PaWWsta - The Game that WWrites Itself (Game Thread)

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does anyone have further words they would like to share before it closes for the night
 
(Or at least they should have died N1)
Excuse you?? I got you a free misyeet, Mr. Wolfy

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Okay was this whole conversation relying on knowing anything about pasta or am I not getting it for other reasons
 
Umm maybe. Shouldn't give more info now that my yeet has been decided. It would feel dirty


I still adore that L+Ratio Skill Issue pasta image. I want to engrave it into my eyeballs
 
I literally know nothing about pasta so if it has to do with the pasta image idk what it is (sorry I am a pawwsta fraud)
 
Day 4

The noodles had been glutenating for a while on who else among them was an impasta. Some found themselves so deep in thought that it was more like marinaraing.

Marinara was the theme of the day. He'd had a bad dream - a nightmarinara, to be precise. He'd just set out to do what he wanted to do, but sometimes a jar just ... sticks. And the ol' rubber band on the lid trick doesn't work so well from the inside.

(Please do not consume sauce that has rubber bands in it, that's a choking hazard.)

He'd been feeling pretty good sliding through the days and cruising through the nights. He was looking for impastas! He was sure of it. He'd just had some tough luck in finding them. But then his luck changed... for the worse.

It came seemingly without warning. The questions. The memes. She didn't even read him his Marinara rights! Isn't that a law?? It seems illegal - dare I say, criminal - to play at this kind of trickery!

The noodles continued to pile onto him, crushing him under a weight so great, he sank to the depths of the Marinara Trench. In his final breath, he shouted one last cry at them:

"Don't you fools know how pasta is supposed to be dressed? The sauce goes ATOP the noodles! ATOP!!!!"
Just like the sauce goes atop the cheese in that wolfy casserole masquerading as pizza ehehehe git wrekt Zenge

He smirked and raised his eyebrows.
"You only think you've got an impasta here. But you'll see. I'll come out on top here, just like I'm supposed to."

And he flounced back to the pantry, tossing a "skill issue" over his shoulder as he went.

Sent back to the pantry is...
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@Santygrass, Marinara, and a
impasta.

9 players remain.
1.) @Animal Midwife
4.) @genny
6.) @miranda920
8.) @mightyrunner7
11.) @mkg323
12.) @SportPonies
13.) @Wondalfy
15.) @Viscernable
16.) @samac

Stumpin' and runnin' out of puns:
7.) @WildZoo

Pasta La Vistaed:
14.) @Clem J, Gnocchi, vanillager
9.) @SARdoghandler, Gemelli, vanillager
2.) @VeggieTrex, Pesto, impasta
3.) @chicandtoughness, Penne, village neighbor
5.) @Dinashadow, Manicotti, vanillager
10.) @Santygrass, Marinara, impasta

It is now Night 4. Night closes on Wednesday, 2/15, at 10pm EST/9pm CST/8pm MST/7pm FST. Please remember to submit night actions if you have them.
 
Night 4

The noodles were elated after having another bowltiful moment. A second impasta, captured through a noodifully done decision, and featuring some quality memes as a proper send-off for the king of memes. It's like it was rament to be. Udon know how excited the noodles were.

Spirits were high. The noodles were on a roll and just couldn't spaghet about it. But who could possibly be lurking among them still? Who was a canoodler?

Who was a dreamer, a schemer, a sneaky linguiner?

Would they quietly say "I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes," or would they slip away, undetected until it was too late, leaving the noodles thinking to themselves "dashi goes again"?

Only time would tell.

Dead is...
No one.

9 players remain.
1.) @Animal Midwife
4.) @genny
6.) @miranda920
8.) @mightyrunner7
11.) @mkg323
12.) @SportPonies
13.) @Wondalfy
15.) @Viscernable
16.) @samac

Stumpin' and stuff:
7.) @WildZoo

Pasta La Vistaed:
I'll add these people later, I'm watching a show with my IRL mom and you guys know you're dead. I'll update TOC then too.

It is now Day 5. Vote closes on Friday, 2/17, at 10pm EST/9pm CST/8pm MST/7pm FST (48 hours).
 
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