This thread has existential crisis (an SDN mafia game)

[WildZoo]

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I was also at a fancy dinner with rich people!
Was it for OSU 👀

Were you in charge of the fancy simulation dog by chance?

 

[WildZoo]

Oh God, but what if I don't have enough baby seal gifs? What If the game full of vets realizes I'm a poser and know very little about them?? What If I post a baby bear instead by accident and everyone mocks me???

I will accept baby animals of all varieties

 

[Clem J]

I will accept baby animals of all varieties

No I'm pretty sure I'll be mocked as a fake and a fraud

 

[WildZoo]

No I'm pretty sure I'll be mocked as a fake and a fraud

But I'm WildZoo, so I'm in charge of all things Wild and Zoo. And therefore I say you can post bears and seals.

 

[supershorty]

Sometimes I forget that Dubz and apop haven't actually met yet because I've met apop so many times and Dubz and I spend so much time together that I assume they've knowingly crossed paths before lol

 

[Clem J]

But I'm WildZoo, so I'm in charge of all things Wild and Zoo. And therefore I say you can post bears and seals.

But what if it's domesticated 😭

 

[apoptosis09]

Were you in charge of the fancy simulation dog by chance?

I was!! Did we talk 😂

 

[WildZoo]

I was!! Did we talk 😂

Yes briefly! I thought it was you but I was with my residentmate and also didn't want to distract you from your job so I couldn't think of a good way to be like "Hi I'm Dubz"

 

[Clem J]

Yes briefly! I thought it was you but I was with my residentmate and also didn't want to distract you from your job so I couldn't think of a good way to be like "Hi I'm Dubz"

"Hey haven't I killed you before?"

Feel free to keep that one locked and loaded for next time

 

[WildZoo]

"Hey haven't I killed you before?"

Feel free to keep that one locked and loaded for next time

After I left it occurred to me that I could have looked down at the simulation dog and said "Wow, this guy is pretty wolfy"

I only ever think of these things when it's far too late

 

[apoptosis09]

Yes briefly! I thought it was you but I was with my residentmate and also didn't want to distract you from your job so I couldn't think of a good way to be like "Hi I'm Dubz"

That might have worked tbh 😅
My "job" (unpaid) was to basically chat for hours anyway lol

 

[_rae_]

So what I’m learning is I should do my rotating at tOSU because I’m feeling left out 🤔

 

[apoptosis09]

So what I’m learning is I should do my rotating at tOSU because I’m feeling left out 🤔

Or maybe we all move to Minnesota hmmyes

 

[WildZoo]

That might have worked tbh 😅
My "job" (unpaid) was to basically chat for hours anyway lol

Well it was nice to sort of meet you! We have similarly colored hair currently!

Who knew I actually did know one other person at that thing besides my residentmate and the people who partially fund our existence

 

[apoptosis09]

Should we take bets if Rae and PSV meet (knowingly) before dubz and I 🤔

 

[_rae_]

Or maybe we all move to Minnesota hmmyes

All in favor say “aye”

 

[apoptosis09]

Well it was nice to sort of meet you! We have similarly colored hair currently!

Who knew I actually did know one other person at that thing besides my residentmate and the people who partially fund our existence

I think i might remember you 👀👀
I am extremely face blind though so only like 20% confident

 

[GoSpursGo]

All in favor say “aye”

So say we all

 

[_rae_]

So say we all

By Grapthar’s Hammer

 

[WildZoo]

I think i might remember you 👀👀
I am extremely face blind though so only like 20% confident

Spoiler: a wild Dubz DISappears

*poof*

 

[Clem J]

Spoiler: a wild Dubz appears

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Self-doxxing is ILLEGAL

 

[GoSpursGo]

Self-doxxing is ILLEGAL

Say the word and she’s banned

 

[WildZoo]

Self-doxxing is ILLEGAL

I should have been arrested a long time ago then

 

[GoSpursGo]

What even *IS* this game right now

 

[WildZoo]

Say the word and she’s banned

SPURS

 

[GoSpursGo]

SPURS

DUBZ

 

[WildZoo]

DUBZ

You wouldn't ban me, would you? I thought we were friends 🥺

 

[apoptosis09]

Spoiler: a wild Dubz appears

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Ayy I do remember you!
If i was allowed to take pictures at the event I would send one 😅 but I think some professional ones were taken of me handling the model I can maybe snag later 🤔

 

[GoSpursGo]

You wouldn't ban me, would you? I thought we were friends 🥺

We are friends! I have to save you from being doxxed!

 

[Animal Midwife]

What even *IS* this game right now

Like when you're playing Ludo but you forget that you're supposed enter the home spaces and people just let you go around the board a second time without saying anything.

 

[apoptosis09]

What even *IS* this game right now

Sorry we were playing something?

 

[GoSpursGo]

Sorry we were playing something?

