this shark evil? Have we forgotten what we are looking for. Look in the mirror folks, do you see an innocent creature, or a killer looking back at you? Is that killer good or evil? Why all these questions? Did I remember to turn off the coffee maker before I left home? She never has 2 cups of coffee at home?

Ah yes, got a little distracted there, we were talking about choices.... So you chose to kill Nordicat, and for your sins I have done so. But one of you made a prayer to me, to kill BOTH of these allegedly evil characters. A prayer which I denied on face value, because I am not in the prayer granting business. Maybe, I was a little misleading though. I am not going to kill DocE. We should go see what is happening in our little Lounge Moderating life of his...

So let's check in on our good friend DocEspana. Last we saw him, DocE was busy minding his own business chewing on the juicy brains of his favorite meal, content to continue life just the wonderful way it is. Suddenly an asteroid that somehow evaded Nasa's Satellite tracker (NEAT - http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/programs/neat.html) enters the earth's atmosphere and is heading towards Doc. Doc looks up, has time to blurt out "holy heck, I better get out of here," launches into the air, and narrowly misses the impact that destroys the entire state of North Dakota, and sends people reeling to the floor as far as Manhattan. This explosion kills millions, and damages entire ecosystems, but Doc is unharmed.

Later that same day, due to Devyn's mishandling of a bovine rectal exam, there is a sudden surge of carbon dioxide emissions that leads to a misunderstood phenomenon of Sudden Rapid Climate Change. Moose start dying all over the world as a leading edge of rapid warming (
http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...oose-graveyard), and thousands of species start dying off in a single day. DocE while flying away from the asteroid thinks to himself, "Hmmm, I should fly north," and heads to Iceland where the weather is much more moderate.
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.That evening while sipping MaiTai's under the tropical Icelandic sky, the volcano Eyjafjallajökull erupts, blowing completely into the sky. DocE sees the eruption in the distance and exclaims "Dammit, can't a dinosaur get any rest around here?". He hops into the sky for a night flight, luckily he recently upgraded his flying privileges to IFR (Instrument flight rules) and has no trouble navigating through the plume of smoke and rocks and lava that claim most of Europe…. He lands in Siberia which is now not only tropical, but also an ocean view with Europe gone. .

.He sets his alarm for 6am, not wanting to miss the beautiful sunrises in the Siberian regions, and settles into his nest of bones when the asteroid and volcano set off a huge tsunami that causes the sinking of of the lost island of Atlantis (http://www.atlantisquest.com/Asteroid.html)and tilts the oceanic plates so that Siberia itself starts sliding down into the sea… "Son of a Vet "– see what I did there?- "I am having a bad day"…

DocE flees towards China with all the other creatures, when all the crowding leads to an outbreak of disease that starts claiming millions of creatures. (http://www.entsoc.org/book-review-wh...ath-cretaceous). So this is this it? The mighty dinosaur claimed by some microbes. It has been known to happen.

Well, in our case, DocE is completely unconcerned about those microbes. He knows they can't affect his anachronistic DNA. He is content to sit in his new home in Shanghai and ignore all the death around him. So what is it that finally killed the dinosaurs? Why did they go extinct? Well if we watch DocE, I think we can finally find out. As we slowly peer into his window, we see that he has discovered internet porn. He starts watching, and pretty soon he has lost all interest in real-life dinosaurs, and in eating, and all he does all day long is sit in front of his computer and watch deer and antelope "do it", until he wastes away, and his thin dinosaur body can hardly support it's weight anymore. The last thing Doc says is: "my only regret is that I never got a chance to eat Devyn because of that damn cave".

And so it is, that we have seen the true cause of the extinction of dinosaurs, and the death of DocE the Kronosaurus (which oddly is allegedly a marine dinosaur but has been flying all over our game. Paleontolgists are clueless in figuring out what dinosaurs are REALLY like. ). Anyway, as I was saying, the extinction of dinosaurs, and the extinction of DocE was due to the invention of porn. .


So, there you have it... Doc E was going to die anyway. So all this hemming and hawing over who to vote for was really all for naught. DocE was going to die of an overdose of porn no matter what you decided. Ties, no ties, bow ties, bow tie pasta ...whatever. I was never truly concerned. You NEVER know what is going on in that empty space called my head...
<cue evil laugh>

It is now Night 5. It will end at 8 pm EST (if all PMs are in otherwise, 6 am)

12 players remain


The Wild Blue Yonder
1- nohika
2- orca2011 Rock Dove/Pigeon
3- wildcatj
4- WolfspeakerBrown Dog Tick
5- zanydogz*

The Seven Seas

1- Jamr0ckin SARS Coronavirus
2- PP White-tailed Deer
3- nordicat Great White Shark
4- DSmoody
.Diving Beetle.
5- Trematode*

The Living Desert
1- devyn*
2- DVM - Man
3- SnS Bald Eagle
4- abber Grizzly (Brown) Bear
5 - DocEspana Kronosaurus the chaotic Dinosaur
6 - Lissarae06

The Rugged Mountain
1- sheeps
2- Orcagirl
3- cuitlamiztli*
4-kaydubs
5- FTB

Side note FYI: DocE was able to be lynched. That was a lie. He was not able to be killed by wolves or villagers though at night.
 
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Lets try that again
 
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Now I can type like a normal person and wash my couch in peace! (Yes, wash my couch. :love: Ikea for that reason alone.)

Oh, I almost forgot!

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(hehe...Porn killed the Dinosaurs...awesome!)
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MWUHAAHAHAHAA

Chaos got the last laugh!

Now if you excuse me, I have to go and upgrade my internet to verizon fios. Need that bigger bandwidth
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MWUHAAHAHAHAA

Chaos got the last laugh!

Now if you excuse me, I have to go and upgrade my internet to verizon fios. Need that bigger bandwidth
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...for porn.
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Side note on that whole write-up...

DocE is not sure whether he lost them in Siberia or Iceland, or while munching on SnS, but the flashlight and Napalm fell out of his knapsack, and are lost forever.
 
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THAT was a seriously funny writeup!

Sorry you died, DocE! Maybe you can be brought back to your ORIGINAL game now.

Or you can just go hang out in Gotham. Whatever.
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WOW just WOW....... :rolleyes: SOV have you been drinking again?!

:laugh:

And I am really starting to wonder if we are all just stuck in SOV's big science experiment at this point..... is this even a WW game really? :confused:
 
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Now I can type like a normal person and wash my couch in peace! (Yes, wash my couch. :love: Ikea for that reason alone.)

Oh, I almost forgot!



(hehe...Porn killed the Dinosaurs...awesome!)
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Oh, sadly the magic mushrooms died with you nordicat.
 
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Oh, sadly the magic mushrooms died with you nordicat.

Well, if any baddies want to dig through my gut to find them, they are more than welcome to do so. :smuggrin:

You have NO idea how annoying it was to have to format every single post...:thumbdown:thumbdown I much prefer the Whiskey/Rum items. :laugh:
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Nordi, you were the best one yet though with them!
 
What the frack.............

I actually convinced something evil to trust me.
Wow.
 
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