Day 4
The noodles had been glutenating for a while on who else among them was an impasta. Some found themselves so deep in thought that it was more like marinaraing.
Marinara was the theme of the day. He'd had a bad dream - a nightmarinara, to be precise. He'd just set out to do what he wanted to do, but sometimes a jar just ... sticks. And the ol' rubber band on the lid trick doesn't work so well from the inside.
(Please do not consume sauce that has rubber bands in it, that's a choking hazard.)
He'd been feeling pretty good sliding through the days and cruising through the nights. He was looking for impastas! He was sure of it. He'd just had some tough luck in finding them. But then his luck changed... for the worse.
It came seemingly without warning. The questions. The memes. She didn't even read him his Marinara rights! Isn't that a law?? It seems illegal - dare I say,
criminal - to play at this kind of trickery!
The noodles continued to pile onto him, crushing him under a weight so great, he sank to the depths of the Marinara Trench. In his final breath, he shouted one last cry at them:
"Don't you fools know how pasta is supposed to be dressed? The sauce goes ATOP the noodles! ATOP!!!!"
Just like the sauce goes atop the cheese in that wolfy casserole masquerading as pizza ehehehe git wrekt Zenge
He smirked and raised his eyebrows.
"You only think you've got an impasta here. But you'll see. I'll come out on top here, just like I'm supposed to."
And he flounced back to the pantry, tossing a "skill issue" over his shoulder as he went.
Sent back to the pantry is...
9 players remain.
1.)
@Animal Midwife
4.)
@genny
6.)
@miranda920
8.)
@mightyrunner7
11.)
@mkg323
12.)
@SportPonies
13.)
@Wondalfy
15.)
@Viscernable
16.)
@samac
Stumpin' and runnin' out of puns:
7.)
@WildZoo
Pasta La Vistaed:
14.)
@Clem J, Gnocchi, vanillager
9.)
@SARdoghandler, Gemelli, vanillager
2.)
@VeggieTrex, Pesto,
impasta
3.)
@chicandtoughness, Penne, village neighbor
5.)
@Dinashadow, Manicotti, vanillager
10.)
@Santygrass, Marinara,
impasta
It is now Night 4. Night closes on Wednesday, 2/15, at 10pm EST/9pm CST/8pm MST/7pm FST. Please remember to submit night actions if you have them.