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posted elsewhere, but I keep laughing at it so will also put it here:
That is literally the most hipster thing I've read this month so thank you for self-identifying itSince you brought it here, I will continue the conversation. Coffee is disgusting. I have had exactly one cup of coffee that I have liked in my entire life, and it was Turkish coffee made by Bedouins in the desert outside of Masada. So apparently, my coffee has to be as hipster as it can be in order for me to like it.
How in the world did/do you get through the navy, having kids, working in the OR, and med school WITHOUT coffee... I am thoroughly impressed.Glad you enjoy it. I just don’t like it.
How in the world did/do you get through the navy, having kids, working in the OR, and med school WITHOUT coffee... I am thoroughly impressed.
You have no idea how hard I tried to get into the habit of drinking coffee. I've only managed to get through a couple of sips. I had to find another way to keep awake.Glad you enjoy it. I just don’t like it.
You have no idea how hard I tried to get into the habit of drinking coffee. I've only managed to get through a couple of sips. I had to find another way to keep awake.
Ps drinking cold water does good for a while.
Yeah, I usually drank water when I couldn't keep my eyes open anymore. That usually kept me more alert for about 5 minutes before I was fighting to keep my eyes open again but its better than nothing.They made us drink like 80 oz of water overnight in boot camp on the nights we had to stay awake all night. Having to pee and constantly drink helps, but people still passed out lol.
I would purposely not shave and look as fearsome and angry as I could when I used to live in the big city so that way nobody would bother me on my late walks home.They forgot the “I don’t want anyone to talk to me so I have my headphones on but I’m not actually listening to anything.”
I would purposely not shave and look as fearsome and angry as I could when I used to live in the big city so that way nobody would bother me on my late walks home.
This is funny but this comic is like....Americans in a Nutshell ^ TM
This is funny but this comic is like....Americans in a Nutshell ^ TM
I have not.Have you been to Japan?
I have not.
I'm just thinking of the girls in middle school who said my eye brows were too thick, and are now filling in their non existant brows with makeup...( not exactly the topic of the comic but just shows the cycle if ignorance).
I had a math prof once that could put a rabid hyena to sleep with his lectures. One time when I was just barely paying attention he re-labeled m as M and then he turned around and said "to maximize confusion" and smirked.
I'm very flattered. Thank you!You're a really talented writer.