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Me
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Cycles are 24/24, close/open is 3pm pacific.

Claims are allowed, ties are not.

Please avoid excessive AtE (Appeals to Emotion), defined in this instance as:

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[space I'm leaving in case I forgot something]

[space I'm leaving in case the ennui dissipates]

[space I'm leaving to be filled later with the crushing realization that it doesn't matter if we have free will or not because the effects of the choices of the vast majority of people are so utterly inconsequential as to be meaningless]

[space I'm leaving for baby seal gifs]
 
 
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FAQ:

Will mods be clown posting in the game thread?

Most assuredly.

Do I need to unvote for my new vote to count, even though it's a manual tally?

You don't! You can just make a new vote. It's fine. Do tag me and kaydubs though (and shorty if she wants).

Will there be a notice if it's yeet or lose?

No.

Can I draw myself as a role?

No. The only guarantee for role assignment is that you will NOT start as yourself. Roles are strictly not tied to alignments.

When does the hammer turn on?

Like a Kardashian in public, it's always on.

Various questions about roles and alignments:

Roles were distributed before alignments were determined, and all roles were written alignment-agnostic (meaning any role can be any alignment). EVERY role written can be any alignment. Every one. I cannot stress this enough, every single one.
 
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Oh hey look, an open thread! But...nobody has gotten their role yet???

Oh well, I mean...if the thread is open I guess that means you can post in it...right? Probably?

Living:

@_rae_
@Animal Midwife
@apoptosis09
@genny
@GoSpursGo
@Kcalb
@mkg323
@Ms Procrastinator
@potentialsheltervet
@SARdoghandler
@WildZoo
@Zenge142

Dead:

A blind certainty of the existence of free will in this cruel and unforgiving universe

Tots:

@Barkley13
@beans2020
@chicandtoughness
@fruitsalad
@kitzsuna
@samac
@Stagg737
 
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Clem J said:
Something happens
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Suffocating Hostage Situation GIF by Bens Watch Club
 
GoSpursGo said:


Hello.

My designation is: ...

Awaiting input.

Beep boop.
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This just made me think of a video I saw years ago of a guy passing out that was perfectly timed with the Windows shutdown noise.
 
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Has anyone gotten a role PM yet? I'm worried my cohosts got tired of waiting for me, given I'm a hack and a fraud and a poser...
 
Clem J said:
What does it say? Asking for a friend

You can just quote it, I want to know exactly how it's worded
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
 
Animal Midwife said:
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
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Ope, immediate modkill for quoting role PMs
 
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I'm going photographing tomorrow at some point, I'll share pics if they're good (and pretend it never happened if they're bad) and get role PMs out after that probably

Unless I decide to continue building suspense

Anyways, don't forget to vote for city council!
 
Vote tally:

not voting: everyone
 
Vote tally

mkg ( 1 ): spurs
 
Clem J said:
Guys Imma be real with you, I don't think role PMs are going out tonight. Does this make me a fraud? A failure of a mod?? A charlatan???

Yeah
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I want my money back /s
 
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mkg323 said:
Guys guys guys I have a great track record* as a politician please vote for me


*do not fact check this statement
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You gotta wait a bit longer for even my Swiss cheese brain to forget your last stint as mayor...
 
I can't quote it somehow but I WANNA SPECT SAMAC'S QUAL

@Animal Midwife
 
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