I'm slumped for a whole other reason: just got my parental leave paperwork to fill out and turn in and I see "In the event I do not return to work for at least 12 months after my approved leave or I change my status to a benefit ineligible position within 12 months, I agree to reimburse UPMC for the Paid Parental Leave benefit. I understand that available and vested PTO will first be applied towards this reimbursement."
Man, I am tired of being in the red in this medical school pursuit, and having pay limited by the jobs I qualify for in the medical field. I might just bail for a year and keep applying while working in another field of work. I'll cite "bills to pay" when schools ask me why I stopped working in medicine.