Dear NYU admissions committee member checking out this thread: You can feel yourself getting sleepy. Let your feet relax, and your legs relax. Feel your hips relaxing, and your waist relaxing. Feel your chest relaxing, and your arms relaxing. Your shoulders relaxing, and your neck and head relaxing. Feel your entire body relaxing, all over. You can feel yourself relaxing now. You can feel a heavy, relaxed feeling coming over you. And as I continue to talk, that heavy relaxed feeling will get stronger and stronger, until it carries you into a deep, peaceful state of hypnosis. Sinking down, and shutting down. Sinking down, and shutting down. Sinking down, and shutting down, shutting down completely. And the deeper you go, the deeper you are able to go. And the deeper you go, the deeper you want to go, and the more enjoyable the experience becomes. You are thinking about Shtumpa. You know realize that Shtumpa is a great candidate for your school. You will advocate for him. I'm going to count from one to five, and at the count of five you will be feeling wide awake, fully alert, and completely refreshed. Thank you.