Alrighty, I called this morning. Patrick was helpful. They won't tell you anything over the phone for confidentiality reasons, regardless of the decision, but the status message is definitely the same whether you are accepted, rejected, or waitlisted. If you are accepted or rejected, keep an eye out for a snail mail letter. If you are waitlisted you won't get anything other than a status change online. He said the online status would be updated around thanksgiving, but we may get the snail mail earlier.
So, the status message doesn't imply anything other than exactly what it says, PHEW. And now I'm afraid of my mailbox again.