This thread has existential crisis (an SDN mafia game)

[Zenge142]

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Was kinda curious if @Zenge142 had some insight as to what happened, since he was apparently not surprised to have been among the players who died?

Where did you gather this information from?

 

[Zenge142]

@Zenge142 any idea what happened?

You know as much or more about this than I do.

 

[GoSpursGo]

Where did you gather this information from?

Idk if I died at EOD without a vote on my name or having forgotten to vote I would probably be surprised

You know as much or more about this than I do.

Certainly not more!

 

[Zenge142]

I would probably be surprised

How do you know I wasn’t?

 

[GoSpursGo]

How do you know I wasn’t?

I said you “apparently” were not surprised. If you were surprised, you didn’t make it apparent

 

[Zenge142]

I said you “apparently” were not surprised. If you were surprised, you didn’t make it apparent

I didn’t even know it happened. But apparently now it hasn’t 🤔

 

[_rae_]

Mods, in assumed height order:

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@supershorty

Cycles are 24/24, close/open is 3pm pacific.

Claims are allowed, ties are not.

Please avoid excessive AtE (Appeals to Emotion), defined in this instance as:



My host rules:

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Various other rules (please read):

• “No Vote" is not allowed, voting for sleep is. Any non-voters will have their votes assigned by [redacted method] (if there's a sufficiently early hammer this can be ignored)

1) nothing in the rules that says voting is compulsory

Um

 

[mkg323]

@Animal Midwife has anyone asked you yet if you had identified a standing target? And was it Zenge?

Tbh I assumed her standing target was MsP with how things were going between them?

 

[mkg323]

Anybody want to summarize day 1's events?

Apop, SAR, and I are co-mayors #dreamteam
Spurs made a reads list out of thin air #sus
AM vs MsP beef #historyrepeats
A bunch of people died but didn’t #butwhy

 

[Clem J]

Um

Tell me you didn't read the rules without telling me you didn't read the rules: dubz edition

 

[mkg323]

So to clarify further, I thought whoever I was voting for had some chance of being death 2-3 over AM and MsP. I didn’t want AM to go over if she’s village, and I didn’t want MsP to die D1 after a long hiatus. Similarly didn’t want mkg to die early without good reason.

Of course, to my surprise, all 3 died anyways

Oh no! I died?

 

[GoSpursGo]

Oh no! I died?

Reread what I said

 

[GoSpursGo]

Spurs made a reads list out of thin air #sus

Why do you find me having a reads list and trying to sort out the other players to be sus?

 

[_rae_]

Hello my sweet knuckleheads.

Swing shift has given me the gift of a migraine. And I have a concert today where I need to play trumpet.

So I probs won't be back until after night close.

 

[GoSpursGo]

WTF WHO ATE THE PIZZA I SAVED FOR MYSELF???

This was a looooong morning an I was depending on that to get me through the rest of the day 🙁

 

[GoSpursGo]

MKG will reveal herself in time, as long as she plays. No reason to D1 her.

You just have to wait for her to

Spoiler

shoot her own packmate and then get called out for it 😛

Do you have any additional input on how you sus out w!mkg? What do we do if she doesn't have a vig this game?

 

[Animal Midwife]

@Animal Midwife has anyone asked you yet if you had identified a standing target? And was it Zenge?

I chose MsP to make sure she didn't dodge the second she voted me.

 

[GoSpursGo]

I chose MsP to make sure she didn't dodge the second she voted me.

Oh interesting.

So if true, it's possible that you and SAR died by RNG for being tied for being tied for 2nd, then MsP died because of your ability.

Then Zenge died for some other unknown reason

 

[Zenge142]

Oh no! I died?

This was my reaction 😂

 

[WildZoo]

Tell me you didn't read the rules without telling me you didn't read the rules: dubz edition

I very much did read the rules, which state that my vote will be assigned, not that I'll be assigned homework. My protest stands.

#Downwiththeman

 

[WildZoo]

Um

See above! That doesn't say I have to vote, it says Clem does the work for me if I don't 😛

 

[GoSpursGo]

See above! That doesn't say I have to vote, it says Clem does the work for me if I don't 😛

How did your procedure go yesterday?

 

[WildZoo]

I didn't read the rules until after day close though so very much arguing after the fact

I did forget about the earlier close in addition to my being in a different time zone from usual, so that's on me. Not being here was unavoidable though. I was in many layers of PPE.

 

[HRH Queeb SAR]

Cluckingham Palace update

Spoiler: Don't open this if your name is spurs

Spoiler: I mean it spurs!

Spoiler: You brought the self dox upon yourself!

 

[WildZoo]

How did your procedure go yesterday?

It was an

Spoiler

elephant autopsy

so I suppose it went well. They said the last one took like 12 hours and this one was more like 6ish so that was an improvement. Good learning experience. Very sad and physically demanding though.

 

[_rae_]

It was an

Spoiler

elephant autopsy

so I suppose it went well. They said the last one took like 12 hours and this one was more like 6ish so that was an improvement. Good learning experience. Very sad and physically demanding though.

I’m trying to imagine what an elephant autopsy looks like (some of those organs must be legit larger than a person) and my brain cannot process it.

