The only thing I know is that they periodically read through these boards, and whoever seems to be impatient, they move that person's app to the bottom of the pile.
haha, jk man (or woman), I remember checking my e-mails 25x/day during app season, too. i totally understand your impatience and frustration. it's just a sucky part of it. my only real advice is to focus on what's around you: if you're at school, focus on school; if you're at work, focus on your job. Enjoy your evenings, call your friends, draw, play games, watch movies, go bowling, learn a language, go to museums, take a nap, clean your desk, throw a bunch of crap out that you never use anymore. that is the best thing you can be doing right now. every time you start to panic about med schools (which we all did during that time), just go for a walk or a jog or cook or practice trombone or take some cool pictures or watch some TED talks or visit a state park or write out what's on your mind.
Do every single one of those things I listed.
By then, you will have heard from Rush.*
*No guarantees, but hey, at least you will have done a bunch of cool stuff.