I'm a very serious person. I approach life with one rule - 1. No nonsense 2. Snitches get stitches 3. Winner takes all.
Because of this, I'm very successful. You may have noticed my Mercedes, your girlfriend definitely did. I had steak for dinner and lobster for breakfast. I dont' have time for lunch. Too busy winning.
I bring that same philosophy to WW. That's why I've never lost a game. Wanna be in my village bloc? Too late, I don't play in teams and I don't have friends. Don't need them, too busy winning.
I'm a lone wolf, an alpha, howling manly noises at a subservient moon - best villager ever.
I've already won. Just waiting for the mods to catch up.