Fully aware this is crazy, so just enjoy:
I am at the peak of a progesterone surge right now and me and the big P, don't tend to get along. I break out, get dry skin, get itchy, feel pretty awful...
Pregnancy P4 is so many times worse. The surge is a freaking mountain range of never ending twitchy, itchy god awful, just want to pace but every time I move, my skin touches things and I want to just throw a hissy fit of agitation and can't sit still because it compounds hate all the irritation, evil.
And all I can think while every inch of me is writhing is irritable, itchy, agony is about a professor during my advanced repro course stating that "pregnancy, and the accompanying P4 plateau, is the normal state for a woman. She will never be as evenly regulated and balanced as during pregnancy, especially the second half, when all is growth and quiescence."
I laughed then. (I was pregnant then too, I guess) Now, this minute of extreme discomfort, I want to go claw his eyes out and make him tell me again how this is a woman's "natural state."
The insides of my ears freaking itch! I can't sleep due to twitchiness! My skin is crawling! I dare him to tell me this is my normal again! I will claw his eyes out, rip his nuts off and shove them up his butt and he can tell me how natural and normal and well regulated I am with my steady P4 production!
Have I mentioned that I really dislike being pregnant? And my hubby wants to "snuggle"...
Feel free to giggle hysterically now while I try to twitch and scratch my way back into bed, and hopefully, off to sleep.