“An SDN mafia game!” It’s right there in the title, and the fact that you didn’t realize this is concerning

Yeet apop

 

[Clem J]

What even *IS* this game right now

Good, hopefully

 

[WildZoo]

It does feel like a real WW game since I'm posting here when I really, really should be going to sleep

 

[GoSpursGo]

It does feel like a real WW game since I'm posting here when I really, really should be going to sleep

Ah yes I’m supposed to go round tomorrow. Most distressing.

Good night all—I declare us all winners 🙂

 

[genny]

Oh God, but what if I don't have enough baby seal gifs? What If the game full of vets realizes I'm a poser and know very little about them?? What If I post a baby bear instead by accident and everyone mocks me???

have you ever been whale watching in puget sound? it's very calming to the soul, especially on a misty morning where you can't see very far and the sounds are kind of muffled by the fog, but the tour operator cuts off the engine and then you can hear the whales breathe as they surface, one after the other. i can still hear the big HUFF noise in my head, and remember how tiny and insignificant i really felt, when there was a pod of gigantic orcas just off the boat that actually could have eaten us if they had bothered. but instead just silently glided by.


good thing i'm not a seal.

 

[WildZoo]

Ah yes I’m supposed to go round tomorrow. Most distressing.

Good night all—I declare us all winners 🙂

I have a 6am flight 😢

 

[Clem J]

have you ever been whale watching in puget sound? it's very calming to the soul, especially on a misty morning where you can't see very far and the sounds are kind of muffled by the fog, but the tour operator cuts off the engine and then you can hear the whales breathe as they surface, one after the other. i can still hear the big HUFF noise in my head, and remember how tiny and insignificant i really felt, when there was a pod of gigantic orcas just off the boat that actually could have eaten us if they had bothered. but instead just silently glided by.


good thing i'm not a seal.

I haven't spent nearly enough time by the water here. It's one of my goals for the summer--it's kind of a hassle to get to it from the eastside, and I'm a lazy beach, but I really do need to.

 

[Clem J]

Good news! All the roles have been finalized.

Bad news: now I have to write them pretty and stuff ;(

 

[Clem J]

Thread is locked (I think you're both asleep probably but I'm tagging you anyways to be safe @WildZoo and @GoSpursGo ).

This is for TOTALLY NORMAL REASONS AND NOTHING ELSE, DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT

 

[Clem J]

Various questions about roles and alignments:

Roles were distributed before alignments were determined, and all roles were written alignment-agnostic (meaning any role can be any alignment). EVERY role written can be any alignment. Every one. I cannot stress this enough, every single one.

FAQ updated

 

[Clem J]

Holy first?

Due to rulebreaking (posting before receiving a role PM), SAR will be modkilled at the end of d1. Probably.

 

[Clem J]

Spoiler: For Clem's eyes only

Spoiler: I'm serious

Spoiler: If you are a player, go look at something else

Spoiler: I'm serious, this is angleshooting

Spoiler: Last chance to turn back if you aren't Clem

Spoiler: Okay, be modkilled then. Not my problem tbh

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

Due to rulebreaking (quoting a role PM), AM will be modkilled at the end of D1. Probably.

 

[Clem J]

I'm going photographing tomorrow at some point, I'll share pics if they're good (and pretend it never happened if they're bad) and get role PMs out after that probably

Unless I decide to continue building suspense

Anyways, don't forget to vote for city council!

They weren't good

 

[Clem J]

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Imodium is your friend! Signed, someone who is very thankful a veteran runner gave me this advice during my first ever marathon after I had eaten curry for dinner the night before
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If chic were playing I'd modkill them on principal for terrible decision making

 

[Clem J]

In that case

Vote rae and SAR too

Spurs has been found guilty of committing vote fraud and will be modkilled at the end of D1. Probably.

 

[Clem J]

Spoiler: a wild Dubz DISappears

*poof*

Dubz has broken a rule (self-doxxing) and will be modkilled at the end of D1. Probably.

 

[Clem J]

Final D0 tally:

mkg ( 1 ): mkg
sar ( 1 ): sar
Apop ( 1 ): spurs

Not voting: everyone else.

 

[Clem J]

Apop, mkg, and SAR have all been elected to the city council.

 

[Clem J]

IT IS NOW D1.

Today the top THREE vote getters will DIE. Probably. There are 12 players alive, and hammer is at 7.

Day ends at 3pm Pacific Time.

For the mods sanity, all actions will lock one hour before cycle change (typically 2pm Pacific Time).

Living:

@_rae_
@Animal Midwife
@apoptosis09
@genny
@GoSpursGo
@Kcalb
@mkg323
@Ms Procrastinator
@potentialsheltervet
@SARdoghandler
@WildZoo
@Zenge142

Dead:

A blind certainty of the existence of free will in this cruel and unforgiving universe

Tots:

@Barkley13
@beans2020
@chicandtoughness
@fruitsalad
@kitzsuna
@samac
@Stagg737