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Fact: orange kitties are the nicest kitties.
Blue kitties can be iffy kitties.
Tortie/calico kitties are angery kitties.
I am angry at this statement but Callie is an absolute angel!

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Fact: orange kitties are the nicest kitties.
Blue kitties can be iffy kitties.
Tortie/calico kitties are angery kitties.
Wrong. Black kitties are the nicest kitties. Then any kitty with tabby patterns, gray or orange. Blue kitties are nice kitties unless their owner wrongly calls tthem a Russian Blue or British Shorthair, in which case, the main problem is more with the owner than the cat. Tuxedos can be either the nicest or most evil cats. I got one of the unlucky evil ones. Anything long hair is nice until it develops matted fur and needs to be shaved. Bengals are very nice from a distance. Torties and calicos just have a very low BS tolerance, so as long as you remember that anything you ask them to do at the clinic is total BS so you must apologize profusely for ruining their day, then you can get along with them just fine.
 
Wrong. Black kitties are the nicest kitties. Then any kitty with tabby patterns, gray or orange. Blue kitties are nice kitties unless their owner wrongly calls tthem a Russian Blue or British Shorthair, in which case, the main problem is more with the owner than the cat. Tuxedos can be either the nicest or most evil cats. I got one of the unlucky evil ones. Anything long hair is nice until it develops matted fur and needs to be shaved. Bengals are very nice from a distance. Torties and calicos just have a very low BS tolerance, so as long as you remember that anything you ask them to do at the clinic is total BS so you must apologize profusely for ruining their day, then you can get along with them just fine.
Solid white kitties tend to be judgmental and will glare at you, then swat when you get too close.
 
I would consider her coloring more patch tabby than calico. Patch tabbies are a whole other beastie. (Usually nice.)
Although my assigning of cat colors is totally based on my spay/neuter truck experience, so your mileage may vary.
No she's definitely a calico. She doesn't have any real tabby/stripe pattern on her or the tabby "M" on her face.

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