 

[GoSpursGo]

It was an

Spoiler

elephant autopsy

so I suppose it went well. They said the last one took like 12 hours and this one was more like 6ish so that was an improvement. Good learning experience. Very sad and physically demanding though.

I’ve been involved in a few rapid autopsies for human patients. Very sad.

But similar to rae I cannot imagine it on the scale of an elephant.

 

[WildZoo]

I’m trying to imagine what an elephant autopsy looks like (some of those organs must be legit larger than a person) and my brain cannot process it.

Many, many, many people working in stations in this case. And in the elephant barn.

Otherwise not that different from a horse.

 

[WildZoo]

I’ve been involved in a few rapid autopsies for human patients. Very sad.

But similar to rae I cannot imagine it on the scale of an elephant.

I guess the horse comparison probably doesn't work as well for you

 

[WildZoo]

But yeah the process itself is the same as anything else it just...takes a lot more time and physicality because of the size. The number of people really helped. We had separate stations for each organ system and then a whole team just dedicated to labeling sample containers, tracking what had been collected, and trimming the larger samples that each station collected down to size for histopath submission.

 

[WildZoo]

There was still some hurry up and wait even with this one being more efficient. Getting in and out of all the PPE was a whole process too.

And initially I was assigned to...hand other people sharp knives, which seemed like kind of a waste of a zoo resident's skills and knowledge but I ended up helping with evaluating the thoracic organs and collecting those samples, and then later with some limb stuff.

 

[GoSpursGo]

There was still some hurry up and wait even with this one being more efficient. Getting in and out of all the PPE was a whole process too.

And initially I was assigned to...hand other people sharp knives, which seemed like kind of a waste of a zoo resident's skills and knowledge but I ended up helping with evaluating the thoracic organs and collecting those samples, and then later with some limb stuff.

They didn’t want to let you USE the sharp knives??

What a surreal experience that sounds like

 

[apoptosis09]

At least one of the townies that flipped came back a wolf. Wouldn’t be an existential crisis if they didn’t

I think our field is a little small to expect conversions

 

[apoptosis09]

I think our field is a little small to expect conversions

Unless we had no wolves until the flips and now 2-3 of the flipped became wolves 😃

 

[supershorty]

Dubz has written more words whining about the essay than she would have had to write in the essay 🙄

 

[GoSpursGo]

Dubz has written more words whining about the essay than she would have had to write in the essay 🙄

DETH! DETH! DETH! DEEEETTTTTTTHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[GoSpursGo]

Unless we had no wolves until the flips and now 2-3 of the flipped became wolves 😃

It’s so mechanically bonkers that I’ve more or less given up on reads until we get night results.

I can see now why it took Clem a while to write

 

[WildZoo]

Dubz has written more words whining about the essay than she would have had to write in the essay 🙄

I stand on principle

 

[WildZoo]

DETH! DETH! DETH! DEEEETTTTTTTHHHHHH!!!!!

Death's not so bad, last time I barely noticed!

 

[GoSpursGo]

Death's not so bad, last time I barely noticed!

 

[Zenge142]

@Zenge142, as it is neither after Labor Day NOR does that refer to white coats, you have been assigned the following task: you must provide the thread with a list of the Top 10 Fashion Faux-Pas To Avoid In 2026! Your response must be written in the style of

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Santygrass

1. Pony Tails
2. Banana Suits
3. Banana Hammocks
4. Pregnant Woman Emojis
5. Pregnant Bananas
6. Pregnant Ponies
7. Pony Bananas
8. Banana Ponies
9. Pregnant Ponies in Banana Suits
10. Pregnant Bananas in Pony Suits

 

[GoSpursGo]

1. Pony Tails

This is extremely distressing as this is the only thing I can do for my daughters hair.

And I don’t even do it very well

 

[HRH Queeb SAR]

. Pony Tails

 

[apoptosis09]

This is extremely distressing as this is the only thing I can do for my daughters hair.

And I don’t even do it very well

Gotta learn to French braid if you're going to be a girl dad smh

 

[WildZoo]

Dubz has written more words whining about the essay than she would have had to write in the essay 🙄

shorty pls I already wrote my essay

An informed electorate is aware of their legal rights at the polls!!

 

[Ms Procrastinator]

I think our field is a little small to expect conversions

5 people flipping village on the first day and absolutely no one dying (or converting) would make it easier to narrow down the wolves. Seems like it leaves them at a disadvantage unless they’re gonna get multiple kills in tonight.

 

[WildZoo]

5 people flipping village on the first day and absolutely no one dying (or converting) would make it easier to narrow down the wolves. Seems like it leaves them at a disadvantage unless they’re gonna get multiple kills in tonight.

Who said everyone who "died" was village?

 

[Ms Procrastinator]

Who said everyone who "died" was village?

Most of the roles seemed pretty harmless for wolves (vig shots, protectors etc), but you’re right. Nothing explicitly says they’re town.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Most of the roles seemed pretty harmless for wolves (vig shots, protectors etc), but you’re right. Nothing explicitly says they’re town.

Vig shot is harmless for wolves?

 

[GoSpursGo]

Gotta learn to French braid if you're going to be a girl dad smh

right on cue, asked my daughter to go get ready for shower, and she got annoyed cuz apparently when I help her it takes “ages” compared to Mrs spurs 🙄