OMG

Here is mine:
Thank you for applying to the University of California Irvine, School of Medicine. Regrettably we are unable to offer you a position in our first year medical school class. The Admissions Committee evaluated your application along with those from over 7,000 other applicants. We had many qualified applicants but only 114 positions, therefore some very difficult decisions had to be made.
We sincerely hope you achieve your career goals and wish you the best in your future endeavors.
Sincerely,
Office of Admissions
UC Irvine School of Medicine