WWedding at the End of the WWorld: Game Thread

[Barkley13]

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Idk why no one listened to AM before when she knew the truth all along

gal's face just looks very villagey

Spoiler: Proof

 

[WildZoo]

Pot calling kettle black! eye exam for you too

But I just got my eye exam a couple weeks ago!

 

[Barkley13]

Oh it's about that time, eh? Most of the food was destroyed in the fire but we still have these...

Yes pls

 

[cubsrule4e]

But I just got my eye exam a couple weeks ago!

*insulted*

 

[The_Breadmann]

Oh it's about that time, eh? Most of the food was destroyed in the fire but we still have these...

Don't do this to me

 

[supershorty]

Idk why no one listened to AM before when she knew the truth all along

Spoiler: Proof

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Isn't this also Gal's face?

Spoiler

Seems kinda wolfy

 

[Animal Midwife]

yeet Barks


Im sorry

 

[Animal Midwife]

plz dont wow my lameness and terribleness

i regret everything already

 

[cubsrule4e]

plz dont wow my lameness and terribleness

i regret everything already

What if village wins? Regret noted.

 

[supershorty]

plz dont wow my lameness and terribleness

i regret everything already

Tough spot having to choose between your children. I assumed you wouldn't vote at all, tbh.

 

[WildZoo]

Smh sporty expecting me to be the responsible one again

Vote closed, results pending

 

[Barkley13]

Isn't this also Gal's face?

Spoiler

Seems kinda wolfy

Whaaaaat! I’ve definitely never said anything about her chaotic ways. She’s an angel

Spoiler: Angelic

p.s. I laughed really loud

 

[WildZoo]

Huh. Anyone hear that?

 

[WildZoo]

Sounds like...wings?

 

[SportPonies]

Day 4

A wedding dismantled. A city in ashes. The remaining bride losing her ever-loving mind. This isn't how every woman's special day is supposed to go. How are you supposed to ride off into the sunset with the one you love when all you have left are some pieces of dilapidated furniture and a dead body? No one answer that question, please.

The tears were real this time. Deposits were one thing, but with no one else to turn to, Dubz decided to take on the apocalypse herself. Writing spooky things is most certainly enough training for this moment. She put her detective skills to work and honed in on one key player. With them destroyed, surely she could bring this miserable day to an end and mourn properly. She found a smoldering BIG stick sitting among the chair wreckage and headed out.

Nearby, the shrieks and panic from the fire drowned out someone slamming on a big cage. "Man, this thing is really busted," they muttered. One more hard pass with a mallet and the the door clattered to the ground. It was TIME TO CELEBRATE IN STYLE.

Spoiler: Dead is...

jk, it's pigeons

Fattened on their feast of golden tater tots and moonlight, they took to the skies, drowning out the sun. There was nothing to see. Nowhere to go. The superior bird was released and no one could stop them from celebrating the love between a tardy bride and a corpse.

"Wait, that's illegal," Dubz choked out. And then... night fell.


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8 players remain

1. @supershorty
4. @The_Breadmann
5. @Crayola227
6. @genny
7. @cubsrule4e
11. A spooky ghost
13. @Barkley13
14. @Animal Midwife
14b. @Melchizedek

Dead:
12. @vetschoolsletmeinplease - The Storm of the Century - Wolf Action Delayer
2. @Zenge142 - MJ - village tinkerer
10. @PhiloslothicalStudent - COVID - Delayed blocker
3. @alleycat03 - Sporty - PMer -> MASON
9. @Cyndia - Athens, GA - vanillager
8. @Dinashadow - Fancy Folding Chairs - protector

It is now Night 4. Night closes AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO GET YOUR FAST SHOES ON.​

 

[supershorty]

whatever

Contingency yeet Barks until I die

 

[Animal Midwife]

who's the blocker

 

[WildZoo]

no one could stop them from celebrating the love between a tardy bride and a corpse.

"Wait, that's illegal," Dubz choked out.

Actual Dubz actually chokes

 

[supershorty]

yeah I'm out of steam. I don't want to play anymore.

Barks is the last wolf.
nothing will change my mind.

I can't assemble a better case than I did over the last 2 days.
Barks, if you can kill me tonight, I'd appreciate that.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Contingency Yeet Barks

my first and last contingency of the game

 

[Barkley13]

who's the blocker

I don’t think there’s a blocker

 

[supershorty]

and if that somehow was something like a vote cancel or whatever, and it came from a villager, you should seriously think about what you did.

 

[genny]

I don’t think there’s a blocker

what did you do to cyndia then?

 

[cubsrule4e]

If we get consensus contingency yeet can we just end the game? Barks just be trolling now.

con-yeet Barklay center

 

[The_Breadmann]

con-yeet Barklay center

Since I just got home a bit ago

 

[Barkley13]

If we get consensus contingency yeet can we just end the game? Barks just be trolling now.

con-yeet Barklay center

Cubs pls I’m being very serious

 

[Barkley13]

what did you do to cyndia then?

I’m not really sure tbh

 

[Barkley13]

The better question is how did I end up post restricted and no one else ever did?

 

[cubsrule4e]

The better question is how did I end up post restricted and no one else ever did?

Self infliiiicteeddddddddddddddddd

 

[Animal Midwife]

The better question is how did I end up post restricted and no one else ever did?

Wait, did you fake the restriction too?

