Ah, it seems I came off the wrong way. One-dimensionality and stats are not what I'm about; the process has just begun to be frustrating after weeks and weeks of waiting. It starts to seem a little arbitrary when one of my best friends, who seems like the perfect candidate in every way - passionate, driven, great essays, service, research, clinical experience, leadership, grades, MCAT, has been told repeatedly by professors that she'll get in to any med school she wants, etc etc etc - doesn't get an interview. Personally, I don't think my stats have gotten me any interviews because they're not amazing. I don't think I've applied to any schools that are all about stats and don't care about people. It really just confuses me that schools with similar values and higher rankings would get back to me so much faster.
I don't know. I was just looking for a place to rant. I apologize if I offended anyone.