 

[Barkley13]

Wait, did you fake the restriction too?

IM BEING SERIOUS

How would I randomly think of a panic at the disco restriction? I’m not that creative

 

[cubsrule4e]

Midwife mind going like 🙈

 

[supershorty]

so many Mother angeries
but none for shorty

 

[SportPonies]

So many angeries and so little love for the mods

 

[SportPonies]

Night Closed, Results pending

 

[Barkley13]

Ahem

Well, I don't wanna be the blame, not anymore so if someone could tell me who to blame for the post restrictions that’d be cool

 

[supershorty]

if I die yeet Barks to the moon
if I don't die, yeet Barks to the moon, but I'll be louder about it than if I'm dead

 

[Animal Midwife]

Ahem

Well, I don't wanna be the blame, not anymore so if someone could tell me who to blame for the post restrictions that’d be cool

ur mom

 

[Barkley13]

if I die yeet Barks to the moon
if I don't die, yeet Barks to the moon, but I'll be louder about it than if I'm dead

She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

 

[Barkley13]

ur mom

It was you? 🥺 well that's what you get when you let your heart win I guess

 

[Crayola227]

Wtf is even happening lol

Is Barks an alpha and there are actually 4 scum which would be super surprising?

 

[Animal Midwife]

Wtf is even happening lol

Is Barks an alpha and there are actually 4 scum which would be super surprising?

4 wolves is too many.

 

[WildZoo]

4 wolves is too many.

Are you including the spooky ghost in your calculations?

 

[cubsrule4e]

Wtf is even happening lol

Is Barks an alpha and there are actually 4 scum which would be super surprising?

Barks has some weird ability and is just trolling the hell out of us and its triggering AM. She needs a glass of milk.

 

[supershorty]

shorty needs a hug

 

[Lawpy]

shorty needs a hug

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🤗🤗🤗
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[cubsrule4e]

Wtf is even happening lol

Is Barks an alpha and there are actually 4 scum which would be super surprising?

If barks doesnt die again, yeet cray.

 

[SportPonies]

Night 4

With nothing else to do but hide from fire and pigeon droppings, all remaining attendees of the wedding packed up and piled into some random Holiday Inn that night. Lucky for them, there wasn't very strict security at this particular hotel, given that some guests were.... a bit smellier and more long in the face than others.

Dubz carried her charred BIG stick like a baton. A beacon for a better life. The only means she felt she could stop this apocalypse before it got out of hand. So quickly they had exterminated the catastrophic weather events and life-threatening respiratory diseases.... the pigeons would clear eventually... what could possibly be left?

She collapsed into a bed, neatly made not by a hotel hospitality person but her very particular late wife. At least she didn't have anyone nagging her to sleep under the sheets anymore. A familiar fluffy face hopped up next to her and she grabbed him, stifling sobs into his soft fur. At least he would always be there for her. Eventually, she drifted off.

Gimli lost interest after an hour or two and revved up his zoomies, sprinting across @Animal Midwife's throat and waking her from sweet dreams about Paramore and Lips of An Angel. Burning House really would've been more suitable for the way this wedding went.

Then Gimli settled back into bed with his human, keeping her face nice and warm all night. Nice and warm until her blood stopped flowing.

Dead from asphyxiation is @supershorty - Dubz, vanilla -> MASON

It doesn't take a lot of thought to avoid wiping out mankind, but unfortunately not every cat is blessed with a brain cell to call their own. Gimli is one of those cats. Lucky for humanity, he was caught red toebeaned at the scene of the crime. When the accusations rained down on him, you could almost see a game of pong plinking around behind his pupils.

Horrified at the idea of such a sweet, dumb kitten being held responsible for his crimes, the spooky ghost decided to intervene. He whispered in the ears of the remaining guests, reminding them that they still didn't know where those pigeons had come from. While they were distracted hurling accusations at each other, he approached the fluffy murderer. With one touch he extracted the cute kitten soul. Gimli hardly noticed, as he was fixated on a spot on the wall that was ever so slightly darker than the rest. The ghost sighed happily. This creature was just what he needed. He picked Gimli up in his arms and carried him off into the sunset. By the time the guests turned back to where Gimli had been, their eyes wide with the trauma of the past few days, the ghost and his new companion were long gone. At least someone got a happy ending.

VILLAGE WINS​

ALIVE:
4. @The_Breadmann - Pigeons, day cancel
5. @Crayola227 - kaydubs, tie breaker
6. @genny - allieh, PMer
7. @cubsrule4e - Bread, voyeur
11. A spooky ghost - a spooky ghost, a spooky ghost
14. @Animal Midwife - That's What You Get by Paramore, post restrictor
14b. @Melchizedek - A Horse, vanillager

Dead:
12. @vetschoolsletmeinplease - The Storm of the Century - Wolf Action Delayer
2. @Zenge142 - MJ - village tinkerer
10. @PhiloslothicalStudent - COVID - Delayed blocker
3. @alleycat03 - Sporty - PMer -> MASON
9. @Cyndia - Athens, GA - vanillager
8. @Dinashadow - Fancy Folding Chairs - protector
1. @supershorty - Dubz - vanilla -> MASON
13. @Barkley13 - Gimli - Wolf YELLER

 

[Lawpy]

Congrats village!

 

[SportPonies]

That write up is so long so I know no one will read it and THAT MAKES ME SAD CUZ it's cute.